Creative Names for College Classes

September 4th, 2013 by Christian

(or, Naming “Unorthodox Research Methods”)

When it came time to choose a title for my university class Unorthodox Research Methods (COMM 840/SI 755 at the University of Michigan), I decided to put some explicit effort into class naming.  I’m not sure how many university professors think carefully about their course titles. But I wanted to try.

College teachers have inherited a strange, traditional system of naming and college transcripts that seems to have been generated to satisfy the character length limits of some ancient teletype. (One class on my grad school transcript is listed as “FUNC COM SOC” — another is “STRUC & INST COM SYS”.)

Even when the names are spelled out, the genre of class naming itself is quite odd, and it is often deservedly parodied.

But some professors clearly put some thought into course names.  I set out to find them. I asked several of the college teachers and students I know if they had heard of particularly interesting class titles.  I reviewed all of the Web articles I could find listing the “Craziest College Classes” and the like.

I discovered something about the genre. I assert it is hard to have an interesting course title about an uninteresting topic and vice versa.  While “Brothel Management” (thanks, UNLV) may be an unusual title it is not clever. The same goes with “Ice Sculpture” and “The History of Surfing.” Yes, the topic is striking, but the title is ordinary.  But the class title seems interesting because of the topic.

So to some degree these two things have to be related. Yet “Tractor Driving” (in Agriculture) and “Extraterrestrial Life” (in Astronomy)  have very uncreative names when you think about it. So I decided to focus on “creative” naming rather than “interesting” course names.

Creative class naming must be be on the rise. As institutions of higher education are all now basing budgets on a tuition-charge-back system where academic units are rewarded for class sizes, the profs are going to be looking around for ideas that sell their courses.

Using the distinction above, here are all of the course titles I found that were creatively named.  With two exceptions, they are all actual courses that were taught at universities, as far as I know.

Do you have any names to add?

 

Creative Names for College Classes:

Art 3xx: Political Ceramics

Communication 2NN: Media, Money, and Power

Computer Science 4xx: Coding the Matrix

Economics 4xx: Game Theory with Application in StarCraft

English 3xx: Illegible Writing (*)

English 4xx: Writing for Nonreaders

Environmental Science 4xx: The Joy of Garbage

Film Studies 4xx: Bad Movies

Government 4xx: Ignorance, Lies, Hogwash, and Humbug

History 4xx: The History of the Future

History 4xx: US History: The Awesomeness of Awesome Americans (*)

Indo-European Studies 3xx: Love in a Dead Language

Linguistics 4xx: Invented Languages: Klingon and Beyond

Mathematics 1xx: Slot Machine Math

Media Studies 1xx: A World of Death and Blood (**)

Media Studies 2xx: How to Watch Television

Physics 1xx: Physics for Future Presidents

Race/Ethnicity 1xx: The Advantages of Being White

Sociology 1xx: Leading Social Thinkers and How to Drop Their Names

Sociology 4xx: Homosexuality as a Gateway Drug

Statistics 1xx: Fat Chance

Statistics 1xx: What are the Odds?

Philosophy 4xx: Things that Go Bump in the Night

Philosophy 4xx: Hallucinating

Psychology 4xx: Stupidity

Rhetoric 4xx: Conspiracy Theories

Social Work 4xx: Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse

 

Notes:

(*) – These are ideas for a course — the course itself was not taught.  For the History course, see: http://chronicle.com/blognetwork/edgeofthewest/2012/05/25/my-new-course-will-be-titled-us-history-the-awesomeness-of-awesome-americans/

(**) – I can’t figure out what this course is about, so it may not be a very effective title. Vampires? But it is creative.

 

3 Responses to “Creative Names for College Classes”

  1. Gavin Says:

    “Writing for Nonreaders” is also a McSweeney’s invention: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/internet-age-writing-syllabus-and-course-overview

  2. Christian Says:

    McSweeney’s is great. McSweeney’s had this fantastic article making fun of course descriptions. I remember it as a one-page thing with a bunch of fake one-paragraph course descriptions. I loved it but I can no longer find it. I think it may have been print-only. Sigh.

  3. SueEllen Says:

    Interesting post! I’ve been looking everywhere – to no avail – to find studies/literature on how a course title affects enrollment, as well as course satisfaction and overall class engagement. Do you know of any?

    And, can anyone think of a creative title for Communication Research Methods??? I’m convinced that a different title would create a different attitude for students taking the class, and set them up to be open and interested, rather than bored and anxious, from the start.

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