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Spam Spawns Worms

A new e-mail computer worm appears to be the work of spammers trying to defeat anti-spam forces. The W32/Mimail-L worm replicates like other worms, by e-mailing itself to those in an infected computer’s address book, but it also sends a … Continue reading

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PPV Halftime Sinks to Depths of Depravity

DETROIT – DaimlerChrysler AG’s sponsorship of a Super Bowl halftime football game between lingerie-clad women could draw criticism, say experts. But the Lingerie Bowl is a marketing risk the automaker, which has become known for its sexually-suggestive ads, says it’s … Continue reading

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Snowplowers Object to Satellite Surveillance

First weekend since March it looks like the Just Don’t Suck tennis club will not be meeting. A steady snow has been pelting down since before dawn, and there is already an eight-inch blanket over Malden, MA. with the brunt … Continue reading

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Apology for Proliferation of Penis Postings

It has come to the attention of the Dowbrigade that 3 of our past 4 postings have dealt directly with penises in some way, shape or form. Actually, all four if you consider, as many do, Gov. Romney to be … Continue reading

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“There Are Thousands of Us” Claims Cannibal

‘Now you can see my body. I hope you’ll find me tasty.’ – What Armin claims Siemens microchip engineer Bernd-Juergen Brandes (above) told him after undressing in front of him at their initial meeting. from the Straights Times   BERLIN … Continue reading

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Scientists Discover World’s Oldest Penis

A 425-million-year-old fossil found in Herefordshire, England, may be the oldest record of an animal that is unarguably male. Scientists report Friday in the journal Science that the tiny crustacean, only two-tenths of an inch long, had an unmistakable penis. … Continue reading

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Arnold’s Austrian Birthplace Plans 80-foot Erection

Plans to build an 80ft statue of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Terminator character in his Austrian home town have been resurrected. The steel abstract design was shelved earlier this year after Schwarzenegger said he would rather see the money going to charity. … Continue reading

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Enraged Dancing Bear Devours Two

What is it lately with animal acts? First Roy in Las Vegas, and now Umar in Russia. It seems trained animals are not as well-behaved as they once were…. MOSCOW (Dec. 4) A performing bear mauled two Moscow theatre workers … Continue reading

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SARS Spurs Snake Soup Shortage

China is Hong Kong’s top source of snakes, shipping about 67,000 every year, and traders are having to defrost last year’s leftovers and import snakes from Southeast Asia at prices up to 20 percent higher from the Boston Globe HONG … Continue reading

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Computer Expert Cannibalizes Engineer

Victim of cannibal agreed to be eaten To the family next door, Armin Meiwes seemed the perfect neighbour. He mowed their lawn, repaired their car and even invited them round for dinner. Other residents in the small German town of … Continue reading

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Computer Voting Made Easy

Having trouble deciding who to vote for? Don’t fret, just answer these 17 simple questions and SelectSmart’s 2004 American Presidential Candidate Selector will dial you in to the correct choice! How scientific! If its on the internet, it must be … Continue reading

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5 Reasons Sex is Good For You!

Mike Walsh points to this article on Netscape News about the benefits of regular sex. Or irregular sex, for that matter. Although psuedo-scientific rumination on reasons sex is good is perhaps the epitomy of rationalization, some of the reasons are … Continue reading

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