Al Qaeda’s Gay Bomb!
Watch out America! They have a new weapon!
AL
QAEDA PLANS TO DROP GAY BOMBS {pictureRef (, align:”right”)}
Men within 30 miles of the blast will instantly turn
queer!By Nick
Jefferies
EXTREMIST Muslim
scientists are developing
a bomb that turns
anyone within a 30-mile
radius of its blast into a
homosexual, say U.S.
Intelligence insiders.It’s all a part of the Al Qaeda
master plan to pull our country
apart and kill the patriotism that
makes us strong.“They believe that making more
Americans gay will start civil war
between gays and ultraconservatives,”
says one highly placed intelligence
officer. “They also figure it
will lead to a
decrease in the U.S.
population.”
And it goes on from there….
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13 August 2004 at 2:53 pm.
i have to admit that i think that idea is pretty funny. i mean, it’s sad that people think being gay is so terrible, but can you even imagine the meetings that are going on trying to build that bomb? what, are they injecting the dna of the village people into the thing? how exactly do you turn people gay? the implications are hysterical!