What could President Trump name after Apple Computer?

Now that Apple is going to pay some Federal income tax (previous post), what would cost $38 billion that President Trump could name in honor of the company? Here are some ideas:

  • The Apple Computer Border Wall (estimated cost $21.6 billion, so it wouldn’t consume this one-time payment)
  • The Tim Cook nuclear-powered aircraft carrier (complete with fighter jets and rescue helicopters)
  • rename Interstate 280 to the “Android is No Good at All National Highway” (what has Junipero Serra done for anyone lately?)

Readers: any good ideas? Why not show some love to what I assume will be the nation’s biggest taxpayer in 2018?


  1. dwight looi

    January 22, 2018 @ 12:46 pm


    How about renaming GITMO the “Team Cook” Shithole for Terrorist Scums?

  2. J. Peterson

    January 22, 2018 @ 4:06 pm


    Please, not the freeway…some of us have to drive on it.

    Maybe just place a few Apple products prominently in the oval office. I’m sure Apple would love that endorsement.

  3. George A.

    January 22, 2018 @ 6:55 pm


    Congress will spend that money way before the treasury office sees it.

  4. Fazal Majid

    January 22, 2018 @ 8:21 pm


    Apple dropped the “Computer” from its name in 2007.

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