Gregor’s Sister

I just found out that my estranged father and his mainlander wife had a baby girl a week ago
today.  He took my advice and named her Greta.*  I picked it because
it evokes strength; it’s not a prissy girl name.  I like names that end in “a,” and it has
been in the back of my mind ever since I read The MetamorphosisI
find it odd that she’s going to be one of those Chinatown fob babies,
strapped to her mom with one of those crude scarves, yet she’ll bear
the name of a Kafka character due to a whim of her yuppie, 4th
generation half-sister.  Let’s hope that she turns out fine and
that I do not turn into a giant insect.

*My dad rejected my second choice, Ella because he thought it sounded too much like “Aiya!” in Spanish.

2 Comments

  1. Saruchiegrrrrlllll

    April 5, 2005 @ 3:47 pm

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    I would be so weirded out to acquire a little sister at this point. The one I have already is wayyyy too much work. Congrats to your ed (estranged dad).
    🙂

  2. echan

    April 5, 2005 @ 8:37 pm

    2

    Well, fortunately, for me SG, none of my younger sisters has threatened to pay for school via stripping. Fortunately for you, I don’t think your pd (professor dad) will have another one.

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