Knock Out Knock Up Knock Off

tatchoBrookline – A 19-year-old who allegedly posted ads on the Internet for “erotic massage” was arrested last week and charged with prostitution at her mother’s Coolidge Corner day care facility.

Police made the bust May 6, after catching an ad on that promised the services for $175 for a half-hour or $225 for an hour.

Vibeke A. Gonzalez, 19, of 1469 Beacon St., Apt. 4, was arrested that day at 2:43 p.m., at her home and charged with offering sexual conduct for pay.

The address is also listed as a licensed childcare provider for Angeli Dapena, according to state records.

Dapena confirmed she is the teen’s mother.

“Young beautiful girl, in call erotic massage. Not full-service but none leave disappointed,” police reported the ad as stating. “Newly blonde, light eyes, delicate features, petite. Utmost of confidentiality.”

The ad reportedly stated the woman was available evenings after 7 p.m., and listed a cell phone number for appointments. Reports indicated the ad had been online since May 2, 12:06 a.m.

from the Brookline (MA) Tab

Wow! This story features quite a collection of the factors which pique our interest; illicit sex, the underground economy, a local angle (just down the street from our place of employment), web 2.0 phenom Craig’s List, the ironic juxtaposition of pre-school day care and post-grad night care, a beautiful woman, tattoos and weird names.

There is more to this story than meets the eye, and your intrepid reporter will tirelessly monitor the local press for more details and photos. For the perp in this case is strikingly beautiful, at least as far as we could tell from the video clips on the evening news tonight.

As if that were not enough, her dramatically plunging neckline reveals the most amazing tattoo we have seen in quite some time. It features ornate scrollwork and arcane inscriptions which demand closer inspection. Photos currently available do not do them justice, but a search is on for more detail.

Coolidge Corner is an upscale shopping area between Boston College and Boston University. It features residents from around the world, although we are flummoxed as to the origin of the surname Dapena. In Spanish, da pena means “it’s too bad” in the extreme, as in “oh, that poor, pitiful, thing” or what you might say upon seeing an ex-child star sprawled drooling on the curb from years of substance abuse and STDs. We guess it takes someone saddled with a name like that to work up the nerve to call their kid Vibeke.

Finally, $175 for 30 minutes! What a rip-off! Although we must admit Vibeke, appearantly working for herself, exhibits an admirable entrepreneurial spirit. Among other qualities.

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Semi-retired academic from Harvard, Boston University, Fulbright Commission, Universidad Laica Eloy Alfaro de Manta, currently columnist for El Diario de Portoviejo and La Marea de Manta.
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10 Responses to Knock Out Knock Up Knock Off

  1. Friend says:

    Yeah, it is very nice to make fun of a family’s tragedy. The Dapena family is a well liked, respected family ,of course you have no way to know
    this. People like you write without having all the facts. By the way Vibeke is a common name in some parts of Europe,really not that weird,as well as Dapena in Spain. Your litle article was ridiculous and sensationalist.

  2. anon says:

    Unfortunately a college kid not from Boston,only sees and talks about things ,in that condescending way that only rich white kids do…they, think that the poor, the different, the “other-than them” are some “wierd” and “amusing creatures” put on the earth for their enjoyment. They talk in thier blackaccents and act as though the world away from home is something they can understand over a joint paid for by daddy’s trustfund..that they are truly enlightened becuase they moved to Jamaica Plain on the “other side” of Center St…and take public transporation…These are the same kids who see mission hill as bieng the hood….who come to Boston and “slum” it up for a few years before returning to the safety and confinement of their yuppiedom, where Jilly and Becky and Trevor (all NORMAL names mind you) all skip around in JCrew and talk about how ghetto store 24 is. Good for us, that
    eventually his little blog will be shut down when he’s done shitting on Boston and it’s true people and moves to New York and daydreams of one day meeting a girl like vibeke

  3. MJ says:

    Vibeke, hope you cleaned yourself up and got off the dope.

  4. Stela says:

    wow. there is something to learn…

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  6. bline123 says:

    she was giving me and my friends this service for free back in the 8th grade…why not make some money doing it

  7. the case was dismissed

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  9. justien beiber says:

    oh man the things id do to her if i had 175

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