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November 24, 2004

belated turkey amnesty

Filed under: pre-06-2006 — David Giacalone @ 11:18 am

For a fews hours last night, we posted at this spot a little piece lambasting a certain

professor known for his conservative whining and extralegal driving.  On second

thought, although totally accurate, the post was just too catty for the holiday season. 

Therefore, although that goose is already cooked, we have decided to grant it amnesty

and take it off our Thanksgiving menu.

 

turkey cooked  We do, however, want to make two points:





  • No prosecutor should have a plague put on his house for failing to “acknowledge” that

    a grand jury can be easily manipulated into indicting a ham (or turkey) sandwich.




  • It was Judge Judy Scheindlin who said “don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining;” 

    her book by that name can be purchased here for as little as 50 cents.

the big cat sleeps
in the same seat…
with the doll








the leftovers
caught by the cat, people eat…
locusts

 

 

 

you’ve wrecked
my year’s first dream!
cawing crow


Issa, translated by David G. Lanoue                                                                                                                   turkey cooked n

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