My name is David and I’m a blawgoholic. It has ruined my social life and threatened my health.
Thank goodness, I’ve found Blogoholics Anonymous and reserved space in a total immersion, week-long retreat, starting right now. (Well, in a few minutes.) I have promised to stay at least twelve steps from my computer at all times through Labor Day. Should my alter ego, Jack Cliente, hack into my website, I have programmed this weblog to keep all postings to 12 words or less.
You’ll be expected to self-police in my absence (diligently, for a change). Maybe, I should check detod.com just one more time before shutting down. I mean, something really important might have . . . .