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October 26, 2005

auto-judgment and self-esteem

Filed under: pre-06-2006 — David Giacalone @ 8:01 pm

carCoupeG Ann Althouse asks “Is she judging you by your car?” and a bus-full of folk left comments for her.

I’ve always:

(1) figured a woman who would be impressed by a flashy or expensive car is not my soulmate, and should preferably dump me early;

(2) felt sort of sorry for guys who need a blingy car to feel good about themselves.

(3) considered that the interior of a car can be a good clue to a couple’s clutter/litter compatibility potential.


Naturally, I’m waiting for autophile Steve Bainbridge to weigh in.

[Related NYT article, “SM w/SUV ISO SF w/Cnvtble for LTR, Poss

Grg Share,” by Matt Richtel, Oct. 26, 2005.]


luxury car–
a sparrow’s quiet


checking the driver
as I pass a car
just like mine

……………………. by John Stevenson from Some of the Silence

cycle tour —
wiping up with
yesterday’s map

Matt Morden, Morden Haiku (Oct. 22, 200

pickup g

traffic jam
a plastic dog
keeps on nodding

…………………………………………. Yu ChangUpstate Dim Sum ((2002/I)

mud-spattered pickup-
four dogs watch
the tavern door

………………………………. Billie WilsonThe Heron’s Nest (Feb. 2001)




an orange moth fills
the emptiness of Texas



ed markowskiMainichi News (Sept. 2005)



first date —
her eyes linger
on the rusted fender



…………….. by dagosan [Oct. 25, 2005]



more bad neology: “law porn”

Filed under: pre-06-2006 — David Giacalone @ 2:50 pm

Lawyers and law professors are purportedly “wordsmiths.”  Their
word-smithing skills are particularly important when they are playing
neologist — coining new words or nomenclature.  Therefore, Prof. Yabut
and the f/k/a gang are particularly annoyed to see the phrase “law porn
catching on in legal academia and the blawgisphere.
tiny check You see, the term refers to materials that are neither “law” nor “porn.”
Those who use the phrase “law porn” seem to attribute it to Stanford
Law Professor Pamela S. Karlan.   I don’t have Pam’s definition of the
phenomenon or concept, but Brian Leiter equates “law porn” with
“Sextonism” [named after former NYU Law School Dean John Sexton,
who is now President of NYU], which he describes as:
“a disease familiar to law faculty, in which a good school
suddenly lapses in to uncontrolled and utterly laughable
hyperbole in describing its faculty and accomplishments
to its professional peers. The NYU alumni magazine,
which was sent to all law faculty nationwide, was so plagued
by Sextonism that a Stanford professor memorably dubbed
it ‘law porn’.”
Dan Markel has described it further (PrawfsBlawg, Aug. 16, 2005), explaining:
“Judging by my mailbox at school, I guess it is now typical
in the law porn business for schools to distribute glossy
brochures to every law professor in the country that extol
the unparalleled virtues of the sender’s school and each
hiccup and burp it emits.”
We mere mortals outside the portals of legal academia can now
perhaps start to guess just what they are talking about: A practice
in which a law school bombards law faculty with materials (often very
glossy and expensively produced) touting its virtues in a manner that
may be somewhat exaggerated.  The practice has spread (perhaps
like a venereal disease) across the entire law school community.  [It’s
apparently done to help maintain or improve a school’s reputation, for
purposes such as the US News law school rankings.]
Full Professor
putting an extra syllable
between us
john stevenson, from Some of the Silence
As mentioned above, then, we’re not talking about law — unless one
is so parochial in perspective as to equate “law school” with “law.”
And, we’re not talking about “porn” or “pornography” — except, perhaps,
in its original meaning: describing or “writing about prostitutes.”
So, why are otherwise smart folk like Pam Karlan, Brian Leiter,  The
Conglomerate‘s Victor Fleischer, TaxProf‘s Paul Caron, and Dan Markel
at PrawfsBlawg, using such a nonsense term?  Do they really call every-
thing they don’t like (that’s slick or glossy?) “porn.”  (Surely, it doesn’t
become “porn” merely because there’s a lot of it in their mailboxes.  Or,
is that the connection?)   Are they so isolated that the little four-letter
word “porn” is titillating for them?  Especially catchy?  Do they really
think “law” and “law school” mean the same thing?
putting holes
in my argument
the woodpecker
george swede, from Almost Unseen
We’ve been preaching at this website rather consistently, that dictionaryN
neologisms should actually help explain the concept they’re naming — and,
at least, shouldn’t create more confusion than explanation.  It seems to us
that we have some pretty good terminology available already to describe large
amounts of unsolicited materials: “junk mail” and “spam.”   We also have
a pretty good term for highly exaggerated claims about a product or service:
Law schools are sending out massive quantities of magazines and other
forms of prospectus-like promotional materials, which are filled with puffery.
Can you dear reader come up with a better name than “law porn” for such
items?  If it needs to be cute and “neo”, maybe “law school puffspam” will
do.  Or, puffspectus.” Please offer your suggestions in a comment.
It’s not too late to improve on the term “law porn” and put it into the dustbin of internet history.
When you Google it today, there are only a few
results that relate to law school promotional materials, as opposed to porno-
graphy law and lawyers.   Let’s keep it that way — except for new links to
this post, of course.
We all have obligations toward our language legacy. When presented with
a neologism that simply fails to connote or denote the concept it has been
coined to represent, we should ask the coiners to come up with a better
choice — or create our own.   Otherwise, all we’re promoting is — um —
“word porn.”
update (Oct. 27, 2005): Paul Caron covers this topic today at TaxProf, including Pam Karlan’s defense of her term “law porn,” which she provided us last night in an email exchange.  Please go read the whole explanation, where Karlan focuses on the analogous term “food porn,” and reminds us that “At least within the community to which I was directing my remarks . . . the phrase communicates exactly what I intended: people instantly recognize the phenomenon and share my reaction to it.”

Meanwhile, one wag has emailed to ask whether this bookstore has a neology section.

update (Oct. 27, 2005): Here are substitutes for the term  erasingS
“law porn,” as suggested by our Commenters and emailers.
Thanks to each of them.  Please help us add to our list.
  • “perplexus”
  • “alumlies”
  • “publawcity”
  • “plawpaganda”
  • “plawbicity”
Heimliched out of me
pink candy heart
wordless now
randy brooks, from school’s out

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