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閱讀造就一個完整的人, 討論造就一個敏捷的人, 寫作造就一個精確的人。 ~ 培根

Add comment April 18th, 2021

有人發現:在网上想得到正确答案的最快方法不是提问题,而是发布一个错误的答案。网民们纠错的速度比回答问题的速度快得多。

Add comment April 17th, 2021

An interesting online post about the Ivy League stereotypes:
1. How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb? Two — one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
2. How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven — one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.
3. How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb? None — Hanover doesn’t have electricity.
4. How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb? Two — One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.
5. How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but he gets six credits for it.
6. How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb? Seventy-six — one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb’s right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest.
7. How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None — New Haven looks better in the dark.
8. How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb? One — he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

Add comment April 17th, 2021

“The essence of philosophy is that a man should so live that his happiness shall depend as little as possible on external things.” —Epictetus

Add comment April 17th, 2021

(转帖”最会持家的老婆”)
老婆在网上相中一瓶化妝品,好几百,犹犹豫豫地想买又嫌貴。躊躇了一会儿,扭头看看我,終于說道:“算了不买了,你这末丑也不配有太漂亮的老婆!”

Add comment April 17th, 2021

在爱情的事上如果你考虑起自尊心来,那只能有一个原因:实际上你还是最爱自己。——毛姆 《月亮与六便士》

Add comment April 15th, 2021

转一个母亲贴:每次吼完孩子都很后悔,觉得应该做个温柔体贴的妈妈;每次吼完老公也很后悔,觉得哪里没发挥好。

(April 13, 2017)

Add comment April 13th, 2021

“If you feel pain, you’re alive. If you feel other people’s pain, you’re a human being.” — Leo Tolstoy

Add comment April 12th, 2021

当我们跪下去的时候,伟大领袖便产生了。 当我们不会反抗的时候,奴隶便产生了。 当我们不会质疑,骗子便产生了。 当我们太娇惯,畜生便产生了。 –《丘吉尔回忆录》

Add comment April 12th, 2021

转自英语推: 看见有情侣把名字刻到树上,我的第一反应是好奇为什么那么多人约会时要带刀?!

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