Fame for the pagan
My semi-husband, the Baptized Pagan, gets a little fame in the Boston Globe traffic blog.
For these we thank Brian of Cambridge, who obviously rides the Green Line and was raised by whales:
T.Q. (for “Transfer Quotient”): the ability to choose a spot on your current train which best positions you to transfer to your next train
Expresspair: a unique form of despair that comes when you realize a Green Line car is an express and will not be stopping to pick you up — despite the rain.
T-ear: the ability to understand and translate to fellow passengers the garbled sounds of MBTA announcements. A trait among native New Englanders who, due to freak accidents, were raised by whales.
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