Adventures in Gastronomy

how to pack for a weekend:

figure 2 outfits per day. one for day, one for night. include a fresh pair of undershirt and/or underwear for each outfit. also include clothing for a specific activity: running shorts, swimwear, raincoat etc. footwear choices should be tailored to occasions while away: sandals or sneakers for day, and ‘brown’ shoes for dinner etc. you can always wear the sneakers to a bar.

buy a comb,or a brush, or wear your hair very short. stubble on guys is sexy, but only if its trimmed short and if youve got a strong jawline. goatees and shaped stubble looks good on guys with soft chins.

*stop with the Old Navy, you have better options (see me for info). **everyone needs a diva-those mentioned are for a mature set.*** i respect a man that burps respectfully. ****who cares what you drive? a bunch of status concious poseurs who you dont want to be surrounded by anyway.

any questions?

next up: fragrance and grooming!

Thanks, Chris!

But since I currently have no brown shoes, raincoats, or divas…will you finance my new gaiety? I mean, fabulous new frocks from Zava and Club Monaco will cost me, no?

I’m sure there’s something gay in there – my downfall are jackets – I have cool weather jackets, winter jackets, wind breakers, rain coats, fleece jackets, anything you could imagine, I could probably find.

However, I’m with you on everything else – I’ve even managed to get the entire office to dress down so I didn’t have to dress up everyday.

Sometimes my friends and/or boyfriend joke with me that if it weren’t for all the jackets – I’d lose that toaster I got for all the recruiting.

I am probably gay enough for the two of us and a couple of our friends — so I think your license should be safe. I mean, the way you run alone should earn you at least 25 queen points.

Also, I feel I have to note that Judy, Babs and Cher are not just Divas for the Mature — they are Divas for the Ages! All those under 30 will one day discover what they are missing while focused so hard on Britney, Christina or Madonna. By the way, this is the official order: Judy. Barbra. Cher. …I enjoy a love/hate relationship with Bette that I will not get into.

Karl? Don’t you see — by being my life-partner you are assured a gay card! …but, please — let’s stop with the Old Navy.

Am I not supposed to comment? You know I can’t help it. None of your description sounded like the you I know. Besides you never have to purchase Babs/Bette/Cher Matthew does that. lol luv Not Iris Stanfield?

Oh Karl, you’re the same kind of gay man that I am. My straight female friends are always going shopping with me and trying to “gay me up” and I just continue to resist. I like shopping at old navy, and I like have 3 days of stubble growth on my face. And damn it…I’m not ashamed of it one bit. Neither should you.

So, since when does gay culture require rabid consumerism…

Nah, maybe don’t need to answer that one. Rock on in Old Navy-ness :D.

i don’t care for power-tools but can’t have enough of them in my porn.

i despise shopping too much to look for clothes that might fit me well but i obsess over not having the perfect body.

i don’t care for p’town or san francisco but always want to seek out the gay areas in any new city i visit.

all that means is that i’m me and just happen to like dick.

–aslam

Thank you for the info. http://www.bignews.com

Just to say hellow!