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March 31, 2006

warning: lame April 1 humor coming to a weblog near you

Filed under: pre-06-2006 — David Giacalone @ 6:34 pm

If you are like the editor of this weblog and find yourself

getting grumpy when overrun by lame attempts at

humor, we have some important advice for you:

tiny check Stay out of the blogisphere for the next few

days. April Fool’s “humor” will be everywhere,

and scarcely any of it is likely to be funny or

original.

 

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If you’re thinking of writing your own piece of fun April 1

humor or satire — please reconsider. If you must do so,

kindly avoid writing posts that are made to look and sound

authentic, and declare that well-known or beloved people

are dead. [you know who you are]

 

In a wonderful piece of April First honesty, Bert Foer, the

president of the American Antitrust Institute, revealed today

that There Is Nothing Funny About Antitrust (AAI, March 31,

2006). Discussing a confidential report by Attorney General

Gonzales, Foer quotes what he calls a “business blogsite”:

“Do you crack jokes about antitrust law? If you can,

you should give yourself a lot of credit, because The

Daily Show got all geared up to do a segment on the

Madison free-drinks antitrust problem and they gave up.

They didn’t know how to make it funny. That’s what I heard”.2

2 http://althouse.blogspot.com/2004/04/do-you-crack-jokes-about-antitrust-law.html.

[Did you see who AAI thinks is a “business blogger” — Law Professor

Ann Althouse. That is funny.] Having written speeches for antitrust

officials in Washington, back in my youth, I can confirm that coming

up with a good, ice-breaking, competition-policy joke is nearly impossible.

 

tiny check Also, not funny for the antitrusters at AAI: “IP Grab – The Struggle

Between Intellectual Property Rights & Antitrust,” which is the topic of

their Annual Conference, on June 21, 2006, in Washington, D.C.

 

  Our pledge to you: No lame attempts at humor at this website from today, March 31, 2006 through April. 2, 2006.

 

 

 

not funny update (11 PM): Go to our post on Nino Scalia’s crude gesture,

for discussion of the actual photo of the moment. It seems pathetic to Your

Editor that a purportedly courageous Jurist has to prevaricate like a ten-year-

old after making an obscene gesture — and even utilize a U.S. Supreme Court

spokeswoman to make his excuses. [By the way, if you are still wondering what

a gumbah is see our new “goomba goombah gumba gumbah.”]

 

 

 

 

April Fool’s Day —
a skylark’s song
way over my head

april snow
a pat of butter
melts in the pan

 

matt morden

“April Fool’s Day” – The Heron’s Nest (June 2001); “april snow” – Mayfly #27

 

 

growing old–
even the cherry blossoms
a bit annoying

 

 

watch step sign

 

 

 

into the snake’s hole

oh foolish

mouse

 

 

Kobayashi Issa

translated by David G. Lanoue

April 1

no one but me

to make a fool of me

 

dagosan

 

 

 

on the old snow shovel cherry blossoms

 

 

 

 

 

during discussion
on the meaning of life the crunch
of a student’s apple

 

George Swede

from Almost Unseen (Brooks Books, 2000)

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