Geeky Chic

All I want is:

• A spring break. 
  Last year, I had two spring breaks; I took the one that corresponded
  with Vanderbilt’s Medical School’s calendar, and spent foggy days in
  London town.  Then, during the HLS spring break, I came back here
  and just loafed for a week.  So, now everyone who is currently on
  break, can we switch places for a week?
• The red Y-3 trench coat with
  black Adidas stripes running only on the left side.  It
  simply rocks.  I can’t even find a downloadable photo of it online
  to show it to you (there’s a black one that’s less cool on the Y-3
  website, but the site  has stupid-o Macromedia flash.)  They
  only made 50 of them, and Harput’s
  in Ess Eff was one of the lucky retailers that received exactly 3. The
  last one disappeared off the rack when I was there this weekend. 
  At least the purchaser did the coat justice; she was a stunning,
  statuesque blond who also picked up these sexy and complicated white
  patent leather Y-3 boots that had velco straps running up to the
  knee.  Needless to say, I left the store with my mouth agape
  partially over the much-wanted (price is no object) trench and
  partially over the towering blond who got it.