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Hiawatha Thumbs Up on Cheese Grater

from the Boston Globe As noted here on its introduction back in June, the new Apple "Cheese-grater" model G-5 isn’t going to win any awards for aestetic design. But the Boston Globe’s technology columnist Hiawatha Bray got his hands on … Continue reading

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World’s Biggest Camel Fair Attracts Tourists Like Flies

Tens of thousands of tourists are attending the world’s biggest camel fair, on the border between India and Pakistan. "We expect 20,000 international tourists to attend this fair," he said, putting at 500,000 the number of Indians expected at Pushkar. … Continue reading

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Illegal Immigrant Workers Sue Wal-Mart

Nine illegal immigrants who worked as janitors at Wal-Mart until they were arrested during federal raids last month have sued the company, accusing it of discrimination. The nine say they were paid lower wages and offered fewer benefit because they … Continue reading

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Tiny Women Liberation Front

VERY strange but oddly appealing site of Japanese soft-core animation of incredible shrinking women.  Dowbrigade’s personal fascination with this site may stem from the fact that the Sra. Dowbrigade has been shrinking and now weighs less than half of her … Continue reading

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Marijuana Can Cause Sexual Confusion

A convicted marijuana grower has told prison authorities he is a man – after spending more than eight months locked up with women. An inquiry has been launched after Billie Jo Hawks told wardens at Kentucky’s Correctional Institution for Women … Continue reading

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Arnold Investigates Self

A spokesman for California governor-elect Arnold Schwarzenegger says the film-star-turned-politician will name a private investigator to look into allegations of his sexual misconduct. The decision appears to have come after the state’s attorney general Bill Lockyer told Mr. Schwarzenegger that … Continue reading

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Charles Snarles

It took me a while to track down the sordid details of the latest Prince Charles scandal.  But how can you not? Is it not a universal truth that when someone announces "I have a secret but I’m not telling … Continue reading

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Performance Anxiety

An exhausted tourist, left, waits for his girlfriend next to a mannequin in Paris’ most famous department store, Les Galeries Lafayette, Friday Nov.7, 2003. On Saturday, hundreds of women will flock the venerable store for free striptease lessons from two … Continue reading

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Burning Kid Stops, Drops and Rolls

It took Donald Awalt six months to put his GI Joe Halloweeen costume together, ordering the components on the internet, and sewing and assembing them piece by piece.  It only took a few seconds for the whole thing to go … Continue reading

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Globe Columnist Rues Barstool Interview

Journalism is a risky business these days, with much of the media reporting on iteself in a serpentine circle jerk of objectivity, accountability and maoistic self-criticsm. What’s a columnist to do when a seemingly reliable source turns out to be … Continue reading

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New Dartmouth Mascot Has Fans Rolling in the Aisles

Recently introduced at the recent Dartmouth Homecoming football game, "Keggy the Kegger" was an instant hit. The anthropomorphic beer keg was fully functional for a time, according to eyewitnesses in the crowd. "We tried to come up with a mascot … Continue reading

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Updated Religious Calendar

Some interesting developments on the Dowbrigade Religion Project. Like all fledgling movements it is meeting with some skepticism and resistance from the major players in the God game, but hopefully faith, fervor and fantasy will win out in the end. … Continue reading

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