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—Look at those blue shoes.
—Yeah! I have lots of blue shoes.
—No, way. So do I.

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Simone de Beauvoir.
Feminist. Innovator.
One fine piece of ass.

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I’m sorry. Oysters?
You wouldn’t want a framboise.
Robots and cartoons.

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Pretending to read,
Glancing at the passengers.
Avoid eye contact.

What’s that on the floor?
Fascinated by my feet
While riding the T.

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This plant bears us fruit.
B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
This plant bears us fruit.

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Brisket and bean sprouts.
Thai basil, lemongrass, tripe.
Beef broth, rooster sauce.

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What could be better?
Crawling back into the womb
Where it’s safe and warm.

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Always ask yourself:
Which problem is this person
A solution to?

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“Do you speak Spanish?”
“No,” I replied with a smile.
Waiting for dinner.

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Is it a human?
Is it a British monarch?
The prettiest queen.

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