3 May 2006

Fame for the pagan

My semi-husband, the Baptized Pagan, gets a little fame in the Boston Globe traffic blog.

For these we thank Brian of Cambridge, who obviously rides the Green Line and was raised by whales:

T.Q. (for “Transfer Quotient”): the ability to choose a spot on your current train which best positions you to transfer to your next train

Expresspair: a unique form of despair that comes when you realize a Green Line car is an express and will not be stopping to pick you up — despite the rain.

T-ear: the ability to understand and translate to fellow passengers the garbled sounds of MBTA announcements. A trait among native New Englanders who, due to freak accidents, were raised by whales.

Posted in OnTheWeb on 3 May 2006 at 8:34 pm by Nate

Gar! Pirates ahoy!

The trailer for the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie has been leaked.

Avast, mateys.

Posted in OnTheWeb on 3 May 2006 at 10:11 am by Nate