23 November 2005

But you knew that…

That Bill O’Reilly is a hypocrite’s hypocrite.

From Inside Higher Ed

On Monday, as part of his Fox News “O’Reilly Factor” show, O’Reilly aired video of a 750-person party at Brown University that ended with around 20 students being taken to the hospital. O’Reilly lambasted the shindig, calling the Brown administrators a bunch of “liberal pinheads” for allowing such behavior on campus.

O’Reilly called the “Sex Power God” party, an annual event sponsored by Brown’s Queer Alliance, a sign of the times on liberal campuses. Colleges “don’t care what these kids do,” he said on his radio show the day after the video aired on his television show. “You wanna’ have sex with 18 people? Go ahead.”

I refer the ladies and gentlemen of the court to The Smoking Gun:

81. During the course of Defendant O’Reilly’s sexual rant, it became clear that he was using a vibrator upon himself, and that he ejaculated. Plaintiff was repulsed.

This is hardly a man to lecture any of us about sexual ethics. Or anything else, for that matter.

Frankly, I would rather have the Brown LGBT group watching my goddaughter than Bill. Bill O’Reilly impresses me as the sort of guy who would eat children, if “liberals” (anyone to the left of Attila the Hun) declared that eating babies was reprehensible and must stop.

Posted in OnTheWeb on 23 November 2005 at 9:13 am by Nate