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October 29, 2008

FTC smites debt negotiation firms (updated)

Filed under: lawyer news or ethics,q.s. quickies — David Giacalone @ 6:18 pm

We posted a short blurb this morning about the recent WSJ article “Debt-Relief Firms Attract Complaints” (by Eleanor Laise, Oct. 14, 2008).  Such firms claim to “negotiate” with creditors in order to greatly reduce your overall debt.  The article underscores our own concerns about the services and fees of “debt settlement” or “debt negotiation” firms, some of which are run by lawyers.  See our comprehensive prior post “doubts over debt-negotiation fees” (July 21, 2008), which focused mainly on Net Debt and the affiliated Contego Law Firm. We dug a little further this afternoon, because a person who represents the industry left a comment yesterday saying that the Federal Trade Commission “endorses what we do.”  From my prior research, I doubted that claim.

update (Oct. 30, 2008): Overlawyered.com has been covering the sordid story of The Consumer Law Center, a Florida debt settlement firm run by lawyer Laura Hess and Hess Kennedy Chartered LLC. They have been under investigation by the Florida Attorney General and other state regulators, and by the Florida Bar.  On October 8, 2008, Laura Hess agreed to disbarment.  On Oct. 15, 2008, Florida Attorney General Bill McCollum announced an Initiative to Clean Up Florida’s Debt-Relief Industry (see Sun-Sentinel article; ). And see, “Look Out for that Lifeline,” Business Week, March 6, 2008; and “Insider: Confessions of a Debt-Settlement Company Worker,” The Consumerist (March 2008)

update (May 9, 2009): See “ATTORNEY GENERAL CUOMO ANNOUNCES NATIONWIDE INVESTIGATION INTO DEBT SETTLEMENT INDUSTRY: Subpoenas Fourteen Debt Settlement Companies and One Law Firm in Connection with Probe” (Press Release, NYS AG, May 7, 2009);  and “Cuomo subpoenas debt settlement companies” (Newsday, by John Riley, May 7, 2009, which discusses the Allegro Law Firm); and Consumer Reports (March 2009), on high-fee debt settlement as a “financial trap”.

Here’s what I found out about the FTC and Debt Settlement:

In September 2006, the Federal Trade Commission got an injunction putting several debt negotiation firms out of business, and announced a continuing investigation. (FTC File No.: 052-3091) Its Sept. 21, 2006 Press Release, titled “FTC Stops Nationwide Debt Negotiation Scheme,” notes:

As requested by the Federal Trade Commission, a federal judge has issued a temporary restraining order against a nationwide operation that claimed it could reduce consumers’ debt by up to 60 percent, leading many people into financial ruin and bankruptcy. The FTC charged five companies, including Homeland Financial Services, National Support Services and Prosper Financial Solutions, and their principals with deceptive and unfair practices in violation of Section 5 of the FTC Act.

“These defendants are charged with targeting consumers who were knee deep in debt and luring them with false promises,” said Lydia Parnes, Director of the FTC’s Bureau of Consumer Protection. “Consumers should be leery of anyone who says they can eliminate your unsecured debt, or that you can pay it off for pennies on the dollar. Debt negotiation can be very risky.”

A month ago, the Commission announced the completion of the investigation, saying Debt-Negotiation Defendants Agree to Settle FTC Charges in Nationwide Operation that Led Many Into Financial Ruin.” (Press Release, Sept. 25, 2008)  Click here for links to the Stipulated Orders and other important materials in FTC v. National Support Services, LLC, Dennis Connelly, et al.  (US Dist. Ct., CD Cal, Civil Action No.: SA CV 06-701 DOC (RNBx) ; FTC File No.: 052-3091).  The Orders prohibit the respondent debt negotiators from continuing many of their claims and practices.

The banned activities reflect the Commission’s attitude toward the way debt negotiators conduct their business — often amounting to deceptive, misleading or unfair conduct that harms consumers. The points made in the body of the Press Release are well worth repeating, and I will leave you with them here and beneath the fold:

  • The settlement bars them from falsely representing that enrolling in a debt-negotiation program is likely to enable consumers to pay off their credit-card or other unsecured debts for a substantially reduced amount;
  • that consumers’ creditors are likely to negotiate settlements under which they will accept substantially less than the amount owed;
  • that debt negotiators can negotiate better settlements with creditors than consumers can negotiate themselves; or
  • that debt negotiators have an established relationship with creditors that gives them an advantage in negotiating favorable settlements.

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October 28, 2008

Wendy and Windy

Filed under: Haiku or Senryu,lawyer news or ethics,q.s. quickies — David Giacalone @ 5:44 am

.. Wendy & Windy . . . .. Today is a travel day, with the f/k/a Gang facing strong winds and trying to stay ahead of a rain and snow storm that will be arriving very soon along the road from Rochester to Schenectady, NY. Two posts have dominated activity at this weblog during our visit home:

  • Upset that f/k/a called him “whiny” and would not remove that word from our headline, and feeling that his positions were being distorted, lawyer Kurt Mausert spent much of the past few days assaulting the Editor (and even Scott Greenfield) instead of focusing on his campaign to become Family Court judge in Saratoga County, New York.  You can judge for yourself whether the mud he is slinging at us repaired his image or not. update (Nov. 5, 2008): As we report here, Mausert was defeated by Judge Hall, receiving about 42% of the vote. afterwords (January 23, 2009): On January 2, 2009, Kurt Mausert left a comment to this post, and he wants to make sure you see what he has to say.  You can click to go directly to his Jan. 2 comment.
  • On a more pleasant front, the allure of lovely lawyer Wendy Savage brought an extra 2000 visitors a day to this site over the weekend.  We hope all this attention will help sell the Beautiful Lawyers Calendar for the benefit of several public interest causes.  Thank you Wendy (who left us a Comment below, plus links to more of her fashion photos), Google, Above the Law, and the FootballGuys.com Forum for all the referrals.

afterwords (Oct. 31, 2008): At Mass Lawyers Weekly‘s weblog, The Docket, Julia Reischel writes “15 Minutes of Beautiful Lawyer fame,” where she states a truth that’s plain to see: “Wendy Savage, the in-house insurance lawyer who graces the cover of the calendar, is really the one responsible for turning the product into an Internet phenomenon.” (Nov. 3, 2008): And, Bob Ambrogi posted “Mild-Mannered Blawger Gets Savage” today at Legal Blog Watch.

.. A year ago today, we featured a post on Richard Susskind’s book “The End of Lawyers? Rethinking the nature of legal services,” (Oxford University Press, 2008), and his End of Lawyers series at the London Times Online. The issues are still important and worth considering. So far, Susskind has not taken our advice to start his own weblog:

An urgent (if somewhat selfish) request to Richard Susskind: Please start a weblog and bring your insights and commentary about the Future of Lawyers to us every day. For the f/k/a Gang, it gets tiring being just about the only voice speaking realistically and consistently about the evolving market-and-digital revolution. Your presence is much needed, Richard. Frankly, within the American Bar and its weblawg community, the members who most pride themselves on being future-oriented and “proactive” (and their consultants and coaches) all paint a happy-face future, where they’ll use tactics such as law firm branding, value billing, and price sensitivity (along with a large dollop of psycho babble) to achieve premium pricing and increased income, in the face of marketplace realities, and at the expense of their clients (while, miraculously, satisfying them more, and somehow working fewer hours, freed from the hourly-billing bogeyman).

Take another look at our list of “signs to look for that will help determine whether the American bar is choosing to act like a guild protecting its own interests first, or like a learned profession seeking to best serve the public interest in creating a truly accessible and affordable legal system.”

update (1 PM): As discussed more fully in our prior posting, U.S. District Judge Carol E. Jackson issued a temporary injunction yesterday blocking enforcement of the parts of the new Missouri Halloween law that restrict the movement and behavior of registered sex offenders, because they are too vague and confusing to sex offenders and to those who would have to enforce the law. However, Judge Jackson would not block the sections requiring sex offenders to leave their outdoor lighting off during evening hours and post a sign at their home stating “no candy or treats at this residence.”  See “Judge: Parts of law restricting sex offenders on Halloween will not be enforce” (Southeast Missourian, Oct. 28, 2008); “Rules limiting sex offenders on Halloween blocked” (Associated Press, Oct. 28, 2008); and “Judge Blocks Rules Limiting Sex Offenders on Halloween” (New York Times, Oct. 28, 2008)

Here are the poems we posted a year ago, by our Honored Guest Matt Morden:

halloween –
part of the moon
follows a bicycle home

harvest festival ProfPointer
small fingers trace
a saint’s name in slate

post inspection
a bean-counter shakes
my cool hand

halloween
thousands of starlings
flux together

………………… by matt mordenMorden Haiku

October 23, 2008

wendy savage wendy savage

Filed under: Haiku or Senryu,lawyer news or ethics,Procrastination Punditry — David Giacalone @ 11:49 am

. . . . Confession: The f/k/a Gang found and quickly read Brian Tracey’s essay “Eat that Frog: Stop Procrastination” this morning, but it didn’t work. Instead of getting down to finishing an important legal ethics essay, we’ve compiled this little fluff piece [which has become the most visited posting in the history of our weblog] for the throngs of Google searchers trying to find the irresistible “Wendy Savage”.

in the middle
of the distraction –
an interruption

…………………. by dagosan

According to f/k/a‘s statistics page, a lot of people across the nation have been looking for “Wendy Savage” over the past several weeks. Today, however, the number of referrals to this weblog from Google searches for Ms. Savage mushroomed (with more than a thousand visitors as of 4 PM, and at least 2500 by midnight), thanks to the Boston Globe article “Calendar is Exhibit A in case for beautiful lawyers” (Oct. 23, 2008). The article includes a photo gallery with 13 pictures from the Beautiful Lawyers Calendar. (And see “Big-Firm Lawyers Posed for Hottie Calendar, ABAJournal News, Oct. 23, 2008).

The Google searchers have been arriving at our site due to this post and that one about the Beautiful Lawyers Calendar, which contains photos of six men and six women who practice law in the Boston area. One of the calendar models is Wendy Savage, the very lovely in-house counsel for Liberty Mutual in Boston, who graduated from Boston University Law School in 2006. I’m fairly certain Counselor Savage is the person most querists are seeking when they put the name in their Google box. So, I’m going to give you a little more information about her, which I found in the Boston Edition of Exhibit A (“Beautiful Lawyers (Seriously),” October 7, 2008).

However, we’ve discovered there are a lot of other interesting women named Wendy Savage, and we’re going to tell you a bit about some of them, too.

using his nose
the dog searches
the violets

…. by Kobayashi Issa, translated by David G. Lanoue

Wendy Savage, Esq: It’s just a gut feeling, but I’m betting this photo at the Globe website is what has so many people Googling some variation of /Wendy Savage lawyer/. [WCVB/BostonChannel.com had the photo on September 29, 2008, in a slide show.] The Boston Globe tells us that Wendy Savage will be featured in March 2008 on the Beautiful Lawyers Calendar. The blurb accompanying the photo says:

Wendy, a corporate counsel for Liberty Mutual, lists fashion photography and equestrian sports among her hobbies. One day, she hopes to work as a legal correspondent in the fashion or entertainment industries.

For those who need to know more about the Liberty Mutual lawyer, here’s information (probably culled from the Calendar) presented earlier this month at Exhibit A:

WENDY SAVAGE

Job: In-house lawyer, Liberty Mutual Insurance Co., Boston

Age: 28

Personal status: “My fiancé proposed to me and took me to Paris as a surprise.”

Before she became a lawyer, Wendy Savage dreamed of a career in modeling. But when she was told that, at 5-foot-7, she was too short to make it big, she went to law school instead.

Today, the in-house lawyer at Liberty Mutual plans to develop a specialty in entertainment law.

While Savage has done some modeling on the side over the years, her calendar cover shot is her highest-profile work to date. “It’s a group of diverse lawyers where I don’t think the focus is on physical attractiveness, but rather the person as a whole,” Savage says of her decision to participate in the project.

Prof. Yabut wonders if the young attorney had any idea her participation in the beautiful lawyers calendar would bring so much attention — and whether it’s the kind of attention she anticipated. Maybe she’ll grant an interview soon so we can learn more about “the person as a whole.”

summer dawn —
the curve of your body
under the sheets

… by Lee Gurga

  • afterwords (Oct. 28, 2008):  Boston’s Wendy Savage, Esq., graciously thanked us today for our coverage of the Calendar, and (in response to our request) sent this link from the Zehra Hyder Summer 08 Collection, and another from the Myre 08 Spring/Summer Fashion Launch Party, with other fashion photos of herself.
  • Also (Oct. 30, 2008), you’ll find two more exclusive and intriguing photos of Wendy Savage if you scroll to the end of our post today.
  • aftershots (Nov. 17, 2008): As we report in “lots more Wendy Savage, Esq.“, the Beautiful Lawyers Calendar has posted a Wendy Gallery, with ten large pictures from her photo shoot.
  • afterthoughts (Oct. 31, 2008): At Mass Lawyers Weekly‘s weblog, The Docket, Julia Reischel writes “15 Minutes of Beautiful Lawyer fame,” where she states a truth that’s plain to see: “Wendy Savage, the in-house insurance lawyer who graces the cover of the calendar, is really the one responsible for turning the product into an Internet phenomenon.”

    — you can use this Tiny URL to share this posting: http://tinyurl.com/fkaWendySavage —

Year-end Update (Dec. 30, 2008): See our post “a sparkingly Savage year,” which discusses the Boston Magazine article “Counsel Requests the Right to Appeal: Smokin’-hot lawyer Wendy Savage defends her buzzy turn as a pinup” (by Alyssa Giacobbe, January 2009), and the issue of professional women posing in sexy pictures.

. . . and now, more Wendy Savages:  

“Wendy Savage” is — we were reminded this morning thanks to Google — the character played by Laura Linney in the 2007 movie “The Savages.” This fictional Savage played a neurotic, aspiring playwright from Manhattan, dealing with the advanced senility of her father. Philip Seymour Hoffman played her brother. The role gained Linney her third Academy Award nomination.

his side of it.
her side of it.
winter silence

… by Lee Gurga

shaving him
dad says I would have loved
a son like you

…. by Ed Markowski

Another Wendy Savage is an actress ..

She plays Jennifer in the independent short film Computer Guy: the sitcom. Among her many stage roles was that of the Cyclist/Child in “The Wedding on the Eiffel Tower,” at San Diego’s Vantage Theatre. The Computer Guy cast page says:

Wendy Savage has been playing on the stage since she was a kid. After high school, she ventured out to the Big Apple to study acting at NYU. Several years later she found herself in the Pacific Northwest. She had the opportunity to be apart of two amazing collaborative original plays that showcased in the Seattle Fringe Festival. (“Famished” in 1995 and “Water Licked” in 1997). Before leaving Seattle, Wendy was a part of an independent film (“Slaves to the Underground”) that went on to be in The Women’s Film Festival in Seattle. Since moving to San Diego, Wendy’s favorite productions to date have been “The Marriage of Bette and Boo” (Emily), “The Wedding on the Eiffel Tower” (Cyclist/Child), and “Invisible Bob” (Mary) which recently debuted in the Fritz Blitz (2004). Wendy has been focusing on doing more film projects. “Computer Guy: A Sitcom” is her 4th independent short film. Painting is her second passion.

Christmas pageant—
the one who had to get married
plays virgin Mary

… by Lee Gurga

Wendy Savage: photographer: This Wendy is an adjunct faculty member in the Art Department of Meredith College, in Raleigh, NC. “Since 1984, Savage has been employed as a medical photographer and digital designer at NC State College of Veterinary Medicine.”

  • She has a Boston connection, having received her MFA from The Art Institute of Boston at Lesley University
  • Click for her photo studio website

morning twilight . . .
horse asleep in the pasture
covered with frost

bitter morning—
I move the injured puppy
into the sun

…. by Lee Gurga

Syracuse NY’s Wendy Savage is the New Patient Treatment Coordinator in the dental office of Dr. Mark A. Paciorek. At their Celebrating Smiles website, Wendy says:

“I am the New Patient Treatment Coordinator at Dr. Paciorek’s office. I have been working in the Orthodontic field for 21 years and I love it. I am married with four children and the whole family has had orthodontic treatment! My favorite part of my job is meeting our new patients and teaching them all about braces and how orthodontics can improve not only your smile, but your life.”

professional conference—
in the restroom all the dentists
washing their hands

…. by Lee Gurga, D.D.S. – most poems above from Fresh Scent: Selected Haiku of Lee Gurga (1998)

.. .. Physician Wendy Savage .. is the author of “Birth and Power: ‘A Savage Enquiry’ revisited” (Middlesex University Press, 2007). Her Middlesex, however, is located in the United Kingdom, not in the Massachusetts County that lies just northwest of Boston. According to the AHA Foundation:

“Born on April 12th, 1935 in Surrey, Wendy Savage is a distinguished gynaecologist and champion of women’s rights in childbirth and fertility.”

Indeed, she became a cause célèbre, in 1985, when she was suspended from her post at the London Hospital Medical College, accused of incompetence in the management of five obstetric cases. The allegations were not upheld, and Dr. Savage was reinstated in 1986; she retired in 2000. Her book “A Savage Enquiry: Who Controls Childbirth?” described that experience and is included in the 2007 sequel Birth and Power.

Well, that should be enough Wendy Savages to fulfill any Googler’s needs. I’ve got a frog or two to eat and more serious writing to work on today. Below the fold, you’ll find a few rules I still need to internalize from Brian Tracey’s “Eat that Frog: Stop Procrastination“.

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October 22, 2008

big league battles: guns and baseballs

Filed under: Haiku or Senryu,lawyer news or ethics — Tags: — David Giacalone @ 11:17 am

There are two good diversions available today for folks who would like to give the old Sicilian Chin-flick to either or both of the Presidential Campaigns: 1) The recent attacks from the political and judicial Right on the Supreme Court’s gun control decision in D.C. v. Heller — especially as it focuses on the “judicial activism” of Justice Antonin Scalia; and, for those who would rather avoid all political agita, 2) The opening of the World Series tonight in Tampa Bay, Florida.

October revival
all hands lift
to the foul ball

two outs in the ninth–
the reliever bangs the ball
against his cup

…………………………. by Jim Kacian
“October revival” – Piedmont Lit. Review (Circa 1992); Baseball Haiku (2007)

.. Justice Antonin Scalia.. (photo: Peter Smith/Boston Herald)

Who Are You Calling an Activist? Yesterday’s NYT article “Ruling on Guns Elicits Rebuke from the Right” (New York Times, October 21, 2008) has been getting a lot of attention.  In it, Adam Liptak says:

“Two prominent federal appeals court judges say that Justice Antonin Scalia’s majority opinion in the case, District of Columbia v. Heller, is illegitimate, activist, poorly reasoned and fueled by politics rather than principle. The 5-to-4 decision in Heller struck down parts of a District of Columbia gun control law.”

As Prof. Steven Schwinn at Constitutional Law Prof Blog summarizes in “Heller critiqued from the Right“:

“Adam Liptak (NYT) reported today that Judge J. Harvie Wilkinson III (4th Circuit) and Judge Richard Posner (7th Circuit) criticized D.C. v. Heller, last term’s gun-rights case, for its methodology.  Particularly, Judge Wilkinson wrote in a Virginia Law Review article, and Judge Posner wrote in The New Republic, that the Court’s methodology had some of the same problems as the Court’s methodology in Roe v. Wade.

“The articles aren’t new, and I suspect many of us have been using them and Heller to illustrate and discuss originalism in our classes.  (Heller, of course, is a wonderful case study, because both majority and dissent claim to adopt a form of originalism, but they come out very differently.)  But Liptak’s article, which clearly and concisely sets out the arguments and explores (even if only briefly) the politics of aligning Heller with Roe, gives us yet another way to share these issues with our students.”

.. At the often-thoughtful, mostly right-leaning Volokh Conspiracy, Prof. David Bernstein disagrees with Judge Wilkinson’s comparison of Roe and Heller, saying “this is a terrible analogy, and one that would get a poor grade from me if made on a constitutional law exam.”  And, although VC‘s Jonathan Adler is not convinced by Judge Wilkinson’s complaints against Heller, he is also not at all surprised, because “Judge Wilkinson has always been uncomfortable invalidating legislative acts on constitutional grounds.”

For more, see “Conservatives against Heller” at Reason.com (Oct. 21, 2008); “Another judge rips Scalia’s Heller opinion,” from Scott Greenfield” at Simple Justice (Oct. 22, 2008); and “Is Heller like Roe v. Wade,” at Feminist Law Profs.

The skeptics here at f/k/a have always felt that Activism is in the Gut of the Beholder (or, as Prof. Yabut put it a few years ago, “it all depends whose Fox is being whored.”) Back in 2004, Dahlia Lithwick got it right in a guest column in the New York Times, headlined “Activist, Schmactivist” (August 15, 2004):

We can disagree about outcomes, but we have, at least as a matter of political language, internalized the fiction that liberal judges “make” law, while conservative judges “interpret” it.

A modest proposal, then: Let’s invent a new term right here, today, for judges or judicial nominees on the right, who claim to be merely “interpreting” the Constitution, even when they are refusing to impose settled law; law they deem unsettled because it was invented by “liberal activist judges.” And while I am open to better suggestions, here’s a tentative offering: “Re-activist judges.”

That’s about all punditry we’re gonna make today (since we have to run out to see our primary medical provider), beyond noting that we’ve been less than impressed over the years with the antics of our paisan Anonin Scalia (see here and there).

.. Phillies vs. Rays: The (so-called) World Series starts tonight, with the Philadelphia Phillies visiting the Tampa Bay Rays. The f/k/a Gang is even more indifferent than usual about the outcome of this year’s Fall Classic.  Nonetheless, the World Series is a great excuse to remind you to check out the f/k/a Baseball Haiku page, our many excerpts from last year’s haiku classic volume Baseball Haiku (W.W. Norton Press, 2007), and our coverage of the Chautauqua Institution’s Baseball Haiku Roundtable this past June.

As we’ve said before, you don’t have to like baseball or haiku to like baseball haiku. Here are a few tiny seasonal poems to get you in the baseball spirit:

first red leaves
i swing late
on a change-up

two crows
settle on the foul pole…
100th loss

“red hots!”
for an instant i’m ten
and
father’s still alive


bases loaded
no one out…..
the pitcher
blows a bubble

. . . . . . . . . . . . by Ed Markowski

“bases loaded” – Haiku Sun (Issue X, Jan. 2004)

and see our collection from Ed: “American Sports . . . American Haiku” (June 2008; cover)

third strike
the designated hitter
blows on his hands

tied in the ninth
pitcher and batter
cross themselves

…………. by dagosan

p.s. Did you say you really do need your Presidential Politics Fix today?  Head over to the new ABAJournal (American Bar Association, November 2008), where the cover story tells you their best guesses at “The Lawyers Who May Run America” in either a McCain or an Obama Administration.

October 9, 2008

more scary Halloween laws against sex offenders

Filed under: Haiku or Senryu,lawyer news or ethics — David Giacalone @ 10:12 am

Both Halloween and Election Day are coming.  So, we’re not at all surprised that politicians across the nation are once again posing as Heroes in the fight against the Great Sex Offender Trick-or-Treat Bogeyman.  Under the banner of protecting children, they’re restricting the actions of all sex offenders on Halloween, and sending out hordes of probation officers to make sure they stay in their homes (and, in some states, target themselves by posting “No Candy Here” signs), while expecting sheriff and police officials to monitor sex offender compliance on an already especially busy night.

follow-up (October 18, 2010): See the informative weblog piece by David Hess, The New Urban Myth—The Danger of Registered Sex Offenders at Halloween.

update (Oct. 16, 2008): See our post “Maryland Halloween Sign Targets Sex Offenders.”

We’ve covered this topic before at length here at f/k/a.  See our 2005 piece “halloween tricks: pols vs. sex offenders,” and last year’s “hauntingly familiar,” pointing out that there has been no reported Halloween sex crime against trick-or-treaters in the United States (or Canada) since the infamous 1973 Fond du Lac Halloween Murder, when a person who had never been convicted of a sex crime victimized an unaccompanied 9-year-old girl. We’ve said it before:

Halloween Sex Bogeyman laws and restrictions have far too many costs, are far too likely to create a false sense of security among parents, and seem certain to have no real effects, other than giving grandstanding politicians a boost in the polls — and helping marauding bands of adolescent pranksters and more ominous vigilantes find unsympathetic targets.

So, it’s good to see that the American Civil Liberties Union of Eastern Missouri is challenging a new Missouri law that, according to the St. Louis Post-Dispatch says:

“convicted sex offenders must ‘avoid all Halloween-related contact with children’ by staying inside their homes from 5 to 10:30 p.m. ‘unless there is just cause to leave,’ such as a job or emergency.

“They also must keep outside lights off and post a sign that says ‘no candy or treats at this residence.

A violation of the law is a misdemeanor, punishable by up to one year in jail.

update (October 30, 2008): As Michael B. told us in a comment this afternoon, and according to the Associated Press, “Missouri’s sex offender/Halloween law is again enforceable” (Ky3.com, Oct. 30, 2008): “The U.S. Court of Appeals for the Eighth Circuit issued a one-sentence stay on Thursday, sought by Gov. Matt Blunt and Nixon.”  This means that, despite the injunction issued on Oct. 28th by the Federal District Court against two vague provisions in the law, registered sex offenders must remain inside their homes from 5 to 10:30 p.m. Friday unless they need to work or have a medical emergency, and may not participate in Halloween activities.

update (October 28, 2008): Yesterday, in the ACLU suit, U.S. District Judge Carol E. Jackson issued a temporary injunction blocking enforcement of the parts of the law that restrict the movement and behavior of registered sex offenders in three Missouri counties, because they are too vague and confusing to sex offenders and to those who would have to enforce the law. However, Judge Jackson would not block sections requiring sex offenders to leave their outdoor lighting off during evening hours and post a sign at their home stating “no candy or treats at this residence.” See “Judge: Parts of law restricting sex offenders on Halloween will not be enforced” (Southeast Missourian, Oct. 28, 2008); “Rules limiting sex offenders on Halloween blocked” (Associated Press, Oct. 28, 2008).  As the SEMissourian reported:

“The first two sections of the law, those barring any registered sex offender from having any Halloween-related contact with children and instructing them to remain inside their home from 5 to 10:30 p.m. Oct. 31, should not be enforced.

. . . ” ‘Halloween is a big deal for children — we all know that. It could be very hurtful for a parent to have to tell their own child, ‘I’m sorry, I can’t take you trick or treating, and we can’t even have a Halloween party at home,’ Jackson said.”

The State’s lawyer, Chris Quinn, who later said the ruling would be appealed, repeated the lie that “Sex offenders pose a risk of reoffending that’s higher than anyone else,” during the hearing.  I’m happy to see that the Eastern Missouri ACLU lawyer intends to keep pushing the broader arguments against the entire law, saying it is not only vague but unfair and unconstitutional additional punishment for people who have served their sentences. “Judge Blocks Rules Limiting Sex Offenders on Halloween” (New York Times, Oct. 28, 2008) I’m still wondering why there is no mention of this case on the ACLU of Eastern Missouri website.

Sen. Brad Lager, R-Maryville, who added the two Halloween provisions to a broader sex offender bill, said he did it because a constituent suggested it.  Here’s how the law is defended by Missouri police, per KOAM TV:

Sgt. Mike Watson from the Missouri State Highway Patrol explains why this new piece of legislation gives parents and kids a better piece of mind when they’re out and about:

“Just like any other activity at night, you want to keep your children safe,” Sgt. Watson says.  “Now, obviously that means you want to keep your children close by knowing where they’re going and paying attention.

“I think part of the information – getting this out lets them know that if there’s a sign in the yard what that does mean.”

[Ed. note: We don’t know whether “giving piece of mind” is just an interesting homonym mistake, or a telling explanation for the law.  For an articulate argument against such laws see the Comment by Mrs. K, a survivor of childhood sex abuse, at the 7-KHQA website.  Meanwhile, a comment at the Sex Offender Issues blog wonders if we should restrict everyone with a DUI conviction to their homes on New Year’s Eve (St. Patrick’s Day, too).]

The ACLU lawsuit argues that the law is an arbitrary and overly-vague bit of ex-post-facto punishment.  The Post-Dispatch reports, in “Sex offenders challenge Mo. law banning them from Halloween activities” (Oct. 8, 2008 ):

The ACLU legal director, Tony Rothert, said offenders can’t be sure of their status even with their own children or grandchildren. He said the terms “Halloween-related contact” and “avoid” and “just cause” are not clear.

The law could even endanger sex offenders, Rothert said, by requiring them to post signs that could make them targets.

“There’s already pranks on Halloween,” Rothert said. “If someone wants to harass you and cause you problems that night, you can’t even turn your lights on.”

A spokeswoman for Missouri Gov. Matt Blunt lives up to his surname, with this illuminating reaction to the ACLU suit:

“We’re not surprised that they’re now suing the governor to make it easier to victimize children.”

Gosh darn, Gov. Blunt, you really are a hero!

.. . good and bad ways to target a house . ..

If you want to spend time and resources to target houses on Halloween, we suggest you support the efforts of Target House for kids with cancer, rather than joining the sex offender vigilantes or following Chubby on his merry rounds.  And, if you are a parent who takes your responsibilities seriously, we strongly urge you to go with your children as they trick-or-treat this year — and don’t leave them alone with mom’s creepy boyfriend or any weird uncles, who are far more likely to molest them than are convicted sex offenders.

afterwords (Oct. 11, 2008): A fifteen year old girl in Newark, OH faces being labelled a “sex offender”  — and therefore missing Halloween activities for years to come — for sending naked cellphone photos of herself (a minor) to other minors. See “Kids who photograph themselves naked are child pornographers and sex offenders in Ohio” (BoingBoing, October 10, 2008)

by the way: We’ve done a couple dozen posts about restrictions on where sex offenders may reside, starting with this post, which has a list of links to related pieces –

goblins at the door
in the darkness behind them
a cigarette flares

battery weakened
the low, slow laughter
of a demon

……………… by John Stevenson (who turns 60 today; see our post) from Some of the Silence

halloween
i only tell the priest
so much

………………… by ed markowski

October 4, 2008

lady judge says “ladies’ nights” are not unconstitutional

Filed under: Haiku or Senryu,lawyer news or ethics — David Giacalone @ 11:48 am

. . Roy Den Hollander vs. Ladies’ Night .. ..

peering into
the deep well, two boys
talk about girls

…… by George SwedeThe Heron’s Nest

Federal District Court Judge Miriam Goldman Cedarbaum (who’ll be 80 years old next year) bounced avowed anti-feminist Roy Den Hollander from her Manhattan courtroom last Monday — rejecting his claim that bars and night clubs holding ladies’ nights (where women are offered free or reduced-price admission or drinks) are engaged in unconstitutional gender discrimination against males under the Equal Protection Clause.  See “Judge to anti-feminist: Ladies’ night is alright” (AP, Sept. 30, 2008; “Ladies Night OKd by judge” (New York Daily News, Sept. 30, 2008).

  • Click for Hollander’s Complaint in the lawsuit, which was brought as a class action on behalf of all similarly-situated males, and related Press Releases.

Judge Cedarbaum reminded Hollander that the 14th Amendment refers to state action not private action and that private clubs — such as defendants A.E.R., Lotus, Sol, China Club, and the Copacabana — can charge patrons whatever they wish.  Hollander had argued that bars with liquor licenses are so heavily-regulated their conduct should be deemed state action.  In response, as Bob Ambrogi notes at  Legal Blog Watch:

“Hollander dismissed the dismissal, calling the judge a feminist and describing her ruling as consistent with the anti-male discrimination embedded in many American institutions. ‘This lawsuit would have put an end to guys financially subsidizing girls to party at nightclubs,’ he told the New York Daily News.”

Of course, claims that Ladies’ Nights are unfair to male patrons are not new.  E.g., see the Baltimore Sun article, “New Jersey Division on Civil Rights Rules Ladies Night Promotions Are Unfair, Men Not Treated Equally,” June 17, 2004, which also tells of a 1995 finding of unfair treatment by the Maryland Commission on Human Relations. (via Consuming Interest blog) Walter Olson has covered the ladies’ night topic for years at Overlawyered.com, and succinctly states the crux of Hollander’s case at Overlawyered.com (Sept. 30, 2008):

“Although lawsuits against “Ladies’ Nights” discounts have prevailed in California and Colorado, . . . Hollander was advancing the relatively unusual argument that the discounts were unconstitutional, which failed when the judge declined to find that they constituted state action; earlier lawsuits against the discounts have generally been based on anti-discrimination statutes, and the case might have come out very differently had those theories been relied on.”

Observers have very different reactions to legal attacks on Ladies’ Nights.  The mates at Antimisandry.com strongly disagree with Judge Cedarbaum.  See “Feminist judge again sides with privileged princesses..” (October 1, 2008).  Meanwhile, Prof. Ann Bartow of the Feminist Law Professor weblog appears to like the Judge’s conclusion, but says the court decision “somewhat creepily notes: ‘The nightclubs said the prices charged to men aren’t so burdensome that they amount to denying them entry and male customers actually might benefit from ladies’ nights because so many women attend’.”  She then muses:

“For an uncomfortable thought exercise, decide how you feel about all this, and then contemplate how your views of this situation might (or might not) change if the admissions or drink price differential was linked to race rather than gender.”

AARP and parents with young children might also worry about Ladies’ Nights law suits.  As The Gothamist, reported in “It’s Ladies’ Night And There’s a Legal Fight” (Dec. 17, 2007):

Deborah Swindells Donovan, a lawyer for Lotus, filed papers arguing that the “frivolous” lawsuit is based on an “ill-conceived theory. [If it] is applied to restaurants, then ‘early bird’ specials for the elderly or promotions allowing children to eat free would be discriminatory on the basis of age.”

tavern’s square tank
fish swimming
in circles

…………… by George Swede – Frogpond XXXI:1 (Winter 2008)

early bird special
rubbing elbows
with a stranger

…… by Yu ChangUpstate Dim Sum (2004/II)

The professors at The Volokh Conspiracy weblog got a little more precise in their legal arguments when they heard about Hollanders’ suit in July 2007.  Illya Somin argued, presaging Judge Cedarbaum, that ladies’ nights are not unlawful gender discrimination under the Equal Protection Clause of the 14th Amendment.  Prof. Somin — blending practicality and the law — also went into some depth explaining why Hollander’s suit would not be an appropriate class action on behalf of men. Under Rules 23 (A)(4) of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure the court is requred to ensure that the class representative “will fairly and adequately protect the interests of the class.”  Somin (correctly) argues:

“Hollander clearly fails to meet this requirement because many of the members of the class in question (“men charged more money or burdened by stricter time restraints than women” at the night clubs in question) actually benefit from these practices.

“At the risk of belaboring the obvious, a key purpose of ladies nights at night clubs is to benefit (heterosexual) men. Many night clubs and bars become relatively unappealing to men because the male-female ratio is too high, reducing male patrons’ chances of picking up a date. By attracting more women [Ed. Note: and helping to ensure they are highly inebriated], ladies’ nights improve the dating odds for male patrons. . . . Many, perhaps the vast majority, of the men in the class Hollender proposes to represent have interests diametrically opposed to the result he seeks to achieve. For that reason, the district court should refuse to certify his proposed class.”

getting drunk
on my arm
the tavern mosquitoes

……. by David G. Lanoue – from Haiku Guy: a novel

A Steve Chapman piece two weeks ago at Reason.com rekindled the debate for many in the blogisphere. In “Ladies’ Nights and the ‘Cancer of Discrimination’” (September 18, 2008) Chapman opines that “When it comes to relations between the sexes, a little common sense goes a long way,” and therefore “it should not be sex discrimination to offer favors to one sex in order to benefit people of both sexes.”  On behalf of a lot of us regular guys, Chapman points out:

“Why, after all, would a bar offer discounts to women? Not because the owner harbors a deep-seated hostility toward men, perpetuating centuries of oppression. People who run such establishments understand that a lot of men patronize taverns partly to meet women, and that they will come more often and stay longer if women are abundant than if they are scarce.”

happy hour
the bartender cashes
my unemployment check

….. by Ed Markowski

In response to those who, like George Washington University law professor John Banzhaf, consider Ladies’ Nights no more defensible than charging whites less than blacks [“Whities’ Nights”?], Chapman sensibly says:

“But context is crucial, and relations between the sexes are different from relations between the races. We don’t accept racially segregated restrooms, but we do accept sexually segregated restrooms. All-white colleges would be offensive, but all-female schools are not.

“Charging whites less than blacks would suggest a desire to drive away black customers because of racial animus. Charging women less than men suggests nothing comparable.”

The Reason.com article got Prof. Somin to take up the subject again, in “Should Ladies’ Nights in Bars Be Outlawed Because they Discriminate Against Men?” (Volokh Conspiracy, Sept. 18, 2008).  His new post generated some interesting comments on the law and policy, and Ilya reminds those who were wondering about using federal civil rights statutes that:

Title II of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 only bans discrimination in places of public accommodation on “the ground of race, color, religion, or national origin.” It doesn’t forbid sex discrimination. Therefore, ladies nights in bars are perfectly legal, at least so far as Title II is concerned.”

RoyDenHollander .. Roy Den Hollander is single these days [fair warning: he tends “to be attracted to black and Latin chicks, and Asian chicks’] and goes to clubs.  However, an entertaining in-depth piece in The New Yorker, “Hey, LA-A-A-DIES!” (by Lauren Collins, August 6, 2007), notes:

“[Hollander] was unfazed by the notion that, as a hound dog, his fight to defeminize clubs was perhaps counter to his self-interest.”

Asked in 2007 what he pictured would happen should he win his case, Hollander told The New Yorker:

“What I think will happen,” he said, “is that clubs will reduce the price for guys and increase it for girls. Every guy will have ten or fifteen more dollars in his pocket, which the girls will then manipulate into getting more drinks out of him. If they drink more, they’ll have more fun, and so will us guys. And then when she wakes up in the morning she’ll be able to do what she always does: blame the man.”

closing time  –
her eyes linger
on the rusted fender

…………….. by dagosan

The f/k/a Gang admits that we’ve been out of the Date Bar Scene a long time.  [For example, we’ve never heard of (much less heard) any of the Top Ten Stripper Songs of the Moment, collected with videos at the Crossfade weblog (Sept. 30, 2008)]  So, we hope our younger or hipper readers, including the lawyer denizens of Above the Law, will let us know both how they feel about any ban on Ladies’ Nights (from a legal or policy perspective), and whether the current economics and demographics of the bar scene make Ladies’ Nights an effective tool for bar and club owners.

We’re certain of one thing, after decades of conversations in saloons, classrooms, bedrooms, lawyer lounges, and dining rooms, with  people inside or out of the legal profession: Drafting a law (statute, regulation, or constitutional provision) that puts into practice general principles against discrimination and unfair or unequal treatment is not as easy as many of my relatives and friends seem to think. Almost every attempt to capture the principle of Gender Equality will seem either over-inclusive or under-inclusive to some groups or individuals.

All forms of gender discrimination (treating one gender differently than the other) are not equal or equally insidious.  Some respect valid gender differences, and some — like Ladies’ Nights — represent either insignificant or easily-avoided “injury” to one gender or the other, or in fact benefit many members of both genders.

Turning such differential treatment into a lawsuit does little to help move our society toward gender fairness.  Rather than trying to stop Ladies’ Nights with a lawsuit, I hope disgruntled males (who either dislike “subsidizing” female patrons or simply do not care whether a bar has more females in it) will take their business to establishments not holding a Ladies’ Night.  Of course, if the club with gender-equal prices does very little business on nights when few woman come through the doors, drinks at those places might actually cost more than at the bars with the long Ladies’ Night lines.

Roy den Hollander has more of his gender equality cases pending and planned. Somehow, I’m betting that few of the guys who resent Ladies’ Nights are going to respond to this plea for contributions at his website:

“I’m sure a lot of you guys out there have done well yet have been raked over the coals by females and this culture.  If you want to do something about it, help finance these and future cases protecting your rights.”

mud-spattered pickup-
four dogs watch
the tavern door

. . . by Billie Wilson – The Heron’s Nest (February 2001)

twisting the cap
from another beer . . .
jimmy’s front teeth

….. by ed markowski

October 2, 2008

Boston’s “Beautiful Lawyer” Calendar is launched

Filed under: lawyer news or ethics,Procrastination Punditry — David Giacalone @ 3:50 pm

. Susan Friery, M.D., Esq. & Carol Abdelmesseh, Esq. .. 

We told you about the Boston-area 2009 Beautiful Lawyers Calendar back on September 13th. Its launch party was held last night, at Boston’s Revolution Rock Club, and the promised Photo Gallery is now online. The images presented may help keep our minds off of lawyers who smuggle heroin to imprisoned clients, or attempt to commit travel expense fraud.

In the Beautiful Lawyers Photo Gallery, you’ll currently find six of the Calendar lawyers in about a dozen different thumbnail-sized photos, most of which appear twice.

update (October 23, 2008): You can find 13 pictures from the calendar in today’s Boston Globe article “Calendar is Exhibit A in case for beautiful lawyers”, which includes a photo gallery.   And, see our post “wendy savage wendy savage” (October 23, 2008) for more on Ms. Savage and several of her namesakes.

You may recall that Howie Altholtz, the marketing director at the Boston law firm Ruberto, Israel & Weiner, spearheaded the calendar project. According to the Boston Channel, “The goal is to lighten up the image of Hub lawyers a bit and help out a few charities such as the MSPCA, Dana Farber Cancer Institute, Rosie’s Place, the United Way and the American Cancer Society, all of which receive a portion of the proceeds from the sale of the calendar.”

Altholtz told the Boston Herald, “We were trying to capture the style and spirit of Mass. lawyers. We wanted people with really interesting stories and they are all from major, high-profile firms.”  “Calendar’s legal babes raise the bar” (Boston Herald, September 18, 2008)

If you’d like to see more (and much larger) images from the calendar, the Boston Channel website has an article, “Calendar Highlights Hub’s ‘Most Beautiful’ Lawyers” (WCVB tv, Sept. 29, 2008), that includes a six-photo slide show.  Liberty Mutual corporate counsel Wendy Savage again provides the pin-up glamor shot:

.. Wendy Savage, Esq.

mid-argument –
opposing counsel
crosses her legs

. . . by dagosan

Also featured in the slide show are Susan Friery, M.D., Esq. (Medical Consultant, Senior Associate, Kreindler & Kriendler); Steven Long (solo practitioner); Jarrett Barrios (former state senator, now president of the Blue Cross Blue Shield Foundation); Christopher Kroon (of Duane Morris); and Carol Abdelmesseh, Esq. (Massachusetts Department of Revenue Office of Appeals).

In the 2009 Beautiful Lawyers Calendar you will find, according to the Boston Herald: Jarrett Barrios pictured in his kitchen cooking; Wendy Savage striking a fashion-model pose; Kimberly Herman, a partner and intellectual property lawyer at Sullivan & Worcester, pictured with her two kids; and Chris Kroon (also an intellectual property attorney) pictured with the tool box he uses to to rebuild sports cars.  In addition, Carol Abdelmesseh can be found dancing in a lovely pink dress.

Prof. Yabut again reminds us that you’ll have to pay $19.95 to purchase the 2009 Beautiful Lawyers Calendar.  Despite developing a crush on a few of the featured Lady Lawyers, our in-house skinflint and curmudgeon is still skeptical about coughing up a sawbuck for a wall calendar displaying lawyers — even beautiful ones.  You can all make up your own minds, of course.  Remember, a portion of the proceeds will go to some pretty good causes.

sua sponte
madame justice
catches me staring

. . . by dagosan

Year-end Update (Dec. 30, 2008): See our post “a sparkingly Savage year,” which discusses the Boston Magazine article “Counsel Requests the Right to Appeal: Smokin’-hot lawyer Wendy Savage defends her buzzy turn as a pinup” (by Alyssa Giacobbe, January 2009), and the issue of professional women posing in sexy pictures.

p.s. Speaking of lovely and multi-faceted lawyers, “our” Roberta Beary, of the Washington D.C. Bar, just had two poems honored in the haiku portion of the 2008 MiniWords Competition:

towpath –
a blue heron shifts
the twilight

pink sky –
another name added
to the monument

……………………… by Roberta Beary
“towpath” – 3rd Place, 2008 MiniWords Competition
“pink sky” – Commended, 2008 MiniWords Competition

.. ..

September 21, 2008

lawyers eliminating witnesses: oh, Cisco!

Filed under: lawyer news or ethics,Procrastination Punditry — David Giacalone @ 7:34 pm

. . . . . . Robert Simels & A. W. Parker . . . . .

The New York Times recently noted that “The federal complaint against Robert Simels, a well-known New York criminal defense lawyer, reads like a script from an HBO crime drama.”  “Defense Lawyer Charged With Witness Tampering” (Sept. 11, 2008).  That’s because

“Mr. Simels, who has represented some of New York’s most notorious gangsters and rappers and an assortment of athletes and celebrities, was arrested on Wednesday and charged in what officials said was a plot to “neutralize” witnesses who were willing to testify against one of his clients [Shaheed Khan, an accused drug kingpin with reputed ties to the Guyanese government].”

— Read more about the indictment of Bob Simels at the WSJ Law Blog, and Simple Justice, which links to this affidavit in support of the arrest warrant.

It may seem like an HBO crime episode, but while I was watching my favorite $5 dvd this afternoon, I discovered that the Simels tale also “reads like a script” from the classic 1950’s network tv western The Cisco Kid.  Trying to avoid any serious punditry today, I put a disc from “The Best of the Cisco Kid” in my dvd player.  The first episode I played, out of the 35 on the 3-disc set, was “Confession for Money,” from the show’s first season.  Unless I was in Mama G’s lap, at 13 months old, when she watched its original broadcast on January 2, 1951, it was my first time seeing “Confession for Money.”

The story opens with the fictional lawyer A. W. Parker (played by I. [Isaac, “Ike”] Stanford Jolley) visiting his jailed client Tom Tracey.  We quickly learn that the Cisco Kid and his sidekick Pancho Gonzales were witnesses to Tracey killing a popular banker and were due in town that morning to identify Tracy for the Sheriff.

Here’s an outline of the Cisco Kid‘s lawyer-gone-bad tale:

  • Lawyer Parker suggests to Tracey that they break him out of the jail and then split the $75,000 take from the bank robbery
  • Tracey says they don’t have time, with Cisco arriving soon, and that they instead need to kill the witnesses before they identify him.  Parker quickly accedes to his client’s idea, and sends two bad guys with rifles to ambush and kill Cisco and Pancho.
  • When the bad guys flub the ambush, Lawyer Parker is mighty irked.
  • Parker then draws up a false confession for a young man who is desperate to get $5000 for an operation for his sick mother (one more skewed decision due to the lack of universal health care coverage).  Parker tells the kid they’ll spring him from jail before trial. The Sheriff lets Tracey go and jails the kid, once he sees the confession.
  • To make sure the youthful confessor doesn’t change his mind, Tracey has his gang whip up a lynch mob, but Cisco and Pancho sneak him out of the jail.
  • Parker joins the lynching posse that chases Cisco and the misguided youth, and they end up in the usual shootout behind really big rocks.
  • The Sheriff arrives and tells the mob to put down their guns.  Parker jumps on his horse and heads back to get his papers and split town.  Cisco follows and catches Parker in the getaway cabin, but Tracey arrives and Parker takes away Cisco’s gun, handing it to his client. And, then . . . (see below for the exciting conclusion).

If the ugly allegations against the well-known NYC criminal defense lawyer Bob Simels turn out to be true, life as he has known it will change drastically. Scott at Simple Justice tells us:

“Though a bit on the arrogant side (and who isn’t in this business) and not exactly a warm and fuzzy guy, he’s smart and well-respected.”

Sixty-one-year-old Bob Simels appears to be the sort of Baby Boomer who would have grown up watching The Cisco Kid. Had Simels recalled the “Confession for Money” episode, he might have just said “no” to the whole idea of turning outlaw with his clients.  You see:

Lawyer A. W. Parker had planned to split the loot and split the territory with killer Tom Tracey.  But, before Cisco could subdue the two of them, Tracey holds up his money satchel and tells his  lawyer, “I was gonna take you with me, Parker, but I just couldn’t find room for you in my bag.” He then shoots Parker dead.  Of course, Cisco wins the ensuing fistfight with Tracey and brings him back to town to face trial on two counts of murder.

— By the way, there was a real-life 19th Century New York lawyer who went by the name A. W. Parker.  Thanks to the Google digitalization project, I found him representing the appellant in the case of Benner v. Atlantic Dredging Co. (NY Ct. of Appeals, 1892).  The real Lawyer Parker apparently did negligence defense work.  He helped his client reverse a judgment against it for damage that occured to a house that was near a site where the dredging firm was blasting rocks in a harbor for the Army Corps of Engineers.

The Simels Law Firm website is no longer accessible.  According to Propaganda Press, however, the Welcome Page at the Robert Simels firm contains this perhaps ironic paragraph (emphasis added):

“I have handled many high-profile cases, with an outstanding success rate across a broad range of issues. The key to our many acquittals in criminal cases and multimillion dollar verdicts for our clients is preparation and complete participation by our clients which result in highly effective and compelling cases in the courtroom.”

You can find much more about Robert Simels and his career, in this Sept. 11 article from his hometown newspaper, the Lewisboro Ledger.  As you surely know by now, the f/k/a Gang doesn’t go for cheap, obvious jokes.  But, we’re really surprised that other, less classy weblogs, haven’t pointed out the town where he resides —  Waccabuc, which is a hamlet in Lewisboro, Westchester County, New York.  Fortunately, neither Cisco and Pancho, nor most lawyers I’ve known, would whack a witness for a buck, or a laugh.

p.s. I think even our toughest critics will agree that this lengthy, time-consuming detour into Witness Elimination Lore was a highly successful piece of Procrastination Punditry.  It certainly has left us with no energy nor inclination to write any serious commentary this evening.  In honor of the many hours I will surely devote to watching the Cisco and Pancho in days to come, I inaugurated a new posting category today called “Procrastination Punditry.”  We’ll be using it whenever there is virtually no excuse for a post other than our avoiding doing something more pressing and important.

high noon
the boys refill
their water pistols

……………………… by Tom Painting – July Selection, Snapshot Press 2005 Haiku Calendar

morning shadows—
the gunslingers wait
for high noon

…….. by David Giacalone, Legal Studies Forum (Vol. XXXII, No. 1. 2008). Click for the original haiga (photo with poem) at HaigaOnline, Issue 7-2 (Autumn-Winter 2006), photo by Arthur Giacalone, JD.

September 13, 2008

$20 for a “beautiful lawyers” calendar?

Filed under: lawyer news or ethics,q.s. quickies — David Giacalone @ 9:04 pm

.. . . $19.95 Beautiful Lawyers Calendar . . . .

At f/k/a, we give our calendars away for free — even when they showcase lawyers showing a little skin or acting up in barefeet. Here, for example, are details from the months of June and August 2008, as seen in our downloadable fka Haiga Memories Calendar 2008. [Click the images to view — and print out — the full calendar page for each month, featuring the Giacalone Kids, circa 1950.]

[June ’08] . . our calendar beefcake . . [Aug. ’08]

You can imagine, therefore, our surprise to learn that some folks in Massachusetts are charging $19.95 apiece for their so-called Beautiful Lawyers Calendar 2009. According to the Beautiful Lawyers website, the calendar will feature “12 exceptional lawyers, some your colleagues… many well known attorneys… All selected from a huge nomination pool . . . All players in their own right, each with a unique story… full of style and spirit!” Not convinced yet to shell out twenty bucks? Read on:

“The 2009 Beautiful Lawyers Calendar is designed to navigate behind the scenes at some of America’s top law firms, most prestigious businesses and government offices. To present the lawyers at those businesses and institutions as they are in their relaxed environment… pursuing their passions… the person behind the power suit.”

Attorney Howie Altholtz teamed up with the advertising Agency Allen-Roche Group Inc., and David Yas, publisher of Massachusetts Lawyers Weekly to create and market the Calendar. For even more details, see Bob Ambrogi’s report at Legal Blog Watch (Sept. 10, 2008); David Yas’ publisher’s weblog at Mass. Lawyers Weekly (September 8, 2008); and the article ‘Beautiful lawyers’ calendar to raise cash for charity (Boston Business Journal, May 30, 2008;).

Of course, merely owning this fine piece of barristerial wall candy might not satisfy your need to bask in the glow of Boston’s legal establishment. Cheer up, there’s more: for a mere $75 donation, you’re invited to attend “the hottest Calendar release party of the year,” on October 1, 2008, at the Revolution Rock Club, in Boston. Being fervid fans of Calendar Release Parties, the entire f/k/a Gang is naturally disappointed that we won’t be able to make it to Boston for the Big Calendar Event.

Not convinced? If schmoozing with and gazing at Boston’s hottest lawyers still won’t get you to open your wallets, don’t forget that “A portion of the proceeds will benefit Greater Boston Legal Services and other selected beneficiaries.”

By now, we’ve surely melted the hearts and opened the checkbooks of even the most cynical of our audience members. Nevertheless, it’s Saturday night, and Prof. Yabut is home alone again without a date. That might explain his continuing, cranky reaction to all this beautiful news. With his change purse grasped tightly in both hands, Yabut asks:

  • What’s with the “A portion of the proceeds” dodge? The BBJ article says “The calendar will likely cost between $20,000 and $30,000 to produce.” That might leave a rather tiny pie to partially split among the targeted charities. Portion/schmortion. Can’t a bunch of well-off lawyers be a bit more specific about how much of the price is going to charity?
  • Besides the comely come-on image above (of Liberty Mutual attorney Wendy Savage), just what are we going to be getting for our money with this calendar? Remember, the subjects are members of the Boston Bar. BBJ tell us: “”

“Lawyers will pose in one serious photo at work and one ‘tasteful’ photo of them participating in an outside work activity. One example given is a sailboat setting.”

Are you excited yet?

  • What’s Mass. Lawyers Weekly role in this project? Censor and Dignity Cop? The last time we wrote about them here at f/k/a, publisher David Yas was knuckling under to pressure from the bar’s neo-puritan wing, with their bogus charges of sexism, and yanking this glam shot Jiwani ad from WLW:

MassWeeklySuit big

Be assured, that the rest of the editorial staff at f/k/a is a little embarrassed that Prof. Yabut is being such an old curmudgeon and skinflint. We bet, however, that we could change his mind — and get a retraction and favorable review — if Altholtz and Yas sent Yabut a review copy of the calendar. Of course, if he doesn’t like it, we promise to donate (at least a portion of the calendar) to charity. That’s a beautiful deal.

[larger] update (October 2, 2008): The launch party was yesterday, so see our image-filled post today with links to photos from the Beautiful Lawyers Calendar, and names of many of the featured lawyers.

update (October 23, 2008): See our post “wendy savage wendy savage” (October 23, 2008) for more on Ms. Savage and several of her namesakes.

fine print on her t-shirt
she glares at me
for squinting

. . . Poem: David Giacalone; Photo: Mama G. (1950);
. . . see the original haiga here and at Magnapoets JF

p.s. (September 16, 2008): Many thanks to Elie at Above the Law for pointing to this post at the top of yesterday’s AtL Non Sequiturs list (September 15, 2008), and for reminding us that Anna Torv from Fringe looks pretty good in a lawyer suit. Welcome to all the AtL readers who stopped by; I promise not to tell your managing partners why those billable hours plummet every time Elie adds a new posting.

September 6, 2008

irked again by criminal defense lawyers (with updates)

Filed under: lawyer news or ethics,Schenectady Synecdoche,viewpoint — David Giacalone @ 3:19 pm

ooh If you ever wanted to see what happens when the Police Blue Code of Silence (“nobody knows nothing, nobody saw nothing”) joins forces with the Defenders Red Herring Credo (“distract ’em with fishy accusations”), you should have been outside the Schenectady County Courthouse yesterday afternoon.  Those who weren’t there can click this News Channel 13 news video link for a couple hundred illuminating seconds from the event. For full news coverage see:  “Police case a matter of form: Three Schenectady officers involved in alleged beating will face charges of not filing paperwork” (Albany Times Union, September 6, 2008); “Three Schenectady police officers face misconduct charges” (Schenectady Daily Gazette, September 6, 2008); and “Three Schenectady officers indicted for official misconduct” (Capital News 9, September 5, 2008).

Three police offers under investigation for beating up a man they arrested last December where charged yesterday with a mere misdemeanor count of failing to fill out a form (and turn on a camera).  They and their lawyers are very unhappy about the indictments.  The alleged victim of the beating wanted more. Let me try to summarize the facts:

  • Background: The Schenectady Police Department has been under a cloud for many years. (see our prior post) A barrage of complaints, including the frequent use of excessive force, led to a major civil rights investigation by the Justice Department and the DOJ Report recommended instituting new procedures to better monitor officer conduct during arrests.  Schenectady’s public safety commissioner Wayne Bennett (a former superintendent of State Police) was hired last year to clean things up and has instituted reforms to attack this sort of misconduct — including the filing of Use of Force forms and the use of in-vehicle cameras to make a record of arrests.
  • This case started in December 2007. As Capital News 9 said in March: “Donald Randolph was pulled over in Schenectady on Dec. 7 and arrested for drunk driving, driving without a license and harassment. He claims he was beat up by the officers during the arrest. . . . According to a jail report, he arrived at the Schenectady County Jail hours later with a swollen face and bruised wrist.”  “DWI suspect plans lawsuit against Schenectady police, city” (March 6, 2008)
  • Five officers who were present at the arrest were put on Administrative leave with pay pending a full investigation.  Our county District Attorney’s office recused itself, and the matter was then handled by the Office of the New York State Attorney General.
  • As the Gazette notes today: “[T ]he original charges against Randolph fell apart. [Gregory] Karaskiewicz, the arresting officer, never did sobriety tests and never saw Randolph driving, District Attorney Robert Carney said previously. Randolph ultimately pleaded guilty to misdemeanor aggravated unlicensed operation, not felony drunk driving, which was the original charge.”
  • At a hearing yesterday before county Judge Karen Drago, no charges were made against two of the officers, and the beating charges were dropped against three decorated officers Eric Reyell, 29, Gregory Hafensteiner, 30, and Andrew Karaskiewicz, 38.  However, as the Gazette reports today:

“Reyell, Hafensteiner and Karaskiewicz are accused of failing to complete a ‘use of force’ form regarding the arrest of Randolph. Reyell is also accused of failing to have his vehicle camera on during “events involving Donald Randolph.”

  • Michael McDermott is Hafensteiner’s attorney; Steven P. Coffey represents Karaskiewicz; and Cheryl Coleman represents Reyell.
  • John Milgrim, the attorney general’s office spokesman, explained: “The internal rules that were allegedly violated and that are the subject of the indictment exist to protect citizens as well as the police themselves. The possible penalties reflect the seriousness of the matter. Each officer faces up to a year in jail and loss of his position if convicted [of the misdemeanor charges].” Reyell, Hafensteiner and Karaskiewicz have pleaded not guilty.
  • Half the court gallery was filled with plain-clothed officers and family members. After the hearing, Schenectady PBA President Bob Hamilton said (despite the contrary jail report), “There was no brutality, which, all you had to do is take one look at him. He said five officers beat him several times and he didn’t have a mark on him.” As for the new charges, Hamilton added:

“I’ve never seen anything like this before, and quite frankly, it’s unconscionable. . . . We had three officers charged with a ridiculous crime. There’s never been a precedent in this state before where an officer has been charged with official misconduct for not filling out a departmental form.”

questionDude What’s going on here?  Addressing that question, Rex Smith editor of the Albany Times Union wrote this morning (“Editorial: Indictment targets police corruption,” September 6, 2008):

“You may quickly jump to the conclusion that cops who beat up a guy are getting away with a slap on the wrist. Or maybe you figure this is an unfair intrusion by lawyers who don’t understand the street, where dedicated officers routinely confront jerks who can turn a quiet night into a nightmare.”

PBA President Hamilton and the lawyers for the indicted officers want you to think the latter option is what this case is now all about, and that the indictments are illogical, vindictive and unwarranted, sending a chilling message to all law enforcement officers in Schenectady.

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September 5, 2008

whiny “family man” wants to be Family Court judge — and to copyright the slogan

Filed under: lawyer news or ethics,Schenectady Synecdoche — David Giacalone @ 9:27 am

Lawyer Kurt Mausert wants to be Family Court judge in Saratoga County, New York. Since his campaign website went up on April 1st, containing the standard copyright notice “All contents © 2008” in its footer, the masthead has featured this rather uninspiring slogan:

Although most family men really hate whining kids, and he is a father of four (ages 8 to 26), Mausert is loudly and plaintively complaining that his opponent — incumbent judge Courtenay W. Hall — has “stolen” his Family Man slogan and violated the copyright held on it by the Mausert election Committee. See “Saratoga County Family Court candidates battle over slogan” (Schenectady Daily Gazette, Sept. 5, 2008; update); “Whose line is it, anyway?” (TU Local Politics weblog, Sept. 2, 2008). A few months ago, Mausert also complained that leaders of the Independent Party treated him unfairly by not interviewing Mausert before choosing to endorse Judge Hall. The candidates are fighting for the Independence Party endorsement in a primary election on Tuesday. They will both be on the November ballot, Hall as a Republican and Mausert as a Democrat (See The Saratogian). [You can find a Campaign Update at the end of this post, describing Judge Hall’s victory in the November election and related topics.]

According to Mausert’s campaign manager, attorney RIchard Moran, all of Mausert’s campaign literature has included the Family Man slogan, but when Judge Hall sent out his first flier about a week ago he also claimed to be a “Family Man for Family Court.” Moran told the Gazette:

“Even if we hadn’t taken the care to post our copyright notice, it is simply unfair for one candidate to swipe another’s popular and well used slogan.”

Judge Hall had no comment, but his campaign manager Jeffrey Bagnoli told the Gazette:

“The allegations in that press release are patently untrue. Judge Hall used the slogan ‘A family man for Family Court’ 10 years ago, when he ran for the office for the first time.”

According to the Gazette:

A press release issued by the Mausert campaign about the accusations includes the question, “Is Courtenay Hall a Thief?,” which Bagnoli said is defamatory. Mausert said the question does not defame the judge, though.

“It’s not defamatory, it’s a question,” Mausert said. “I’m asking the question, ‘Do the people think my slogan was stolen?'”

Bagnoli says the charge violates the judicial code of ethics. Mausert responded that the press release merely asks a question and is therefore not defamatory. In the print edition of the Schenectady Gazette, Kurt is quoted saying:

“You have two tall, thin, bald white guys running for the same office. If you met me five weeks ago and then received his literature today with the same message on it, it’s going to be confusing.”

more (3 PM): The Glens Falls Post Star has more coverage with revealing quotations,”Candidate claims opponent stole his slogan” (by Drew Kerr, Sept. 4, 2008):

“The Web site has a copyright on it, but Mausert said he has no intentions of pursuing a legal case against Hall. Instead, he said the incident speaks more to Hall’s character.

” ‘Forget about any man-made law,’ Mausert said this week. ‘This is about integrity. People’s words and phrases are just as much their possession as an automobile.’

“. . . ‘For him to come out a week and a half before the primary with the same thing, it’s bound to cause confusion,” Mausert said. “I have to think this is deliberate.’

Calling Mausert’s allegations ‘over the top’ and ‘smear campaigning’, Hall’s campaign manager Jeffrey Bagnoli, responded that “It’s preposterous to think that because he puts the slogan up on a Web site that he thinks he owns it.” According to the Post Star, “Bagnoli also said Mausert should ‘give a lot more credit to voters in Saratoga County’ who should be able to differentiate the two.”

Meanwhile, over at Court-o-rama, Anne Skove suggests sending the two candidates to mediation, and notes how important it is to see the way judicial candidates handle conflict. She adds, “Usually we bemoan the fact that the public knows too little about the candidates. In this case voters may have learned just enough.”

update (September 14, 2008): Judicial Candidate Kurt Mausert left comments here at f/k/a on September 11th (and often thereafter), as well as at Prof. Randazzo’s Legal Satyricon weblog, and Legal Blog Watch, defending his accusations against Judge Hall. Although tempted to respond point by point, I’ll let the reader decide for himself or herself whether it’s important for a judicial candidate to do legal research before leveling accusations at an opponent claiming a violation of law; whether his charges are persuasive that using the “Family Man” slogan means Judge Hall lacks integrity, and that voters are likely to somehow confuse the two candidates because they are focusing on the (totally pedestrian) slogan, rather than the issues; and whether calling suggesting that your opponent is a thief and Prof. Randazazzo “arrogant” and a “haughty snob” suggests appropriate judicial temperament — or just desperation.

Kurt Mausert appears to have many fine qualities, and is making proposals for improving Family Court with which I, as a former Law Guardian and mediator, agree (e.g., having a website that helps explain how the court works and what to expect as parties; and using mediation to resolve disputes). It’s too bad — especially since his website tells us “Kurt has trained in the martial arts (Kempo) and works out regularly at Global Fitness in Saratoga Springs” — that he has come out swinging with such wimpy accusations. Two points that seem especially worth mentioning before we close:

  • With a few minutes of Googling, Lawyer Mausert or Lawyer Moran could have learned (as I did) that slogans are not protected under copyright law. Thus, the U.S. Copyright Office tells us they “cannot register claims to exclusive rights in brief combinations of words such as: . . . Catchwords, catchphrases, mottoes, slogans, or short advertising expressions.” (Circular 34, rev’d Feb. 2006) A distinctive commercial slogan can sometimes get a trademark (see My Norrby’s treatise, “Trademark Protection of Slogans“), but as the Fair Shot weblog has noted, “unlike the commercial case, in which dilution can be stopped by a lawsuit, there is no recourse for dilution of a political slogan in common currency”. [Note: In comments below, Mr. Mausert asserts a common law (as opposed to federal statutory) trademark violation has taken place based on New York law, and that experts tell him he has a good case under that theory.]
  • “A Family Man for Family Court” is not a “message” and is only “popular” in the sense that it has been used over and over by less-than-ingenious Family Court candidates.

update: (12 PM): Commenting on our post at Legal Satyricon, First Amendment and Copyright Law Professor Marco Randazza says, “At least one of the candidates doesn’t know the difference between copyright and trademark — and certainly knows nothing about either field.” (4 PM): Getting into the election year groove, Carolyn Elefant offers a thorough (but un-snarky) summary of this controversy at Legal Blog Watch this afternoon.

afterwords (3 PM): Always pleased to learn a little etymology, Prof. Yabut thinks its pretty interesting that “The term ‘slogan’, is of Gaelic origin, and descends from the word ‘sluagh-gharim’, war cry.” (The Swedish National Encyclopedia, 1995, via My Norrby)

update: (September 10, 2008): According to Channel 6, Judge Hall beat Kurt Mausert for the Independent Party slot in the November election for Saratoga Family Court. with 149 votes to his challenger’s 126 votes. (WRGB.com, Primary results: Saratoga County) As noted above, Mausert already has the Democratic Party endorsement, and Judge Hall is running as the Republican candidate.

update (September 19, 2008): Click for the decisions in Mausert V. Hall (September 6, 2008) by the group Fair Campaign Practices for the Capital Region, Inc regarding Mausert’s claims against Hall. FCP made “No Finding” on the issue of Hall misappropriating the “copyrighted” slogan, saying “Copyright infringement is a legal claim that is appropriately resolved by the courts.” FCP did note that Hall had failed to identify the name and address of the sponsor for that piece of campaign literature (FCP Principle 5).

Campaign Update (Nov. 5, 2008):  According to the Schenectady Gazette, Republican Family Court Judge Courtenay W. Hall defeated his challenger Democrat Kurt Mausert yesterday — with 58% of the vote — even though Barack Obama received 51% of the votes in the County, where a majority of the electorate are registered as Republicans.  Obama received almost 52,000 votes; Hall got over 48,000; Mausert garnered less than 36,000.  (In addition, Democratic challenger Jeffrey Wait has apparently beat the Republican incumbent Saratoga City Court Judge Matthew Dorsey for the City Court post.)

The headline in the Saratogian newspaper declares this morning that “Hall overcomes accusations for a win” (Nov. 5, 2008).  Reporter Anne Marie French explained (prior to the final vote count being tallied):

“Despite an election season plagued with allegations by his opponent of unfair campaign practices, Courtenay Hall seemed on his way to being elected by county residents to serve a second 10-year term in his current post as Saratoga County Family Court judge. Hall, as he did in his campaign, remained reserved with his comments about the race and his opponent with final figures not being confirmed.

“Hall’s opponent, Democrat Kurt Mausert, a criminal lawyer based in Saratoga Springs, filed five separate complaints on three occasions with the Fair Campaign Practices For the Capital Region Inc., which were related to a variety of issues.

“Mausert suggested Hall had stolen his campaign slogan prior to the September primary, failed to identify the sponsor of campaign literature, refused to debate after repeated requests, and improperly pressured attorneys to participate in his campaign. The FCP issued no findings or findings of no unfair campaign practices in all of the complaints.”

  • Here are links to the relevant Fair Campaign Practices decisions: 2008-1 Mausert v. Hall2008-5 Mausert v. Hall2008-12 Mausert v. Hall.  The FCP noted that Mausert had not suggested debate procedures that would ensure the moderator was impartial or that the moderator would be able to approve questions for their appropriateness under the Judicial Code of Ethics.

one mosquito
whining all day…
my pillow

mosquitoes whine–
even the rustling bamboo
is slandered

the whining mosquito
also thinks I’m old…
edge of my ear

… by Kobayashi Issa, translated by David G. Lanoue

p.s. Having started this mosquito theme, and having written no new poetry this week, dagosan wants to share this photo taken at the end of our block (Washington Ave. in the Schenectady Stockade) a couple weeks ago, and a poem it inspired.

swat swat
swat swat swat
calamine sunset

.. by David Giacalone – The Stockade Spy (Sept. 2008)

September 4, 2008

EnvyEsq works too much

Filed under: lawyer news or ethics — David Giacalone @ 2:21 pm

What role do envy and status anxiety play in the long hours (and unbalanced lives) of so many American lawyers and other professionals?  A Labor Day op/ed piece by Dalton Conley (chairman of New York University’s sociology department) suggests the answer is a very big role.  In “Rich Man’s Burden” (New York Times, September 2, 2008), Prof. Conley tells us that “Americans working on holidays is not a new phenomenon” for a nation infused with the Protestant Work Ethic, but something is very different in our era (emphases added):

“[I]t is now the rich who are the most stressed out and the most likely to be working the most. Perhaps for the first time since we’ve kept track of such things, higher-income folks work more hours than lower-wage earners do.  Since 1980, the number of men in the bottom fifth of the income ladder who work long hours (over 49 hours per week) has dropped by half, according to a study by the economists Peter Kuhn and Fernando Lozano. But among the top fifth of earners, long weeks have increased by 80 percent.

“This is a stunning moment in economic history: At one time we worked hard so that someday we (or our children) wouldn’t have to. Today, the more we earn, the more we work, since the opportunity cost of not working is all the greater (and since the higher we go, the more relatively deprived we feel).”

Editor’s Personal Note: A few decades ago, after I entered the legal profession, my blue collar relatives and their friends found it very hard to believe that I “had” to work more than 40 hours a week. (It sounded like an excuse for not getting back home more often.) They truly believed that my law degree was a ticket to the easy life, which to them meant having Free Time to enjoy the Big Bucks. And, they felt a lot less envious of my plight after seeing the (lack of) life style that went with my bar membership.

Sociologist Conley then reminds us that it is not technology — having laptops, Blackberrys and mobile phones — that has caused the omnipresent workday, but hidden economic realities such as “America’s income inequality.”  It is not the inequality between rich and poor, however, that causes the rich man’s work burden:

“[I]t turns out that the growing disparity is really between the middle and the top. . . . [T]he top half has been stretching out like taffy. In fact, as we move up the ladder the rungs get spaced farther and farther apart.

“. . .. [T]hose Americans who are in the top half of the income distribution experience a sensation that, while they may be pulling away from the bottom half, they are also being left further and further behind by those just above them.

“And since inequality rises exponentially the higher you climb the economic ladder, the better off you are in absolute terms, the more relatively deprived you may feel. In fact, a poll of New Yorkers found that those who earned more than $200,000 a year were the most likely of any income group to agree that “seeing other people with money” makes them feel poor.

“Because these forces drive each other, they trap us in a vicious cycle: Rising inequality causes us to work more to keep up in an economy increasingly dominated by status goods. That further widens income differences.

” . . . So, if you are someone who is pretty well off but couldn’t stop working yesterday nonetheless, don’t blame your iPhone or laptop. Blame a new wrinkle in something much more antiquated: inequality.”

Conley is surely correct about the existence of this vicious cycle, but he seems to be laboring in a sociology values-free zone.  It’s not economic inequality that causes the well-off to feel deprived and driven to work more.  It’s the psyches and values of the well-off that leave them dissatisfied with income levels that — by any objective standard — allow them to lead the Good Life, and to spoil their lives by working more and more to acquire more and more income and status goods.

Working more to “keep up with the Jones” is not a new phenomenon in our society. A half century ago, Vance Packard explained in The Status Seekers (1959) that:

“[M]ost of us surround ourselves, wittingly or unwittingly, with status symbols we hope will influence the raters appraising us, and which we hope will help establish some social distance between ourselves and those: we consider below us. The vigorous merchandising of goods as status symbols by advertisers is playing a major role in intensifying status consciousness. Emotionally insecure people are most vulnerable.

“Many people are badly distressed, and scared, by the anxieties, inferiority feelings, and straining generated by this unending process of rating and status striving. The status seekers, as I use the term, are people who are continually straining to surround themselves with visible evidence of the superior rank they are claiming. The preoccupation of millions of Americans with status is intensifying social stratification in the United States.” [find five chapters from The Status Seekers here]

Packard also noted in 1959 that the psychic rewards of engaging in a learned profession do not seem to be enough “to get difficult tasks performed.”  Therefore:

“A man who undergoes years of arduous training necessary to become an accountant will be motivated to undergo that training only if there is a reward at the end. One reward, of course, is the satisfaction of being an accountant. But most people require additional rewards — even the Soviets are discovering — in the form of pay and prestige.”

A few years ago, in his book Status Anxiety, Alain de Botton argued that we are more irked by differences between what we have and what “our ostensible equals” have than by those who dwell far outside our own reference group:

“There are people whose enormous blessings leave us wholly untroubled, even as others’ negligible advantages become a source of relentless torment for us. We envy only those whom we feel ourselves to be like—we envy only members of our reference group. There are few successes more unendurable than those of our ostensible equals.”

. .. from Status Anxiety by Alain de Botton (via AnnabelleMagazine)

How does this relate to lawyers? From our vantage point, it looks as if over-worked lawyers suffer from the same affluenza and status anxiety as their professional and social counterparts across American society, and then make it worse by falling into the Bar’s own brand of stratification and snobbery — the myth that professional success can only really happen at the biggest, most prestigious law firms (or, perhaps, by becoming filthy rich or immensely powerful to compensate for being a lesser kind of lawyer).  See, e.g., Scheherazade’s piece “Why are lawyers such snobs?” and our response, from September 2003:

It’s too bad that most people graduate from law school before they’re mature (experienced? confident?) enough to listen to their inner voice, or to even have a clear voice inside letting them know who they really are.  Instead, they only hear a peer group and a society that puts prestige, power and profit above personal fulfillment — or, worse, actually thinks that those 3Ps will give you personal fulfillment.

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September 3, 2008

do you take too many cases?

Filed under: lawyer news or ethics — David Giacalone @ 12:02 pm

. . . . Over the years, we’ve often talked about lawyers who accept more work than they can competently handle — resulting in poorly served clients and a failure to live up to our professional standards of diligence (see Rule 1.3 Diligence, ABA Model Rules of Professional Responsibility).  Today, the ABA Journal News site gives us an extreme example in the article “An Overwhelmed Lawyer Leads to Md. Suspension for Lemon-Law Founders” (September 3, 2008). And see “Top K&S lawyers draw suspension: Name partners at ‘lemon law’ firm faulted for supervision of Md. office” (The Maryland Daily Record, Sept. 2, 2008).

The ABA Journal reports that “The founders of Pennsylvania-based Kimmel & Silverman, the “1-800-Lemon-Law” firm, have been suspended from legal privileges in Maryland for failing to supervise a lawyer there [who was] unable to keep up with an overwhelming caseload.”

The Daily Record article summarizes:

“The grievance charges against Kimmel and Silverman stem from the dismissal of nearly four dozen of the firm’s cases in 2005 when its only Maryland attorney, Robyn Glassman-Katz, fell behind in answering discovery requests. Glassman-Katz, who was disbarred by consent last year, has testified that Kimmel & Silverman demanded that she carry a staggering workload and did not give her enough help managing it.”

According to the state bar counsel’s office, the lawyers had unrealistic expectations for the firm’s Maryland lawyer, Robyn Glassman-Katz, requiring her to file 10 lawsuits a week at first and later 15 a week. Two dissenting judges said the punishment is not harsh enough.  The f/k/a Gang agrees — acting quickly to minimize losses once K&S “became aware of the extent of the backlog” is simply good business tactics and the least we should expect of a firm whose policies created the mess. [update (Sept. 4, 2008): Bob Ambrogi is satisfied with the discipline imposed.] It is only overwhelming greed that could cause K&S to structure their business in this way and put such pressure on one of their attorneys.

A lack of diligence or competence can at times be caused sloth, but greed  — on the part of profit-minded partners and future-oriented associates — is most often the culprit.

My main point today, however, is that taking on excessive workloads hurts clients (and the lives of lawyers) long before things get as bad as this Maryland case. Unfortunately, the lawyer discipline system ignores the less extreme situations and law firms everywhere, and of all sizes, take all the profitable-looking work that comes in the door or over the internet.

Our first month online (under the name ethicalEsq), we wrote “Sorry, it’s not just a few bad apples” (June 16, 2003), in which we asserted:

  1. We need to put the diligence back into the J.D. And, we need to recognize that the problem is not with only a tiny part of the profession, but includes a significant portion of lawyers who serve the average Joe and Jane Client.” And
  2. Until bar counsel and bar organizations treat everyday diligence as an important part of law practice and legal ethics, nothing much is likely to change.

The post ended with this question: “When was the last time your law firm turned away a client because it was too busy to give adequate service within a reasonable time span?” That’s a pretty good way to end this one, too.

If you want more, see “Too many assigned counsel just don’t give a damn” (Feb. 3, 2004); and “Diligent Defender Standards should apply to all firms” (July, 19, 2003).

daffodils–
the old scarecrow
seems busy

the lazy dog
barks lying down…
plum trees in bloom

the second one
doesn’t satisfy their greed…
New Year’s celebrations

…….. by Kobayashi Issa
– translated by David G. Lanoue

afterwords (6 PM): The new issue of The Complete Lawyer is just out, and its “focus” topic is “The Brave New World of Associates” (Vol. 4 No. 5, Aug-Sept 2008).  As Carolyn Elephant at Legal Blog Watch said today, “The issue includes at least a dozen articles on topics like professional development and finding meaning in law firm work, and even an article that I authored, entitled ‘Solos Know Strategies Associates Need To Learn‘.”  No matter what size firm they join, I hope find a professional home that knows the meaning of diligence and putting client interest above getting filthy rich.

September 2, 2008

the yawning gap in legal journalism

Filed under: lawyer news or ethics — David Giacalone @ 6:01 pm

The new issue of the D.C. Bar’s Washington Lawyer magazine arrived this afternoon, so I flipped through it to see if there was anything in it that might get me out of the post-summer energy funk mentioned in my post this morning. The most likely item seemed to be the cover story, “Legal Journalism at a Crossroads” (by Sarah Kellog, September 2008).  So, I rolled off my virtual hammock and, armed with a grande-sized mug of iced coffee, actually read through the 6000-word article.

The mag’s editors tease us by saying:

In–depth court coverage by mainstream media has given way to law–related Web sites, publications, podcasts, and blogs. Sarah Kellogg explores these mediums that are redefining what constitutes legal news.

And asking:

Should legal institutions, aided by the Web, fill that gap and tell the story themselves?

The article starts with the interesting question “Who will tell the public the story of the American legal system?”  And the author’s concluding paragraph tells us:

“What Web 2.0 and the proliferation of legal publishers’ sites may be telling us is that it is time to redefine legal journalism. It is no longer about newsgathering in a vacuum or from an ivory tower. It is evolving into a system where the role of news arbiter can be taken up by any individual or group with the passion, time, or money to do it.”

In between, there were quotes from interesting folk like the always-insightful journalism professor Mark Obbie (who “watches the journalists who watch the law, at his LawBeat weblog); Tim Mighell of Inter Alia; Amy Howe of the SCOTUSblog; and Jerry Goldman, who founded and oversees Oyez.org.

Unfortunately, as happens virtually every time I read an article in a bar association magazine, I came away feeling like I learned nothing new and gained no helpful new perspectives.  I’m no closer to knowing what “legal journalism” actually is or could/should be (including what subjects it covers), what the public might actually  want from news reportage about the legal system or the courts, or what can be done about a loss of objectivity and accuracy that might be endemic on the web.

I’m glad I read it, however, because it lets me warn you not to waste your time on it.  Instead, head for those last-minute “back to school” sales.  Watch the Republican Convention (or bone up on “age of consent” in Alaska).  Better yet, get out to see the sunset or grab an ice cream cone with someone you love.

sunset–
the town is buzzing
with dragonflies

eye-catching
over the sunset mountain…
a kite

the woodpecker works
one spot…
all through sunset

.. by Kobayashi Issa, translated by David G. Lanoue

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