Language Log links
to this really amusing imaginary scenario where George Benard Psschaughal
tries to collect his Nobel Prize. (link here).
Absolutely hilarious.
Here’s a quick excerpt:
GBP: Psschaughal. George Bernard Psschaughal.
HSC: Ja. Of course. Just a moment, sir. [Rifles through papers.] Er, I don’t seem to see…
GBP: That’s because you’re looking under S, you incorrigible ignoramus.