Favors for Favors

I had this random thought about the pair of champagne flutes that the school passed out at the Law School prom on Saturday.  I think they are all a part of a plan to help HLS alums drop the H-bomb.  I can imagine some really nerdy guy in my class, inviting some future gold digger to his place for some bubbly, then whipping out the glasses, announcing his pedigree with the University’s seal.


It’s a good thing that I’ll be out of here in 13 days — I’m so jaded.

4 Comments

  1. david bang

    May 4, 2004 @ 12:15 am

    1

    Gold diggers are fun!!

  2. Whup

    May 4, 2004 @ 1:07 am

    2

    aren’t they like decorations or something… for the cabinet of champaign glasses that are never used.

  3. jacob

    May 4, 2004 @ 12:35 pm

    3

    can i get the flutes?

    that way, i can tell my parents that, “hey, didn’t u know? i actually went to HAHVAHD, not nyu.”

    i would use it to get a girl, but hey, i ALREADY GOT ONE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    boy, that sounds great to say. even better to know it’s true. 😀

  4. badxmaru

    May 5, 2004 @ 4:02 pm

    4

    recycle is the other way
    and the arrows are flipped and it’s green
    it’s for this thing i’m trying to start at my church this summer

    i have updates on the situation ping me on im when you are clear

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