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September 21, 2008

summer ’08 exits with class

Filed under: haijin-haikai news,Haiku or Senryu,Schenectady Synecdoche — David Giacalone @ 8:38 am

. . Yesterday’s weather here in Upstate New York was beyond picture perfect — pleasing all of our senses — and beyond my ability to capture adequately in words.  Hoping to savor every moment of the gorgeous day, the f/k/a Gang spent the last Saturday evening of Summer 2008 sitting on a brand new bench on the banks of the Mohawk River here in Schenectady’s Stockade neighborhood.   My haijin friends couldn’t join me in Riverside Park last night, for the summer’s penultimate sunset, but here are a few of their poems of the season, with images I snapped on September 20, 2008 between 7 and 8 P.M. (click on the images to enlarge).

end of summer–
mountain wildflower
pressed in her diary

…………… by Randy Brooks from School’s Out

cut grass
i sweep away
summer’s end
… by Roberta Beary – The Heron’s Nest (Sept. 2005)

summer’s end
riding a borrowed bicycle
past the graveyard

…….…… paul m – finding the way: haiku and field notes (2002)

. .  . .

summer’s end
waves disappear
beneath the pier

…. by paul m.Crinkled Sunshine, HSA Members’ Anthology (2000)

the home team
math’matically eliminated…
autumn equinox

…… by ed markowski

end of summer
the rain arrives
without thunder

end of summer
the warmth
of a borrowed shirt

……………. . by John StevensonUpstate Dim Sum (2003/I)

summer’s last sunset —
baked apple
for dessert

… by dagosan

every mannequin
wearing green flannel…
autumn equinox

…. by ed markowski

. . . .

a wasp nest
out of reach of the hose
autumn begins

. . . by paul m. – The Heron’s Nest (VIII: 3, Sept. 2006)

autumn equinox –
awaking to
summer’s last cricket

… by dagosanNisqually Delta Review

autumn begins–
lying down, looking at
snowy mountains

.…………by Kobayashi Issa
translated by David G. Lanoue

…. by Matt Morden — Morden Haiku (Sept. 19, 2008)

the slow creak
of the porch swing
late summer dusk

at dusk   summer ends  on the pier

… by w.f. owen –(haiku notebook, Lulu.com, 2007)

A year ago today, we had the honor to reproduce and present here at f/k/a the entire contents of the haiku and tanka chapbook “the hands of women” by Pamela Miller Ness. The loving commemoration of the “needlewomen” in Pamela’s life is a lovely reminder of the changes and constants in the cycles and seasons of our lives.  Here are three of the ten poems you will find in the hands of women:

hurricane over
the click click click
of knitting needles

the wee hours 
weaving loose ends
into my knitting

vigil
she knits a scarf
the color of sky

… by Pamela Miller NessThe Hands of Women
(Lily Pond Press/Swamp Press, August 2007)

Finally, Marcel Marceau’s death as autumn arrived last year inspired this poem by dagosan:

autumn equinox
not even the mime
can balance the egg

……………. by dagosan [In mem., Marcel Marceau, Sept. 23, 2007]

September 19, 2008

new chief and same old politics in Schenectady

Filed under: Haiku or Senryu,Schenectady Synecdoche — David Giacalone @ 6:28 pm

New Police Chief in Schenectady:   Yesterday, fifty-six years after his father Arthur Chaires became Schenectady’s first black police officer, Mark R. Chaires was sworn in as the City’s first African-American police chief.  See “Son of police pioneer makes history of his own” (Albany Times Union, Sept. 18, 2008); “Chaires begins job as Schenectady police chief” (Schenectady Daily Gazette, September 19, 2008); “Schenectady names Chaires first African-American police chief” (FoxNews23, Sept. 18, 2008).

A Schenectady native, Chief Chaires is 52 years old and has worked his way up the ranks in his 19 years in SPD.  He is taking over the helm of a Department that employs 165 officers, and has more than its share of controversy, scandal and morale problems.  (See, e.g., our post on Sept. 6th, and recent coverage of SPD’s dismal arrest statistics as compared to both national averages and our comparable neighbor, Troy, NY.)  Growing up with the example of a father who “never missed a day of work during his 27-year career” and who surely experienced — from the public and within the department — the racial prejudice that is rampant in blue-collar Upstate cities, Chief Chaires brings important personal and professional experience to the job.  That experience includes eight years in the Air Force.

Those who know him speak often of his integrity, and I’m impressed with the new Chief’s thoughtful remarks yesterday — focusing more on the need to get to work to achieve on-the-job excellence within the Department (improving “customer service”) and to earn the public’s trust, than on the historical importance of his appointment.  I’m also pleased to know that he had oversight of the SPD internal affairs office, which chose to refer the 2007 excessive force complaints of Donald Randolph (see our prior post) to the district attorney, rather than keeping the investigation in-house.

Chief Mark Chaires deserves the support of rank and file officers, of our poliical leaders and of the public as he tries to restore the performance and reputation of his Department, and to prove that Schenectady does indeed “have the makings of an outstanding police department.”  As a Gazette editorial noted today, the Chief’s job is a bit symbolic, since the City created the post of Public Safety Commissioner last year, and Chaires therefore reports to Commissioner Wayne Bennett (who is in the background in the photo at the head of this posting).  But, the position comes with plenty of responsibility and calls for skillful balancing among all the interests that need to work together to create the kind of Police Department that allows good cops to flourish and the public to trust and respect our police force.

The Gazette is correct that, with a population that is 15% black, Chaires’s promotion “is a significant step for a city, and a department, that has had relatively few minority employees and almost no minority managers.” “Editorial: Good choice for symbolic appointment” (Daily Gazette, September 19, 2008).  If Chief Chaires can gain the trust of Schenectady’s black community, we may indeed find arrest rates climbing and claims of excessive force and institutional neglect greatly reduced.

A final thought on the Schenectady Police Department: Recent online Comments at the Gazette website regarding editorials and articles about SPD show that far too many Schenectadians (especially police officers and their families, I presume) equate support for our police with silence over their flaws and failings and those of the Department. (see here and there, for example) I hope Chief Chaires can help demonstrate that honesty about past and ongoing problems, and the need for procedural and supervisory improvements, can help to rally support — internally, within City government, among the public — to find and implement solutions.  We all want our good cops to thrive within an effective and respected police department.

the dragnet of nightingales
closes in…
police station

……… by Kobayashi Issa, translated by David G. Lanoue

.. Silly Donkey Club (Schenectady Chapter):  We’ve never been shy here at f/k/a about noting our disappointment with the Schenectady County Democratic Committee (e.g., here and there).  Today’s newspaper brought one more reason for registered Democrats in Schenectady County to blush with embarrassment over the crassness and political ineptness of our so-called party leaders. The Gazette article “Fair campaign group seeks more pledges” (Sept. 19, 2008) describes efforts by the group Fair Campaign Practices for the Capital Region, Inc to get county parties chairs across the Region — and not merely individual candidates — to sign the group’s Fair Campaign Pledge.  FCP is sponsored by the League of Women Voters of Albany, Rensselaer, Saratoga, and Schenectady Counties and the Interfaith Alliance of New York State, Capital Region.

Seven years ago, FCP established procedures to accept candidates’ charges of unfair campaign practices within the Capital District, hold hearings and issue decisions regarding the charges, and their efforts have been welcomed by the voting public.

See their “tips for Candidates” and list of “2008 Pledge Signers” , as well as their Candidate Manual (.PDF), and Decisions from prior years.

This sounds rather non-controversial, and the Gazette article tells us that party chairs around the region have signed the FCP pledge — except for Brian Quail, chair of the Schenectady County Democratic Committee. According to the Gazette:

. . QUAIL OPTS OUT

At least one party leader said he will not sign the pledge. “There are several reasons why I won’t sign it,” said Brian Quail, chairman of the Schenectady County Democratic Committee.

“You should not sign a piece of paper to promise to do good and decent things when you should always be doing good and decent things,” he said.

The second reason, he said, is that Fair Campaign Practices for the Capital Region lacks credibility. “They use totally subjective standards and they apply their standards to other people’s conduct,” Quail said. “They don’t matter. Who matters are the voters.”

I’m sorry, Chairman Quail, but voters really do want to know what an objective source like FCP has to say about the claims and accusations made in campaign materials, and about the charges hurled by political candidates and their election managers and parties.  The voters need to hear from balanced sources.  Your failure to sign the pledge makes us all wonder just what you have to hide and what FCP decisions you are hoping to avoid.

Here’s what Fair Campaign Practices says about its structure and procedures:

“A pool of 32 respected individuals from the four county region is selected to hear complaints. These community representatives serve on Hearing Panels that determine the validity of complaints. In order to ensure a balanced, fair process for all sides, the local chairs of all the recognized political parties, or their designees, automatically become ex officio members of the FCP Hearing Panel and attend hearings.

“After a hearing is held and a decision is made by the hearing panel, the decision is made known to the candidates involved and to the media so that the media can inform the voting public.”

I’m really tired of the leaders of the Schenectady County Democratic Party acting as if the rest of us are morons who will simply take them at their word and nod agreement to their nonsense.  Quail, Savage, et al. continue to make the Party look bad with their high-handed, irrational positions and policies.  They keep presenting a very big target for anyone wanting to pin the tail on the Democratic Donkey.

update (September 20, 2008): Today’s Gazette editorial is titled “Party Chairmen should embrace fair campaigns.” Here are excerpts worth repeating:

  • “But the process is elaborate, it seems meticulously fair, and, slowly but surely, it has been gaining acceptance with candidates and voters. Now the League wants the region’s political party chairs to join in — a logical step, since chairmen often set the tone for campaigns and are behind much of the advertising.”
  • “Unfortunately, as a story in Friday’s Gazette indicated, only a few have done so thus far, and one — Schenectady County Democratic Chairman Brian Quail — even denounced the idea as unnecessary and lacking credibility. His scorn for the system might have something to do with the fact that his party was flagged for violating fair campaign practices during the last election cycle.”
  • “. . . [T]he more candidates and committee chairs who sign onto the concept of fair campaigns, the more likely they’ll adhere to the principles. That can’t help but make for fairer campaigns, a better-informed electorate and better government.”

playing dead
on the horse’s tail
a meadow horsefly

catching the kite’s tail
with his mouth…
gargoyle

even the old cow
has a fly-whisking
tail

at the tail end
of the cloudburst crowing…
rooftop rooster

sporting with
the big cat’s tail…
a little butterfly

chasing the kite’s tail
’round and ’round…
puppy

its tail points
to the rising moon…
pheasant

……… by Kobayashi Issa, translated by David G. Lanoue

Sun-scorched slope–
an old donkey rubs his rump
against a mud-crusted post

Approaching storm…
a black colt in the meadow
snorts against the wind

late fall–
my echo calling
the dog

……………………… by Rebecca LillyShadwell Hills (Birch Prees Press, 2002); “afternoon warmth” & “late fall” – The Heron’s Nest V:2

September 18, 2008

laws we need because people are way too – um – human

Filed under: Haiku or Senryu,Schenectady Synecdoche — David Giacalone @ 5:36 pm

If you still believe that capitalist markets regulate themselves and that political ads are always fair and truthful, or that government is always the problem and never the solution, you might not agree with the f/k/a Gang today.  Seems to us, after more than a few decades of reflection, that sometimes (indeed, far too often) we need to legislate common sense and basic consideration for the safety and comfort of others.  To wit:

thumbthing in the way she moves — banning texting while driving:  Down south from us, the Westchester County legislature did a smart thing last week.  It passed a law banning Texting While Driving. See “Legislators Vote to Ban Texting While Driving(New York Times, Sept. 16, 2008); “Board Approves Ban On Texting While Driving” (Westchester.com, Sept. 10, 2008).  It’s a very good trend, and I hope New York State will join Alaska, Minnesota, New Jersey and Washington and impose a state-wide ban soon.

Usually, Prof. Yabut would pipe up about now and say something like: Oh sure, the pols can screw up the courage to ban a dangerous activity performed almost exclusively by those under 30 years old, but they’re too cowardly or hypocritical to pass meaningful bans on the far-more prevalent phoning while driving. [see, e.g., our prior post “California’s phony car-phone safety law“].  He has a point, of course, but today I’d rather focus on the positive.

The editorial page of the Schenectady Gazette got the tone and analysis right a couple days ago in a piece titled “Editorial: Textbook case of a law that shouldn’t be necessary, but is” (September 15, 2008):

. . ” It is unquestionably a commentary on how high our society has risen technologically — and how far we’ve fallen in terms of common sense and consideration of others — that laws banning text-messaging on a cellphone while driving a car are becoming more and more commonplace.

“Indeed, such laws seem necessary because no matter how obviously dangerous — how stupid! — it may be to take one’s eyes off the road to focus on a miniature computer screen while operating a ton-plus vehicle; then to take one’s hands off the wheel to key in a response, motorists persist in doing so. And when they do, they not only endanger their lives and the lives of anyone traveling with them, but anyone who might be sharing the road with them.”

The Gazette‘s Editor was also spot on with the conclusion: “And [the TWD law] should be enforced more rigorously than the oft-ignored handheld cellphone ban. Perhaps if police had done a better job with that one, motorists wouldn’t be so brazen about engaging in far-more-distracting text messaging.”  ‘Nuff said.

writing with a finger
in the clear blue sky…
“autumn dusk”

the cats are courting
bumping
heads

going nuts in hailstones
crashing down…
a fox

the old hand
swats a fly
already gone

now I watch
with careful attention…
autumn dusk

……… by Kobayashi Issa, translated by David G. Lanoue

..  pet peeves – leash law scofflaws:  … An article two days ago in the Gazette reminded me of another of my pet peeves: People who are too self-important (or too sensitive to the feelings of their canine companions) to comply with leash laws in our parks and streets.  In “Town tightens leash laws: Dogs can run loose in only two designated parks” (Daily Gazette, September 16, 2008), we learn that the Town of Clifton Park, NY, passed a combination leash and dog-park-permit law “after months of discussions between board members, dog owners wanting the option to walk their pets off- and on-leash, and people wishing to use town land without being approached by dogs.”   In fact,

“In return for designating Kinns Road Park as an official leash-free zone, the board is tightening laws in all other parts of town, mandating dogs remain on leash at all times in neighborhood parks, playgrounds and other public places. While the former town law required that dogs remain ‘under the immediate supervision and control’ of their owners, the new law goes further, stating that dogs must be ‘under direct leash control’.”

One Clifton Park dog owner supports the new law, but correctly noted that she wants the leash law enforced, so that the money she pays for a permit to use the dog park doesn’t just become another tax with little real benefits.    Real enforcement — and, better yet, real compliance — is indeed an important aspect of a leash law.  We have one here in Schenectady, but I regularly see scofflaws at the small Riverside Park at the end of my block, along the Mohawk River.

Far too many dog-walkers act as if Schenectady merely requires their pets to be “under their immediate supervision and control” in public — and they very often fail to keep them under control.  Over and over, dogs off their leashes scare the elderly and the very young in Riverside Park, and terrorize other dogs and their owners, too.   When asked why they are merely carrying an unattached leash, the scofflaws are uniformly gruff and defensive, or simply indifferent and self-righteous.   I found this nifty quote from the California Court of Appeals at the Dog Law website:

Whatever may be said about the affection which mankind has for a faithful companion, modern city conditions no longer permit dogs to run at large.”

Dog Law is presented by Nolo, Justia, and Little Sheeba the Hug Pug, with lots of materials put together by Nolo’s Mary Randolph, the author of the book “Every Dog’s Legal Guide: A Must-Have Book for Your Owner.” The website has information on many relevant topics, from Leash and Pooper Scooper Laws, to dangerous and barking dogs, traveling with dogs, and much more.  On the topic of Leash Laws, it tell us:

“Long gone from most of America are the days when you could answer a longing whine from your dog by opening the back door and letting it roam the neighborhood at will. . .

” ‘Leash laws’ generally require dogs to be on a leash and under control whenever they’re off their owners’ property, unless a specific area is designated for unleashed dogs. Some laws apply only at night (when dogs may form packs and do the most damage to livestock) or allow an owner to have a dog unleashed if it is under “reasonable control.” Even dog owners who let their dogs off a leash only because they’re confident they have complete control over them are probably in violation of a leash law.

“The intensity of enforcement, however, varies from city to city and neighborhood to neighborhood. In many places, an owner is unlikely to be cited if the dog really is under voice control and not bothering anyone, even if in technical violation of a leash law. But in some cities, police enforce leash laws strictly, especially if they have received complaints about unleashed dogs in a certain area. . . .”

.. .. Around here, we like to say: “Behind every annoying dog or child there’s an annoying adult.”  And, since it’s dinner time, it’s about time to say: ‘Nuff said.  So, let’s let dog-lover Issa take us home.

peach blossoms–
riding a dog
the naughty boy

suddenly
the dog stops barking…
lotus blossoms!

under dewy umbrella-hat
nodding off…
the dog barks!

the backstreet
is the dog’s toilet
first snowfall

all stretched out 
the dog naps
in the lilies

runaway kite!
the dog also eyes it
restlessly

playing with
the rambunctious dog…
little butterfly

the dog comes out
and calls them too…
fireflies

the dog chewing
the shuttlecock
comes running along

an east wind blows–
the dog lays his chin
on the bank

……. by Kobayashi Issa, translated by David G. Lanoue 

September 10, 2008

after the rain a splendid art show

Filed under: Haiku or Senryu,Schenectady Synecdoche — David Giacalone @ 12:07 pm

There are many events each year that help make Schenectady’s historic Stockade district both an interesting place to live and a real neighborhood — a placed filled with neighbors and welcome guests.  The event I most look forward to is the Villagers Outdoor Art Show, which always takes place the weekend after Labor Day. The tropical storm formerly known as Hanna caused the original date of this year’s 57th annual Outdoor Art Show to be canceled on Saturday, and we all crossed our fingers to see what Sunday, the Rain Date, would bring.  What it brought was a perfect late-summer day, with sunny skies, a slight breeze and temperatures in the mid-70’s.

outdoor art show
three agnostics
pray the rain away

…. by dagosan

.. Lawrence after the Show — Front, Ferry & Green Streets. . .

More important, Sunday brought almost all of the fine artists (over a hundred) originally scheduled for Saturday — painters, sculptors, photographers, sketchers, and more — plus a robust, smiling throng of residents and visitors.  The result was a celebration of art and neighborliness along both sides of the blocks radiating from the traffic circle monitored by Lawrence the Indian. [As we said on Monday, Wilford “Frenchie” Hamilton, the recently murdered homeless artist, would surely have loved it.]

As with all such events, many people had to work very hard to make it happen. Here’s what they say at the Show’s web page:

“The event  is made possible by many neighborhood volunteers, the cooperation of the Chamber of Schenectady County, the Oakroom Artists, the Daily Gazette and the Stockade Association”.

The f/k/a Gang guiltily admit that we in no way helped to make the event such a success (except for showing up twice Sunday afternoon).  We especially want to thank Connie Colangelo and Matt Volks, who co-chaired the event and inspired so many others to organize, set it up, judge the art, and take it down.

Impressionism
ladies with parasols
walk to the next painting

…. by John Stevenson – Shamrock Haiku Journal (Vol. 1, 2007)

a child’s painting
bleeds into itself
summer rain

flitting from
watercolours to oils
a butterfly

.. by Matt Morden
“a child’s” – A New Resonance 2
“flitting from” – Morden Haiku (August 29, 2007)

.. The Show offers juried prizes (awarding over $1300 in cash) and lets the crowd vote for their favorites.  Below the fold, you will find the complete list of winners (via Connie Colangelo).

gnawing the edge
of the prize painting…
burning wormwood

in the hell painting
perched on a fence…
a lark sings

.. by Kobayashi Issa, translated by David G. Lanoue

In past years, some wags have complained that the winning pieces seemed too conventional.   That complaint can’t be made this year.  The First Place prize went to Tony Murray, of Cobleskill, NY, for his metal sculpture “yes! Yes! YES!. Second Place was awarded to Erik Laffer, of Albany, for his “cartographic” painting Electronic Erosion (36”x36” Oil on Canvas 2008).  Third Place went to Katherine Cartwright for her painting All Cracked Up X.

Clicking on the links in the last paragraph will bring you to each artist’s website, which include photos of the winning pieces and many samples of their artistry.  Here’s what the two overall winners looked like — with Tony Murray’s sculpture on location (see a detail here), and Erik Laffer’s painting in situ at the Show on Sunday:

First Place, by Tony Murray . . .


.. .. Second Place, by Erik Laffer

sculpture park
between Romeo & Juliet
a robin’s nest

… by Pamela Miller Ness – HaikuCanada Newsletter

old painter
his bristles
point everywhere

sweltering heat
a drip
from the painter’s brush

… by w.f. owen –  (haiku notebookLulu.com, 2007)
“old painter” – fish in love (HSA Members’Anthology 2006)

.. Frank Gilmore won the Best of Our Neighbors award for one of his paintings. (I’d love to show it to you, but my camera captured mostly glare off the glass in its frame.)  Frank also displayed the inspired piece he created for a brand new Stockade tradition, the 1st Annual Stockade Soiree, on September 6, 2008.  Frank’s Soiree “date card” was part of that evening’s silent auction and is gracing the start of this paragraph.

Thanks again to all the workers and artists, neighbors and visitors who made this year’s Stockade art show such a winning experience.  I’m going to stop all this fluffery right now, before Prof. Yabut yanks my curmudgeon card.  [Don’t forget: all of the art show winners, and honorable mentions, are listed at the foot of this posting. Also, you can share this post using this Tiny URL: http://tinyurl.com/fkaArtShow2008 ]

cut grass
i sweep away
summer’s end

… by Roberta Beary – The Heron’s Nest (Sept. 2005)

on display:
her paintings
and her navel

… by dagosan

straight out of a full moon
painting…
the geese depart

… by Kobayashi Issa, translated by David G. Lanoue

paint brush –
my breath moves
a spider

……. by Laryalee Fraser from Simply Haiku (Vol. 5:2, Summer 2007)

watermark
the way the master’s brush
strokes the wings

.. by Peggy Lyles – To Hear the Rain (2002)

p.s. The first version of this post incorrectly stated that Tony Murray’s metal sculpture Arcturus was awarded First Place. The editor of this weblog saw Arcturus under the Blue Ribbon and incorrectly assumed it was the winner.  We still like Tony’s whimsical icon.  And, yes, we’re going to stop doing so much assuming.

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September 6, 2008

irked again by criminal defense lawyers (with updates)

Filed under: lawyer news or ethics,Schenectady Synecdoche,viewpoint — David Giacalone @ 3:19 pm

ooh If you ever wanted to see what happens when the Police Blue Code of Silence (“nobody knows nothing, nobody saw nothing”) joins forces with the Defenders Red Herring Credo (“distract ’em with fishy accusations”), you should have been outside the Schenectady County Courthouse yesterday afternoon.  Those who weren’t there can click this News Channel 13 news video link for a couple hundred illuminating seconds from the event. For full news coverage see:  “Police case a matter of form: Three Schenectady officers involved in alleged beating will face charges of not filing paperwork” (Albany Times Union, September 6, 2008); “Three Schenectady police officers face misconduct charges” (Schenectady Daily Gazette, September 6, 2008); and “Three Schenectady officers indicted for official misconduct” (Capital News 9, September 5, 2008).

Three police offers under investigation for beating up a man they arrested last December where charged yesterday with a mere misdemeanor count of failing to fill out a form (and turn on a camera).  They and their lawyers are very unhappy about the indictments.  The alleged victim of the beating wanted more. Let me try to summarize the facts:

  • Background: The Schenectady Police Department has been under a cloud for many years. (see our prior post) A barrage of complaints, including the frequent use of excessive force, led to a major civil rights investigation by the Justice Department and the DOJ Report recommended instituting new procedures to better monitor officer conduct during arrests.  Schenectady’s public safety commissioner Wayne Bennett (a former superintendent of State Police) was hired last year to clean things up and has instituted reforms to attack this sort of misconduct — including the filing of Use of Force forms and the use of in-vehicle cameras to make a record of arrests.
  • This case started in December 2007. As Capital News 9 said in March: “Donald Randolph was pulled over in Schenectady on Dec. 7 and arrested for drunk driving, driving without a license and harassment. He claims he was beat up by the officers during the arrest. . . . According to a jail report, he arrived at the Schenectady County Jail hours later with a swollen face and bruised wrist.”  “DWI suspect plans lawsuit against Schenectady police, city” (March 6, 2008)
  • Five officers who were present at the arrest were put on Administrative leave with pay pending a full investigation.  Our county District Attorney’s office recused itself, and the matter was then handled by the Office of the New York State Attorney General.
  • As the Gazette notes today: “[T ]he original charges against Randolph fell apart. [Gregory] Karaskiewicz, the arresting officer, never did sobriety tests and never saw Randolph driving, District Attorney Robert Carney said previously. Randolph ultimately pleaded guilty to misdemeanor aggravated unlicensed operation, not felony drunk driving, which was the original charge.”
  • At a hearing yesterday before county Judge Karen Drago, no charges were made against two of the officers, and the beating charges were dropped against three decorated officers Eric Reyell, 29, Gregory Hafensteiner, 30, and Andrew Karaskiewicz, 38.  However, as the Gazette reports today:

“Reyell, Hafensteiner and Karaskiewicz are accused of failing to complete a ‘use of force’ form regarding the arrest of Randolph. Reyell is also accused of failing to have his vehicle camera on during “events involving Donald Randolph.”

  • Michael McDermott is Hafensteiner’s attorney; Steven P. Coffey represents Karaskiewicz; and Cheryl Coleman represents Reyell.
  • John Milgrim, the attorney general’s office spokesman, explained: “The internal rules that were allegedly violated and that are the subject of the indictment exist to protect citizens as well as the police themselves. The possible penalties reflect the seriousness of the matter. Each officer faces up to a year in jail and loss of his position if convicted [of the misdemeanor charges].” Reyell, Hafensteiner and Karaskiewicz have pleaded not guilty.
  • Half the court gallery was filled with plain-clothed officers and family members. After the hearing, Schenectady PBA President Bob Hamilton said (despite the contrary jail report), “There was no brutality, which, all you had to do is take one look at him. He said five officers beat him several times and he didn’t have a mark on him.” As for the new charges, Hamilton added:

“I’ve never seen anything like this before, and quite frankly, it’s unconscionable. . . . We had three officers charged with a ridiculous crime. There’s never been a precedent in this state before where an officer has been charged with official misconduct for not filling out a departmental form.”

questionDude What’s going on here?  Addressing that question, Rex Smith editor of the Albany Times Union wrote this morning (“Editorial: Indictment targets police corruption,” September 6, 2008):

“You may quickly jump to the conclusion that cops who beat up a guy are getting away with a slap on the wrist. Or maybe you figure this is an unfair intrusion by lawyers who don’t understand the street, where dedicated officers routinely confront jerks who can turn a quiet night into a nightmare.”

PBA President Hamilton and the lawyers for the indicted officers want you to think the latter option is what this case is now all about, and that the indictments are illogical, vindictive and unwarranted, sending a chilling message to all law enforcement officers in Schenectady.

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September 5, 2008

whiny “family man” wants to be Family Court judge — and to copyright the slogan

Filed under: lawyer news or ethics,Schenectady Synecdoche — David Giacalone @ 9:27 am

Lawyer Kurt Mausert wants to be Family Court judge in Saratoga County, New York. Since his campaign website went up on April 1st, containing the standard copyright notice “All contents © 2008” in its footer, the masthead has featured this rather uninspiring slogan:

Although most family men really hate whining kids, and he is a father of four (ages 8 to 26), Mausert is loudly and plaintively complaining that his opponent — incumbent judge Courtenay W. Hall — has “stolen” his Family Man slogan and violated the copyright held on it by the Mausert election Committee. See “Saratoga County Family Court candidates battle over slogan” (Schenectady Daily Gazette, Sept. 5, 2008; update); “Whose line is it, anyway?” (TU Local Politics weblog, Sept. 2, 2008). A few months ago, Mausert also complained that leaders of the Independent Party treated him unfairly by not interviewing Mausert before choosing to endorse Judge Hall. The candidates are fighting for the Independence Party endorsement in a primary election on Tuesday. They will both be on the November ballot, Hall as a Republican and Mausert as a Democrat (See The Saratogian). [You can find a Campaign Update at the end of this post, describing Judge Hall’s victory in the November election and related topics.]

According to Mausert’s campaign manager, attorney RIchard Moran, all of Mausert’s campaign literature has included the Family Man slogan, but when Judge Hall sent out his first flier about a week ago he also claimed to be a “Family Man for Family Court.” Moran told the Gazette:

“Even if we hadn’t taken the care to post our copyright notice, it is simply unfair for one candidate to swipe another’s popular and well used slogan.”

Judge Hall had no comment, but his campaign manager Jeffrey Bagnoli told the Gazette:

“The allegations in that press release are patently untrue. Judge Hall used the slogan ‘A family man for Family Court’ 10 years ago, when he ran for the office for the first time.”

According to the Gazette:

A press release issued by the Mausert campaign about the accusations includes the question, “Is Courtenay Hall a Thief?,” which Bagnoli said is defamatory. Mausert said the question does not defame the judge, though.

“It’s not defamatory, it’s a question,” Mausert said. “I’m asking the question, ‘Do the people think my slogan was stolen?'”

Bagnoli says the charge violates the judicial code of ethics. Mausert responded that the press release merely asks a question and is therefore not defamatory. In the print edition of the Schenectady Gazette, Kurt is quoted saying:

“You have two tall, thin, bald white guys running for the same office. If you met me five weeks ago and then received his literature today with the same message on it, it’s going to be confusing.”

more (3 PM): The Glens Falls Post Star has more coverage with revealing quotations,”Candidate claims opponent stole his slogan” (by Drew Kerr, Sept. 4, 2008):

“The Web site has a copyright on it, but Mausert said he has no intentions of pursuing a legal case against Hall. Instead, he said the incident speaks more to Hall’s character.

” ‘Forget about any man-made law,’ Mausert said this week. ‘This is about integrity. People’s words and phrases are just as much their possession as an automobile.’

“. . . ‘For him to come out a week and a half before the primary with the same thing, it’s bound to cause confusion,” Mausert said. “I have to think this is deliberate.’

Calling Mausert’s allegations ‘over the top’ and ‘smear campaigning’, Hall’s campaign manager Jeffrey Bagnoli, responded that “It’s preposterous to think that because he puts the slogan up on a Web site that he thinks he owns it.” According to the Post Star, “Bagnoli also said Mausert should ‘give a lot more credit to voters in Saratoga County’ who should be able to differentiate the two.”

Meanwhile, over at Court-o-rama, Anne Skove suggests sending the two candidates to mediation, and notes how important it is to see the way judicial candidates handle conflict. She adds, “Usually we bemoan the fact that the public knows too little about the candidates. In this case voters may have learned just enough.”

update (September 14, 2008): Judicial Candidate Kurt Mausert left comments here at f/k/a on September 11th (and often thereafter), as well as at Prof. Randazzo’s Legal Satyricon weblog, and Legal Blog Watch, defending his accusations against Judge Hall. Although tempted to respond point by point, I’ll let the reader decide for himself or herself whether it’s important for a judicial candidate to do legal research before leveling accusations at an opponent claiming a violation of law; whether his charges are persuasive that using the “Family Man” slogan means Judge Hall lacks integrity, and that voters are likely to somehow confuse the two candidates because they are focusing on the (totally pedestrian) slogan, rather than the issues; and whether calling suggesting that your opponent is a thief and Prof. Randazazzo “arrogant” and a “haughty snob” suggests appropriate judicial temperament — or just desperation.

Kurt Mausert appears to have many fine qualities, and is making proposals for improving Family Court with which I, as a former Law Guardian and mediator, agree (e.g., having a website that helps explain how the court works and what to expect as parties; and using mediation to resolve disputes). It’s too bad — especially since his website tells us “Kurt has trained in the martial arts (Kempo) and works out regularly at Global Fitness in Saratoga Springs” — that he has come out swinging with such wimpy accusations. Two points that seem especially worth mentioning before we close:

  • With a few minutes of Googling, Lawyer Mausert or Lawyer Moran could have learned (as I did) that slogans are not protected under copyright law. Thus, the U.S. Copyright Office tells us they “cannot register claims to exclusive rights in brief combinations of words such as: . . . Catchwords, catchphrases, mottoes, slogans, or short advertising expressions.” (Circular 34, rev’d Feb. 2006) A distinctive commercial slogan can sometimes get a trademark (see My Norrby’s treatise, “Trademark Protection of Slogans“), but as the Fair Shot weblog has noted, “unlike the commercial case, in which dilution can be stopped by a lawsuit, there is no recourse for dilution of a political slogan in common currency”. [Note: In comments below, Mr. Mausert asserts a common law (as opposed to federal statutory) trademark violation has taken place based on New York law, and that experts tell him he has a good case under that theory.]
  • “A Family Man for Family Court” is not a “message” and is only “popular” in the sense that it has been used over and over by less-than-ingenious Family Court candidates.

update: (12 PM): Commenting on our post at Legal Satyricon, First Amendment and Copyright Law Professor Marco Randazza says, “At least one of the candidates doesn’t know the difference between copyright and trademark — and certainly knows nothing about either field.” (4 PM): Getting into the election year groove, Carolyn Elefant offers a thorough (but un-snarky) summary of this controversy at Legal Blog Watch this afternoon.

afterwords (3 PM): Always pleased to learn a little etymology, Prof. Yabut thinks its pretty interesting that “The term ‘slogan’, is of Gaelic origin, and descends from the word ‘sluagh-gharim’, war cry.” (The Swedish National Encyclopedia, 1995, via My Norrby)

update: (September 10, 2008): According to Channel 6, Judge Hall beat Kurt Mausert for the Independent Party slot in the November election for Saratoga Family Court. with 149 votes to his challenger’s 126 votes. (WRGB.com, Primary results: Saratoga County) As noted above, Mausert already has the Democratic Party endorsement, and Judge Hall is running as the Republican candidate.

update (September 19, 2008): Click for the decisions in Mausert V. Hall (September 6, 2008) by the group Fair Campaign Practices for the Capital Region, Inc regarding Mausert’s claims against Hall. FCP made “No Finding” on the issue of Hall misappropriating the “copyrighted” slogan, saying “Copyright infringement is a legal claim that is appropriately resolved by the courts.” FCP did note that Hall had failed to identify the name and address of the sponsor for that piece of campaign literature (FCP Principle 5).

Campaign Update (Nov. 5, 2008):  According to the Schenectady Gazette, Republican Family Court Judge Courtenay W. Hall defeated his challenger Democrat Kurt Mausert yesterday — with 58% of the vote — even though Barack Obama received 51% of the votes in the County, where a majority of the electorate are registered as Republicans.  Obama received almost 52,000 votes; Hall got over 48,000; Mausert garnered less than 36,000.  (In addition, Democratic challenger Jeffrey Wait has apparently beat the Republican incumbent Saratoga City Court Judge Matthew Dorsey for the City Court post.)

The headline in the Saratogian newspaper declares this morning that “Hall overcomes accusations for a win” (Nov. 5, 2008).  Reporter Anne Marie French explained (prior to the final vote count being tallied):

“Despite an election season plagued with allegations by his opponent of unfair campaign practices, Courtenay Hall seemed on his way to being elected by county residents to serve a second 10-year term in his current post as Saratoga County Family Court judge. Hall, as he did in his campaign, remained reserved with his comments about the race and his opponent with final figures not being confirmed.

“Hall’s opponent, Democrat Kurt Mausert, a criminal lawyer based in Saratoga Springs, filed five separate complaints on three occasions with the Fair Campaign Practices For the Capital Region Inc., which were related to a variety of issues.

“Mausert suggested Hall had stolen his campaign slogan prior to the September primary, failed to identify the sponsor of campaign literature, refused to debate after repeated requests, and improperly pressured attorneys to participate in his campaign. The FCP issued no findings or findings of no unfair campaign practices in all of the complaints.”

  • Here are links to the relevant Fair Campaign Practices decisions: 2008-1 Mausert v. Hall2008-5 Mausert v. Hall2008-12 Mausert v. Hall.  The FCP noted that Mausert had not suggested debate procedures that would ensure the moderator was impartial or that the moderator would be able to approve questions for their appropriateness under the Judicial Code of Ethics.

one mosquito
whining all day…
my pillow

mosquitoes whine–
even the rustling bamboo
is slandered

the whining mosquito
also thinks I’m old…
edge of my ear

… by Kobayashi Issa, translated by David G. Lanoue

p.s. Having started this mosquito theme, and having written no new poetry this week, dagosan wants to share this photo taken at the end of our block (Washington Ave. in the Schenectady Stockade) a couple weeks ago, and a poem it inspired.

swat swat
swat swat swat
calamine sunset

.. by David Giacalone – The Stockade Spy (Sept. 2008)

August 29, 2008

hydrant lowdown

Filed under: Haiku or Senryu,Schenectady Synecdoche — David Giacalone @ 2:06 pm

Our team of cracked reporters has gone to the far corner of our block to solve the riddle posed seven days ago, with photos and discussion, in the post “my hydrant obsession” (Aug. 22, 2008):  Has this fire hydrant outside Arthur’s Market always been smack in the middle of the sidewalk at this busy corner in the Schenectady Stockade?

The surprising answer (according to the people who should know) is: YES, INDEED, IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN RIGHT THERE.

Although “always been at that spot” was one of the options we posited last week, we were definitely leaning toward the alternative scenario — that the hydrant had to be moved away from the curb in order to install that cut-in ramp.  It seemed nearly impossible, having walked by often for two decades, that the hydrant could suddenly seem so out of place if it had not been moved.  Because it looked misplaced and in the way in a Very Schenectady sort of way, we believed it had in fact been moved.   We thought so, even though Artur and Joyce Wachala, who own the adjacent Arthur’s Public Market (at the SW corner of N. Ferry St. and Front St.) both told me it had always been there.

Here is the evidence that brought me to the Always-Been-Right-There conclusion:

  • This photo taken in 1962, which I found on Monday at the Schenectady County Historical Society’s Library, seemed to suggest that the hydrant had never been particularly close to either the curb or the telephone pole.
  • Deputy Chief Kurt Gerfin of the Schenectady Fire Department left me a phone message on Tuesday, responding to my call, saying he doubted it had been moved, because Schenectady hydrants are always placed directly over the water main and it is unlikely the main was moved when the sidewalk and curb were replaced.
  • Fire Captain Vincent Krawiecki echoed Chief Gerfin’s statement the next day, when we chatted about the hydrant’s location, and then referred me to the City of Schenectady’s Water Department, saying they would know if it had been moved.
  • Although the last week in August is prime vacation time for public servants, I was lucky enough to find Steven Caruso of the Water Department’s engineering unit in and amiable yesterday (Aug. 28). Mr. Caruso informed me that he had been on site when the sidewalk was poured and the hydrant was not moved during that project — in other words, it is in the same spot where it’s always been.  Steven was even nice enough to agree with me that the hydrant’s location is unusually far from the curb and in the way of foot traffic.  He/we could not, however, explain my — or my neighbors’ — failure to notice the odd location before the new sidewalk was installed.

As amazing as it may seem, I’ve been walking past that fireplug for twenty years without either stumbling over it or commenting on its unorthodox location.  It took the installation of a new sidewalk, and removal of the mailbox that had been nearby it and that telephone pole, to make that red hydrant stick out like a red herring and catch our attention. Just a tiny change in context or perspective can make a big difference in perception.  A lesson to keep in mind as my aging memory bank continues to deteriorate.  Another lesson (to which Arthur surely agrees): Joyce Wachala is always right.  For now, I’m trading in my reporter’s pad for a padded futon.

p.s. For the Still Incredulous: There is one more stone to turn over to get to the bottom of the hydrant moving issue.  A&K Slip Forming, Inc., of Cobleskill, NY, did the actual sidewalk and curb installation.  If that hydrant was in fact moved into the middle of the sidewalk — inadvertantly or intentionally — they know for sure.  If you get an answer from the folks at A&K, please let us know.

All this talk of hydrants, poor vision and bumping into things, sent me to the magic search box at David Lanoue’s The Haiku of Kobayashi Issa website (where you will find 9000 poems written by the Japanese haiku master and translated by Prof. Lanoue).  Here are a few of the many gems I found:

standing dead center
in the downpour…
a blind man

tripping over the dog
again…
night of winter rain

the cats are courting
bumping
heads

crossing a bridge
behind a blind man…
frog

blindly following
the setting sun…
a frog

smack in the middle
of the Old Quarter…
fireflies

barley husking–
in the middle of a highway
a tea kettle

watered by
the village dog…
chrysanthemum

………… by Kobayashi Issa, translated by David G. Lanoue

afterwords (Sept. 1, 2008, Labor Day): If only Lawrence the Indian wasn’t so taciturn, he could sure help clear up our Hydrant Mystery. I discovered today that even Wall-e has been having hydrant troubles:

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August 22, 2008

my hydrant obsession (updated)

Filed under: Haiku or Senryu,Schenectady Synecdoche — David Giacalone @ 3:47 pm

A leisurely sunset walk around my Stockade neighborhood two days ago left me in one of my really-gotta-know moods. To wit: Who moved that fire hydrant? It happened right alongside Arthur’s Public Market, at the SW corner of N. Ferry St. and Front St. — the intersection where you’ll find the small traffic circle monument to Lawrence the Indian. Strolling up toward Lawrence, on the Front St. side of Arthur’s, I ran across — well, almost walked into — this fire hydrant:

There’s been a fire hydrant at that corner for as long as I’ve lived in the Stockade, along with a mail box and a telephone pole — but I just don’t remember that fireplug being almost dead center in the walkway at that busy Stockade corner (which is at the crossroads of neighborhood life). A sidewalk improvement project — which needlessly took down all of the mature shade trees on both sides of the N. Ferry St. block — recently replaced very old, cracked, uneven slabs on both sides of the Market with new ones, including a new curb, with a wheelchair-friendly curb-cut (causing the mail box to be moved).

Joyce and Artur Wachala, the proprietors of Arthur’s, each told me that the hydrant has always been where it is now. On the other hand, a Schenectady Police office on bicycle patrol through the neighborhood, says he thinks the hydrant must have been moved to make room for the cut-in. I’m left wanting to know whether our fair city has chosen a rather strange new placement for the hydrant, or whether it is in fact exactly where it always was, but I’ve simply got a different perspective after the installation of the new sidewalk.

red hydrant My urgent need to know has left me searching for a photographic record of what the corner looked like prior to the new sidewalk and curb arrangement. So far, all I can find are pictures like these, which give no clue of the hydrant’s pre-improvement location:

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This very recent photo, found at the Arthur’s Public Market website, is similarly (and frustratingly) unhelpful:

from the Market\'s website

Now, some observers (of my obsession) have suggested that the hydrant was most likely always there in that spot, and I probably just stayed on the old sidewalk and never paid attention to it — perhaps because the mailbox dominated the little tableau next to the unmoved telephone pole. My never having acquired a bruised shin from bumping into the hydrant over the past two decades suggests otherwise.

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However, this photo taken by me yesterday, at the same time as the first photo above, does show how perspectives can be easily altered:

Of course, I’m making too much of this (that’s why I call it an obsession). This could be merely a procrastination ploy preventing the completion of a serious piece on parody and academic freedom. Whatever it is, it’s driving me nuts. I’ll do some more snooping to try to figure out Who Moved That Hydrant? — or, whether it was moved at all. If you have any useful information, please let me know. Come back to this post for updates, as I learn more.

red hydrant update (Aug. 25, 2008): Thanks to the Schenectady County Historical Society, especially Librarian Katherine Chansky and the staff at its Grems-Doolittle Library, I’ve located two views of the Arthur’s Market Hydrant, taken in 1962:

– photos taken 1962, Courtesy of the Schenectady County Historical Society –

The angles don’t allow me to make a definitive judgment about whether the hydrant has been moved (and my camera was malfunctioning today and wouldn’t let me take current pictures from comparable angles). Nonetheless, I must admit that the hydrant was located farther from the telephone pole and the curb in the 1962 photographs than I had expected. Here’s a side-by-side of the 2008 photo above, and the more revealing 1962 picture:

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I’m going to keep looking (and soliciting) more recent photos that would help settle the Great 2008 Hydrant Placement Question.

afterwords: See our conclusion in the post “hydrant lowdown” (Aug. 29, 2008)

As long as I have hydrants on my mind, I might as well post one of my favorite personal haiga:

. . . HydrantSnowHaiga . .

Here’s another fireplug haiku, from my past:

drift-covered hydrant –
the dog puts a halo
on my snow angel

…………………….. by dagosan

And, a reminder of why we have a sidewalk improvement program in the Stockade:

historic district –
an old sidewalk trips
the blossom gazer

. . . dagosan

Meanwhile, that sunset walk ended along the Mohawk River, at the end of my block on Washington, Avenue, where I saw this scene — which made me momentarily forget all about fire hydrants:

Washington Ave. Dead End - Stockade, Schenectady

it’s pink! it’s purple!
sunset inspires
more bickering

.. by David Giacalone – Frogpond Vol. XXVIII, #2 (2005) – click to see a subsequent haiga incorporating this poem

August 18, 2008

what do “free choice” and “bipartisan” mean?

Filed under: Schenectady Synecdoche,viewpoint — David Giacalone @ 4:52 pm

It’s not designated HR 1984, but the so-called Employee Free Choice Act (HR 800, S. 1041, 110th Congress) sure does have an aura of Orwellian rhetoric about it.

In his “The View from Here” column for the Schenectady Sunday Gazette, yesterday, Word Watcher and Hypocrisy Hound Carl Strock says he likes the name given to HR 800, because it “is almost exactly the opposite of the true purpose of the bill.” (“Employee fee choice? Not exactly,” Aug. 17, 2008). Although his columns are not available at the Gazette‘s free website, Carl often summarizes them at his Strock Freestyle weblog, and he did just that in a posting called “Employee Free Choice?.” In the post, Carl asks:

. . StrockCarl . . If you’re a labor union and you lose 40 percent of the elections in which workers vote whether or not to have you represent them. And further, if you find it relatively easy to get unorganized workers to sign cards saying they want you to represent them, especially when you stand right over them and watch them sign what do you do?

He replies: “The answer is obvious: You promote a federal law to forbid elections and to accept signed cards instead.” Then, Carl wonders “And what do you name the proposed law?”:

That’s easy too. You don’t name it the “Election Suppression Act,” or, the “Strong-Arm Sign-Up Act.” You name it the “Employee Free Choice Act,” as any student of George Orwell could tell you.”

The bill has passed in the House, but seems stalled now in the Senate. When you see that all sorts of Democratic good-guys, including Barack Obama, are supporting EFCA, you might think that Carl Strock has surely gotten it wrong. However, here’s how Thomas at The Library of Congress summarizes HR 800:

“Amends the National Labor Relations Act to require the National Labor Relations Board to certify a bargaining representative without directing an election if a majority of the bargaining unit employees have authorized designation of the representative (card-check) and there is no other individual or labor organization currently certified or recognized as the exclusive representative of any of the employees in the unit.”

. . . The AFL/CIO is the primary proponent — and probably named — EFCA, and it argues that The Employee Free Choice Act would “level the playing field for workers and employers and help rebuild America’s middle class.” Indeed, the Labor Council says:

“It would restore workers’ freedom to choose a union by:

* Establishing stronger penalties for violation of employee rights when workers seek to form a union and during first-contract negotiations.
* Providing mediation and arbitration for first-contract disputes.
* Allowing employees to form unions by signing cards authorizing union representation.”

To be honest, the first two provisions above do seem like fairly benign ways to achieve the goal of giving workers Freedom to Choose. But, Carl Strock is absolutely correct when he says in his column that “you don’t need a Ph.D. in psychology to see what the result will be,” when you permit “signing a card handed to you by a possibly pushy or intimidating organizer” to count just as much as a secret ballot. As an example, Strock tells of a local experience back in 2001, when a union seeking to organize the warehouse workers at the regional Price Chopper grocery chain:

“readily got the approximately 225 signatures required to force an election, but by secret ballot only some 130 workers voted in favor of unionizing.”

What the unions don’t tell you, according to Strock, is that they already win about 60 percent of their organizing elections. Taking away the secret ballot in the hot-house atmosphere of an organizing campaign seems like a very un-American way to ensure Free Choice, although it surely will increase the win-loss stats of Big Labor. Indeed, when asked if he would “be outraged” if the situation were reversed and employers could defeat a union organizing drive by getting workers to sign no-union cards, Frank Natalie (President of Schenectady’s AFL-CIO affiliate), admitted, “Yes, I would.”

dem donkey gray . . . .. bipartisan? . . . rep elephant gray

It’s no secret that Big Labor is an important part of the base of the Democratic Party. But, the AFL-CIO boasts that EFCA is “supported by a bipartisan coalition in Congress.” Being a curious guy, I clicked through to see their lists of the bill’s co-sponsors. There are over 200 co-sponsors in the House, but going down the alphabetical list, I didn’t hit a Republican name until I got to #72. Fossella, Vito (R-NY-13), and the handful of additional GOP sponsors were clustered in a few Blue states with strong unions. On the list of 47 Senate co-sponsors, there were no Republicans, with the only non-Democratic sponsors being the two “Independents,” Joe Lieberman and Bernie Sanders.

The abuse of the word “bipartisan” had long been a pet peeve of mine. For me — and for Merriam-Webster, and Wordsmyth, and OneLook Dictionary — the adjective “bipartisan” means

  • supported by both sides, and
  • more specifically, “composed of, representing, or supported by two parties or factions, esp. two political parties.”

Sure, as the American Heritage Dictionary states, bipartisan means “supported by members of two parties,” but a true “bipartisan solution” requires actual support by both major parties, not overwhelming support by one, with a couple of the other party’s outliers somehow persuaded to go along.

Clearly, the Employee Free Choice Act is not bipartisan in any meaningful (honest) sense of the word. It is a creature of the Democratic Party, doing obeisance to Big Labor in an election season. Unless somehow persuaded that Strock’s analysis and my own are wrong, it is exactly the kind of wrong-headed issue that I would love to see Barack Obama oppose as a matter of principle — perhaps while supporting the bill’s other provisions. Of course, neither Carl nor I just dropped out of the clouds yesterday, so we’re not holding our breath. Nor, I bet, is George Orwell.

my chrysanthemum
faces the direction
she chooses

a hard choice–
round charcoal, nuggets
or white

… by Kobayashi Issa, translated by David G. Lanoue

 

 

 

August 11, 2008

Schenectady’s 9 Front St. stars on History Detectives tonight

Filed under: Schenectady Synecdoche — David Giacalone @ 12:59 pm

afterwords (10 P.M. update, Aug. 11): Episode 7 of Season 6 of History Detectives just ended. The tale was told with interesting background details about Schenectady’s past, and the tension preserved until the end. Here, from the transcript, are Elyse Luray’s conclusions in the Front St. Blockhouse story:

Elyse: I tell Sharon and Dan that the wood dating, the stone, and the dimensions of the house were all signs that their home had been an early fortification. But without the letter from the British Governor of New York, I would never have solved our riddle. Why did maps of the period show the blockhouse to be in a different location –six hundred feet from their home? It says that Governor Cornbury ordered the stockade along Washington to be moved closer to the river. So that explains it, the blockhouse on the 1756 map, was a new blockhouse. Dan and Sharon’s home on Front Street was most likely built in the early 1700’s following the massacre. But when the town grew and the stockade was expanded and moved closer to the river, that blockhouse was abandoned for other uses. So I’m happy to tell you that in my opinion, you really do have a blockhouse.

Sharon [Cole, co-owver]: I’m thrilled it’s a blockhouse. I am in shock. You know what makes it extra special at this point now is that, when you think about it, without 9 Front Street, the other houses probably wouldn’t even be here.

Stockadians — residents of the Stockade Historic District in Schenectady, New York — tend to think our tiny, lovely neighborhood of old buildings and narrow streets along the Mohawk River is pretty special. Tonight at 9 PM, people across the nation will learn about one rather unique structure in the Stockade, when 9 Front Street is featured in a segment of the PBS History Detectives Show. Here in the NY Capital Region, we’ll be watching on WMHT-17 (see its schedule to find encore presentations).

Here’s what the History Detectives website says about its Schenectady Blockhouse Story.

FRONT STREET BLOCKHOUSE . .

AIRED: Season 6, Episode 7
THE DETECTIVE: Elyse Luray
THE PLACE: Upstate New York

THE CASE:

When a young couple in Schenectady, New York purchased their dream house in the town’s historic district, they believed their home was built for a middle class family in the late 19th century, like all other homes in their neighborhood.

But four mysterious stone walls visible in the attic have led them to believe otherwise. Did this house once guard against enemy attacks during the tense years of the French and Indian Wars – nearly 300 years ago?

History Detectives determines whether this unassuming structure may have helped ensure the survival of the town of Schenectady, a 17th- and 18th-century vanguard Dutch outpost, as it fought France and her Indian allies for control of the lucrative fur trade.

Click here a brief preview clip for this Episode. See our prior post from March, “History Detectives down the block” for more details and photos.

Because the f/k/a Gang lives half a block away and walks past 9 Front Street daily, and one of our favorite Stockade-stroll companions resides therein, you can bet we’ve got the show on our refrigerator’s To Do List for 9 PM tonight (and a timer set to remind us). Check back here tomorrow for an update on the findings of Elyse Luray and the HD crew.

For more about our Stockade neighborhood, see this prior post on pink flamingoes, and this one on cherry blossoms.

sunset stroll
my gaze returns
to her flower box

… by dagosan

July 27, 2008

listening to our post-oil prophet James Howard Kunstler

Filed under: Haiku or Senryu,q.s. quickies,Schenectady Synecdoche — David Giacalone @ 11:34 am

.. microphoneF . . If you’re interested in insightful and lively commentary on the history and future of suburbia and urban development in America, and the likely effects on our way of life of $4/gal. gasoline, head over to James Howard Kunstler‘s new website, The KunstlerCast — “a weekly audio program about the tragic comedy of suburban sprawl.” The site has offered weekly podcasts since Feb. 18, 2008 (with the inaugural podcast titled “Drugstores”). At KunstlerCast, Jim suggests that newcomers get acclimated with installments #8 (“The Glossary of Nowhere”), #6 (“Children of the Burbs”), and #10 (“Zoning”). Don’t fear that he might be too enmeshed in prophetic gloom-and-doom. As the Albany Times Union noted last March:

“When all hell breaks loose after the oil runs out and the military-industrial complex grinds to a halt, Kunstler will be the one rosining up the bow, cracking jokes, grinning broadly and intoning his signature phrase: ‘It’s all good!”’

For fellow podriahs, who still prefer to use eyeballs rather than ears when acquiring information or scanning web content, you’ll also find KunstlerCast Transcripts (currently with about a month delay). See, e.g., the transcript to the installment “Glossary of Nowhere.”

half a tank —
Old Glory in tatters
above the gas pump

… by dagosan (Oct. 13, 2005; hat tip to elizabeth macfarland)

From his nonfiction landmark “The Geography of Nowhere: The Rise and Decline of America’s Man-Made Landscape” in 1993, through “The Long Emergency: Surviving the End of Oil, Climate Change, and Other Converging Catastrophes of the Twenty-First Century” (2006), to his latest novel, “World Made by Hand” (2008), author (and painter) Jim Kunstler has been explaining what’s wrong with America’s sprawling suburbs and depdence on fossil-fuels, and suggesting solutions.

Kunstler was surely right when he warned in 1993, in The Geography of Nowhere, that:

“The newspaper headlines may shout about global warming, extinctions of living species, the devastations of rain forests, and other world-wide catastrophes, but Americans evince a striking complacency when it comes to their everyday environment and the growing calamity that it represents.”

But, he was also correct when he said:

“I believe a lot of people share my feelings about the tragic landscape of highway strips, parking lots, housing tracts, mega-malls, junked cities, and ravaged countryside that makes up the everyday environment where most Americans live and work.”

Jim Kunstler lives in Saratoga Springs, here in the New York Capital Region. The Schenectady Sunday Gazette ran an interview with him today, that will give you a good feel for Kunstler’s notions about what will and won’t work in America as we face dwindling supplies of fossil fuels and very expensive oil. “James Kunstler insists suburbs are done for” (July 27, 2008) Here’s a good sample Q&A:

Q: Where do you see things going in terms of the housing market? Will America abandon the suburbs in favor of the cities?

A: A lot of people (Realtors, builders, bankers) are waiting for the “bottom” of the housing crash, with the idea that we’ll re-enter an up-cycle. I see it differently. There won’t be a resumption of “growth” as we’ve known it, certainly not in suburban residential and commercial real estate. The suburban project is over. We’re done with that. (I know people find this unbelievable.) The existing stuff will represent a huge liability for us for decades to come as it loses value and utility and falls apart.

However, I also believe our big cities will contract. They are simply not scaled to the energy realities of the future. The successful places, in my opinion, will be the smaller cities and towns that 1.) have walkable neighborhoods, 2.) have proximity to water for power, transport and drinking, and 3.) have a meaningful relationship with a productive agricultural hinterland. Some places you can forget about completely: Phoenix . . . Las Vegas . . . they’re toast.

That’s about enough from me this sunny Sunday in Schenectady. I’m going to get out and enjoy my lovely, walkable neighborhood along the Mohawk, or maybe take a short drive to our agricultural hinterland.

early morning cool
men in hard hats gather
on the last patch of grass

……. by Randy Brooks – the loose thread: rma 2001; Modern Haiku XXXII:1

long wait alone
in the parking lot. . .
a dog in the next car

….. by Tom Clausen – being there (Swamp Press, 2005)

traffic jam
my small son asks
who made God

… by peggy willis lyles – To Hear the Rain (2002)

on the bridge
hundreds died to defend
end-to-end graffiti

…… by George Swede – Acorn #17 (2006)

corporate parking lot
another starling
settles on the power line

….. by Yu Chang – Upstate Dim Sum (2005/I)

p.s. Just as Jim Kunstler is a prophet ahead of his time, master-debater Scott Greenfield at Simple Justice is the premature host of Blawg Review #170, which he posted this morning rather than waiting ’til Monday. As the only colleague who encouraged him not to weigh down his turn as host of Blawg Review with an clumsy, annoying theme, I take some solace in reporting that Scott used such a light hand presenting his compilation of the best lawyer-blog posting of the past week (purportedly tied together by the 14th Amendment) that it seemed both seamless and themeless. As usual, you’ll find Scott’s mischievous brand of humor throughout his post, plus pointers to a lot of good blawgging (and purloined photo of the Giacalone Boys from 1971).

June 9, 2008

the sad sky-diving suicide of a young schenectady man

Filed under: Haiku or Senryu,Schenectady Synecdoche — David Giacalone @ 6:13 pm

Sloan Carafello, a 29-year-old resident of Schenectady, died Saturday afternoon, June 7, 2008. May he rest in peace, after ending what must have been a very troubled life, by jumping out of a sky-diving plane without a parachute.

See “Man dies after leap from plane: Schenectady man hits house in jump without parachute” (Albany Times Union, June 8, 2008); “Police say jumper’s death suicide” (Albany Times Union, June 9, 2008); “Man leaps from plane, dies: City man didn’t wear parachute” (Schenectady Sunday Gazette, June 8, 2008); “Plane jumper called ‘quiet’ resident of Y” (Schenectady Daily Gazette, June 9, 2008); “Man jumps from plane with no parachute, dies” (Associated Press, June 8, 2008); “Jumper’s death ruled a suicide” (CapitalNews9, June 9, 2008).

Here’s a news video clip with a good summary, including an interview with Bob Rawlins, the owner/pilot of the plane and the Duanesburg Skydiving Club, from WNYT.com, Channel 13 in Albany, NY. “Skydiver jumps to his death,” June 8, 2008. [Frankly, I don’t much like the look on the anchor woman’s face at the end of this national FoxNews video of the event, called Bizarre Death. ]

update (June 10, 2008): “Probe of fatal leap from plane finds pilot issue: FAA says sky-diving club owner lacked required commercial license for carrying paid passengers ” (Albany Times Union, June 10, 2008) Bob Rawlins has a private pilot’s license and an FAA-approved license to pack parachutes, but not the commercial license needed to have paying passengers. The Federal Aviation Administration says it is unlikely that Rawlins’ lack of proper credentials contributed to the tragedy.

The basic facts of Sloan Carafello’s death:

  • Carafello had called a number of time and asked to be allowed to ride on the plan as an observer, saying he wanted to take photos for a school project. On Saturday, he rode his bicycle to the Duanesburg Airport, about a dozen miles from his home, a room at the Schenectady YMCA.
  • After the three skydivers jumped (a student, a videographer and the instructor), witnesses said Carafello followed with no diving gear, and the pilot was not able to grab him to stop him.
  • The videographer filmed as Carafello fell and Carafello took pictures of himself while falling through the air, according to the pilot. Police have the video.
  • He fell 10,000 feet onto a house near the Duanesburg Airport, and died of massive trauma. State Police have ruled the death a suicide.
  • Carafello’s co-workers, in the seafood department at the Eastern Parkway Price Chopper in Schenectady, told the Times Union that he asked them frequently in recent months, “If you had to die, would you rather jump off a building or jump out of a plane without a parachute?”

(Sch’dy Daily Gazette, photo by Bruce Squiers) This is the tar-covered damaged roof, where Sloan Carafello landed and met his death. The home is located on Duanesburg Road in the town of Dunanesburg, a mostly-rural town a few miles from Schenectady and about a dozen miles west of Albany.

Beyond the note of sadness that I would normally feel about a news item like this, I’m particularly touched by Sloan’s story, because I’ve learned that he lived in a single-occupancy room at our downtown YMCA, just a block and a half from my home. He was one the 182 men who stay on the fourth floor of the YMCA at 13 State St.

Unfortunately, many of my neighbors, and their Stockade Neighborhood Association, very much resent having the Y program located at the edge of our residential historic district (although no one ever points to actual crimes or disturbances caused by these down-on-their-luck men, who are trying to get their lives back together). The Association is very upset that the Y might not remove the program when it moves its gym and pool to a new, distant building.

I hope the struggling young man did not feel that hostility, as he rode his bike or strolled through the neighborhood, with his ever-present backpack and blue parka. It sounds like he bothered no one while living his solitary life.

According to today’s Gazette:

  • YMCA Residence Director Louis Magliocca, described Carafello as “Real quiet. . . . His name never came across my desk as an issue there.” And, Carafello never missed a rent payment since his arrival at the YMCA. Carafello, unlike many of the residents, did not come to the YMCA because of a substance abuse problem.
  • The Y staff reported no issues involving Carafello on Friday or Saturday. Magliocca said state police told him they searched Carafello’s room and did not find a suicide note.
  • According to Sloan’s former landlord, who also runs the boxing gym where he frequently worked out, he was a loner and did not have any friends. Although he may have family in the Troy area, none have been mentioned in any news report so far. update (June 10, 2008): Today’s Albany Times Union reports: “Ryan Carafello, Carafello’s twin, on Monday said the family does not blame Rawlins in any way for his brother’s death. He said his brother was an ‘independent individual’ and that no one else could be held accountable for his suicide.” Ryan also said his family had always loved Carafello and opened their arms to him, but his brother chose to be a loner.

In today’s Times Union, we are told that “Sloan Carafello didn’t talk much. Not when he was at work stocking fish at Price Chopper, and not as a passenger in the sky-diving plane from which he leaped to his death in what State Police are calling an apparent suicide.” The story adds:

“The people who had contact with Carafello in his final moments were still shocked by his death on Sunday. They struggled to understand the silent guy whose life ended when he hit the roof of a house on Duanesburg Road. . . .

” . . . He boxed at a gym nearby and worked out frequently, said James Commarto, the gym’s owner and Carafello’s landlord in Schenectady before he moved to the YMCA. Commarto said Carafello never had parties and kept an immaculate apartment. . .

“Commarto said Carafello previously told him he hadn’t talked to his family in years.”

window I have no answers and nothing profound to add. I wish Sloan had not decided to kill himself. If he was determined to do so, I wish he had done it in a way that did not traumatize so many others. But, most of all, as I said at the head of this posting, I hope Sloan Carafello will rest in peace. May we improve our ability and our willingness to help other troubled souls like Sloan Carafello.

update (June 10, 1 PM): An obituary in today’s Albany Times Union tells a story of a young man with many interests (e.g., hiking, travel, photography, oil painting, Bob Marley music, reading biographies) and many loving family members. He was born in 1979, in Catskill, NY; was the son of Jerry E. and Orlinda Reid Carafallo; and had three siblings, including a twin brother, Ryan. Funeral and burial information are included in the obituary.

Personal note: As a twin myself, my heart goes out to Ryan, as I try to imagine what the loss of my brother in any manner — but especially in this manner — would feel like.

afterwords (June 145, 2008):  “Long Story Short” (Life Obscure, June 13, 2008) is a particularly thoughtful weblog posting about Sloan by a young woman called Waven.

summer’s end—
riding a borrowed bicycle
past the graveyard

……………….. by paul m. – from finding the way

staring
back up the open eyes
of the suicide

….. by George Swede – Taboo Haiku (2006) – TabooHaikuCover

autumn evening –
yellow leaves cover
the plot reserved for me

An obituary
circled in the newspaper–
pale winter moon

My small family gone–
ants crawl on their graves
in the pale autumn sun

window neg …… by Rebecca Lilly
“cold autumn dusk” – Shadwell Hills (Birch Press, 2002)
“autumn evening” – A New Resonance 2; Modern Haiku XXX:2

news of his death
the cigarette smoke rises
straight up

……… by DeVar Dahl – New Resonance 3 gullsFN

June 2, 2008

the evolution of baby strollers

Filed under: Haiku or Senryu,q.s. quickies,Schenectady Synecdoche — David Giacalone @ 10:16 am

Do you remember when you could easily see a baby in its stroller — and could tell whether a baby was actually in a stroller without getting a search warrant? [The little cutie on the far right below is my big sister Linda, in 1949. I don’t know the two other kids.]

. . . . . . . . . . .

A news story with a happy ending over the weekend out of nearby Abany, NY, reminded me of those days and of my occasional bemusement as baby strollers have been super-sized over the past few decades — turning into vehicles that their owners could only transport with vans or min-wagons, or buses. See “Teen saves baby who fell under bus” (Schenectady Daily Gazette, May 31, 2008); and “Teen: ‘I don’t feel like a hero’: Boy who grabbed baby from beneath bus receives thanks” (Albany Times Union, June 1, 2008); plus a video from CBS-6-Albany). As the TU reported yesterday:

“Amanda Hoffman of Bertha Street was trying to get Anthony, her 5-day-old baby, and a stroller on the bus by pulling the stroller up the stairs of the bus.

“Unknown to her, the baby fell out of the stroller, hit the blacktop and rolled underneath the bus tire, police spokesman Detective James Miller said.”

Luckily, fourteen-year old Tyler Purvis-Mitchell, “saw the baby underneath the bus in front of a wheel. He quickly grabbed the baby as the bus was about to take off.” The infant received only a cut on his forehead and some scrapes, and was released from Albany Medical Center Hospital later that afternoon.

. . . . . . . .

How did this happen? According to the Times Union:

“During an interview at her home Saturday evening, Hoffman said she knew something had dropped out of the stroller, but thought maybe it was a bottle. A strap on a car seat inside the stroller may have been loose or not snapped, she said. She said the teen acted quickly to save Anthony, a dark-haired, 7-pound baby born just May 25.”

Well, I have nothing particularly deep to add to the reactions you are probably having to this tale. One more example of bigger not necessarily being better — and of the importance of an ounce of prevention. Best wishes to Anthony Hoffman for a long and interesting life. And, thanks to Tyler Purvis-Mitchell for his quick thinking and action.

update (June 17, 2008): Tyler Purvis-Mitchell was honored today in a ceremony at our NYS Assembly in Albany. See “Teen hero honored by state Assembly” (CBS6Albany.com/WRGB, June 17, 2008), which notes that “A resolution was presented on the floor of the State Assembly this morning to celebrate Purvis-Mitchell’s heroism.”  And concludes, “Tyler humbly said he did not expect to be a hero, nor did he ever imagine he would be recognized for saving a life.”

sleepless . . .
the baby’s age
in days

children’s ICU–
a tissue box beside
the pay phone

I smile at her
smiling at the baby
smiling

… by John Stevenson from Some of the Silence (Red Moon Press,1999)

May 24, 2008

synecdoche & schenectady (and serendipity)

Filed under: Schenectady Synecdoche — David Giacalone @ 3:36 pm

A headline in the print edition of this morning’s Schenectady Daily Gazette got me thinking about the words “synecdoche” and “Schenectady” (and, eventually, serendipity). The Gazette headline was “Kaufman’s debut as director plays off name of Schenectady: ‘Synecdoche, N.Y.’ screened at Cannes Film Festival” (May 24, 2008). The Associated Press article by David Germain is running under various headlines across the nation and world, typically “`Malkovich’ writer Kaufman makes directing debut” (May 23 & 24, 2008). The online version of our other local newspaper, the Albany Times Union, today captioned the AP story ‘Synecdoche’ has some local ties.”

Synecdoche, New York” Cast at Cannes [Lionel Cironneau /AP] From left, British actress Samantha Morton, American actors Michelle Williams, Philip Seymour Hoffman and Catherine Keener. For more on the movie, see the May 23rd Cannes Festival Clip of the Day, which features the film; and its Cannes Festival details/synopsis page.

The Cannes Synopsis: says the main character Caden Cotard (who directs plays) is worried about the transience of life, and directs his cast “in a celebration of the mundane.” Thoughts of transience and the importance of everyday occurrences and objects are also celebrated in haiku, of course, but the movie probably has no particular attraction otherwise for haiku lovers such as myself, beyond our natural intellectual curiosity. On the other hand, reviewer Wendy Ide, in The Independent, notes that “At times it feels more like a suicide note than a movie.” So, maybe it will appeal to the haiku crowd that likes “Japanese Death Poems.” (examples at Salon.com)

For now, not having seen the movie, I’m going to stick to the words synecdoche and Schenectady, etc.

The City of Schenectady, NY, plays a part in the movie, because the main character lives in Schenectady as the movie opens (see the Cannes Synopsis; and see reviews at the Cinematical weblog, and Times Online and The Independent). It is possible that the character’s bleak life and struggle to find meaning also mirrors the fortunes of the struggling City of Schenectady, which was the once-thriving home of GE. Of course, Schenectady may also play a part merely because Kaufman was looking for a title that plays off his synecdoche theme.

The word synecdoche means “substituting a more inclusive term for a less inclusive one or vice versa.” As the American Heritage Dictionary explains, giving examples:

synecdoche: n. A figure of speech in which a part is used for the whole (as hand for sailor), the whole for a part (as the law for police officer), the specific for the general (as cutthroat for assassin), the general for the specific (as thief for pickpocket), or the material for the thing made from it (as steel for sword). [read its etymology here;]

It would be great if lots of people get to know the synecdoche concept, thanks to this movie — particularly, if it gets them to think about why we choose to use a particular word in a particular situation, instead of a more precise word or phrase. So far, that does not seem to be what is happening. The emphasis has been on the much more superficial issue of how to pronounce the word. This being a holiday weekend, I’m going to stick with superficiality.

According to the AP, the director and cast were flooded with questions at Cannes about the film’s themes and its title — especially how to pronounce it. Director-screenwriter Charlie Kaufman said that with Synecdoche, NY, “People will learn to pronounce another word, and that’s always good, right?” Judging from the reaction in the media and in cyberspace, that outcome might not be as easy as Kaufman thinks. For example:

  • At the Canadian media giant Macleans, Brian D Johnson’s piece is titled “Can you pronounce ‘Synecdoche’?” — but he never offers an opinion on how to say the word.
  • Meanwhile, in her film review “Synedoche, New York” at The Independent, Wendy Ide says “Synecdoche, New York is a defiantly uncommercial movie – it’s infuriatingly enigmatic, philosophical and nobody knows how to pronounce the title.”
  • Seeing the problem, at snarckerati, Kirsten Anderson wrote “Say What? Synecdoche” (May 23, 2008), and has a lengthy piece on the meaning and pronunciation of synecdoche.

The Playlist went even further to prove the difficulty in saying the word synecdoche. In “Cannes: You’re Not The Only One Who Has No Clue How To Pronounce The Title Of Charlie Kaufman’s New Movie” (May 21, 2008), the weblog’s Rodrigo Perez laments:

It’s called “Synecdoche New York,” but no one, including everyone at the current Cannes Film Festival knows how to pronounce it (see video below). It sounds silly, but you know if they keep that title it will be a hurdle for audiences . . . “

After looking closely at the title and its connection to Schenectady, The Playlist concludes: “Intellectually playful to be sure, but not exactly all-inclusive cinema. We hate to be the first to heavily imply, ‘hey, Kaufman, change the film title,” but just sayin’… I mean, we are in a recession, right? Buyers are nervous.” To prove the point, Playlist says:

Watch the YouTube clip: No One Knows How To Pronounce The Title Of Charlie Kaufman’s New Movie

Does Charlie Kaufman help us to pronounce his title? Kaufman told the press at the 61st annual Cannes film festival that:

“The key is also that it sounds like Schenectady, which is the city that it’s a play on. So if you know how to pronounce Schenectady, then you just take out the `kuh.”

Now, I’m no expert in the pronunciation of “synecdoche,” but I do know how to pronounce Schenectady, where I have lived for 20 years. One thing I know for sure: Taking the “kuh” out of Schenectady does not get you the pronunciation of synecdoche. We’ve gotten pretty bad in blurring the sound of lots of our vowels, and Schenectadians have the strange habit of splitting a word so that the last syllable no longer starts with a consonant (e.g., saying “splitt-ing,” instead of “split-ting”). But, we’re not yet equating the sound of “doche” with “tady,” and how to say “-doche” is not all that obvious.

YourDictionary.com shows (skə nektə dē) as the pronunciation of the word Schenectady (which comes from a Mohawk Indian word meaning “on the other side of the pines?). The American Heritage Dictionarys entry for Schenectady concurs:

SYLLABICATION: Sche·nec·ta·dy
PRONUNCIATION: sk-nkt-d

As I always tell people who wonder how to say or spell Schenectady, “It sounds just like it looks, and spells just like it sounds.” I can’t quite say that for synecdoche.

Nevertheless, the film’s star Hoffman did a better job than Kaufman explaining the pronunciation of synecdoche. According to the AP story:

“`Sin-NEK-doh-kee,'” Hoffman said. “Once you know it, it’s hard to forget it, actually.”

Maybe the AP reporter transcribed Hoffman’s words incorrectly, but I wonder just why the word is pronounced as if it had two n’s in a row in it — ending its first syllable and beginning its second. I therefore decided to look elsewhere for the definitive pronounciation (in American English) of the word synecdoche.

  • Playlist tells us: “BTW, It’s pronounced sin-eck-duh-kee, kind of like Schenectady. A synecdoche (si-nek-duh-kee) is “a figure of speech in which a part is used for the whole or the whole for a part, as in ’50 head of cattle’ for 50 cows.” [Note: two different pronunciations in two successive sentences.]
  • In a Reuters/Yahoo piece, “Kaufman defies convention with ‘Synecdoche’“, Bob Tourtellotte explains: “New York is the easy part. Synecdoche, for the record, is pronounced “sin-ek-duh-kee” with the accent on “ek,” and people familiar with the U.S. town of Schenectady, New York, should have little trouble saying it. The rest might need help.”
  • Dr. Goodword — at alpha Dictionary — says “synecdoche (no, not Schenectady)” is pronounced “si-nek-dê-kee.”

They don’t really clarify the issue for me. What about our major dictionaries?

The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language (Fourth Edition. 2000) tells us:

SYLLABICATION: syn·ec·do·che

PRONUNCIAATION: s-nkd-k

Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary says
Main Entry: syn·ec·do·che Listen to the pronunciation of synecdoche
Pronunciation: \sə-ˈnek-də-(ˌ)kē\

That’s confusing to a non-lexicographer like myself, even looking at a pronunciation key. Beyond the arcane symbols, why doesn’t the pronunciation jibe with the syllable break?

Something tells me, we better listen to the word synecdoche being pronounced, if we really want to master the sound of the word. Try

I hope this helps anyone who wanted to lean how to say the words synecdoche or Schenectady. Somehow, I can’t explain why I was willing to spend so many hours of a beautiful holiday Saturday writing this piece. Talk about a bleak life in Schenectady.

Where’s the Serendipity, you ask? My reward, if any, surely includes the serendipitous discovery of a woman who combined the words Schenectady and Synecdoche online several years ago.

It’s Rebecca Moore Howard, an associate professor of Writing and Rhetoric at Syracuse University. In addition to hosting a Dictionary and Scrabble Word Find, Prof. Howard is proprietor of the weblog Upstate, which has the tagline: The Blog Formerly and Fetchingly Known as Schenectady Synecdoche.

Indeed, the editor of this weblog — which is called f/k/a because our many alter egos kept retiring, revolting, or just changing its name — was amused to discover that Upstate was originally called StepAside. However, from the posting “It’s only temporary! (I think),” on March 11, 2005, until its “fond farewell” on December 8, 2007 — it was dubbed Schenectady Synecdoche, with the tagline: “Concerning authorship, intellectual property, plagiarism, and anything else I feel like talking about.”

It seems that Prof. Howard was having trouble with her webserver in March 2005, when she decided to change its name, and told her readers:

[H]ey, it gives me an excuse to use the blogtitle that I’ve decided is actually a lot cooler than StepAside, anyhow. I do realize that I don’t live in Schenectady, but on the other hand, I’ve spent the night there, so that should count. Nobody was understanding what I meant by “StepAside,” anyhow. In case you’re wondering, it was a play (a rather obscure one, I now realize) on the “senioritis” bloggername: stepping aside is what everybody can’t wait for fossilized senior faculty to do. I like “Schenectady Synecdoche” better (especially since I pirated it from Collin): it means absolutely nothing, but it’s funny as — heck.

By the way, Prof. Howard is co-editor of the recently-published “Pluralizing Plagiarism: Identities, Contexts, Pedagogies” (2008), which has a really cool cover. Since she admits she “pirated” the name Schenectady Synecdoche from someone named Collin, I shall get in touch with Prof. Howard to try to find out where and when Collin used the phrase.

Meanwhile, I have decided to change the category of posts here at f/k/a that deal with Schenectady and Capital Region items from “Schenectady Stuff” to “Schenectady Synecdoche” — since the topics covered are both overinclusive and underinclusive of the concept Schenectady. I’m sure Prof. Howard agrees this is not plagiarism, even if it might fit her definition of piracy.

p.s. If you came for haiku, today, please scroll down our main page, or click on our Guest Poets Index Page. If the spirit moves me, and I find nothing more exciting to do this weekend, I’ll add a few haiku to this postscript tomorrow.

And, please don’t forget to save fuel by driving no more than 55 over the Memorial Day weekend.

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