Mexico, Part IV

Leave it to me to get an allergic reaction to my sunblock….but I did. What I thought was heat rash on Tuesday has now engulfed both of my arms and is beginning to appear on my chest and legs (eerily reminiscent of the rash I had last spring before going to Paris…except this one isn’t accompanied by a sore throat or fever).

Nope. The red dots are now prickly and itchy. Yesterday, despite the discomfort, Randy and I went to Zona Romantica and sat at the gay beach, had lunch along the ocean, and then walked around the area. It was quite lovely except for the pain. We stopped by a pharmacy in our travels and the druggist prescribed some sort of prescription ointment.

Today I actually went to a Mexican doctor who said to continue with the ointment, but also prescribed some drug. He also said to avoid the sun for the next three days. Of course, by the time I’m allowed to enjoy the sun again, I’ll be back in Boston. YAY ME!

Anyway, I suspect I won’t get much sympathy…nor do I deserve it. Unless, of course, my home burned down. I’ve only seen tidbits here and there, but there was apparently a massive fire on my block last night that has left 55+ people homeless and destroyed multiple buildings in the North End. Oh dear. (NOTE: I just looked and the fire was a block away…phew).

I’m not going to think about that….at least not yet. Instead, here are more photos of our day trips to Bucerias and Zona Romantica.

This is Bucerias just before sunset

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This is an open air shop along the water in Bucerias

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Here I am after purchasing some local handicrafts for my Mom

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And then came sunset

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Bucerias is apparently a bit of an art colony. Randy appreciates art (maybe a little too much)

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And now this is Thursday in Zona Romantica

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The beach

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Climibing the hills hugging the ocean

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Beach and mountains

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Eye candy

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Mexico, Part III

Not much to say. Day five of my vacation and the weather is the same as it’s been for the previous four days (low 80’s, sunny) and the activities are the same, too (pool, beach, eat).  The big difference today, though, is that I’ve developed a heat rash. It’s not a sun burn since I’ve been using SPF 45 and sitting under an umbrella the entire time. At least, I think it’s not sun burn. No matter what it is, it’s prickly and annoying, but I’m not going to let it ruin my trip.

Here’s some more evidence to prove that it won’t!

Dinner at an outdoor cafe

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A coconut during our morning walk

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A barnacle covered coconut during our morning walk

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After asking strangers (from Maine) to take our photo

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh – daylight!

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhh – sunset!

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Clouds and palms

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Golf course and mountain views

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Our bathroom (nearly the size of my entire apartment in Boston)

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Yep, it’s so much easier to just post photos than to actually have to write stuff.

 

Mexico, Part II

I could get used to this!

On Sunday afternoon Randy and I ended up getting our own condo (since you stay on a weekly basis from Sunday to Sunday, we stayed with Ben and Sandy the first night…Sunday). We lucked out in getting an ocean view room, though from what I could see the golf course view rooms had equally nice views of plush greens and a backdrop of mountains.

I woke up well before Randy on Monday so I threw on some clothes and went for a walk along the beach just after dawn. It was spectacular. The morning fog/clouds kept the mountains in various shades of blue and grey. The waves were enormous (it is the Pacific, after all) and barely another person was around.

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Before I knew it, I had left resort property and was roaming aimlessly along the shore. I ended up at this point where the locals apparently party well into the night. There were bottles everywhere and I could still smell the burnt wood (apparently they light fires at night and party).
The rest of the day was spent lying by the pool or lying by the beach. Oh, except when we all grabbed inner tubes and drifted down the lazy river (which is a long pool that practically circles around the entire ocean front side of the resort and has jets to create enough of a flow to keep you moving). It takes about 20-30 minutes to go around once…and we went around three times.

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Oh, and there is a Mayan pyramid in the middle of the grounds that you climb up….and then go down via waterslide! Ah, yes, we did that multiple times, too.  Educational…AND fun!

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We also took a lot more photos….so enjoy! (Be warned that you may go blind looking at my paleness).

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Mexico, Part I

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You can’t feel guilty for not doing much when there isn’t much you can do! It is now the fourth day of my vacation in Mexico and the most active thing I’ve done is boogie board (and I even did that quite poorly and with very little effort…and success).But I should probably back-track to the beginning. Randy and I left Boston in 20 degree air at 6:20 AM on Saturday. We arrived in Chicago a few hours later to a bit of snow. Our flight was delayed slightly as the runways were plowed and the plane was de-iced. Four hours later we stepped off the plane and it was 79 degrees. Of course, we were still dressed for Boston and the next 30 minutes going through immigration was rather unpleasant.

After getting our passports stamped we hailed a taxi. And here is my first observation….these people are weird. Everything that can possibly be done simply is done in a most complicated manner. For example, in any other country I’ve been to, you exit the airport terminal and hail a cab (or take the subway). In Puerto Vallarta, you purchase a ticket at a counter (despite people swarming you to either give you a ride or to sell you a time-share). You take the ticket outside and hand it to the driver and he takes you to your destination.

But after piling our luggage into the taxi and driving away, we handed the ticket to the driver and he immediately stopped, backed up, and said he didn’t accept tickets. We had to go back to the airport and start over with a cab that does take tickets. Even more complicated, only federally approved taxis are allowed at airports so if you’re savvy enough (and don’t have too much luggage) you can cross the street and grab a cheaper non-federal taxi. Oh, did I mention taxis don’t have meters, either? Oh no, it’s zoned. Well, it’s technically zoned. You can also barter to make it cheaper (especially with the non-federal ones).

Anyway, we’re staying at the Mayan Palace Resort in Nuevo Vallarta – just north of Puerto Vallarta. It’s a bit quieter and more resort-like than Puerto Vallarta. We showed up at Ben and Sandy’s condo around 4PM. To say the least, the place is gorgeous!

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You walk into the main lobby and it’s pitch black with 5-story tall statues of Mayan gods. We tried taking photos but it is so dark and they’re so large that even the flash didn’t help. It’s something you have to see in person to appreciate.

Randy and I quickly changed into shorts (the sun doesn’t set down here until well after 7:00 PM so there was still time to tour the grounds and lounge by the pool.  That night, we walked to a local restaurant for dinner. Actually, we brought it back and ate at the condo…but it was really good.

On Sunday it was a bit cloudy in the morning so we decided to head into downtown Puerto Vallarta. One scary 20-minute cab ride later and we were at the Malecon (a street along the water with sculptures and shops. We had lunch at a great authentic Mexican place (all of the customers were Mexican…where as most other places were packed with Americans and Canadians). Bargaining is big down here, as are “deals.” Ben, Sandy and Randy took advantage of the two-for-one drink deals. I stuck with bottled water to go with my tacos.
After lunch we toured the area and took photos of anything and everything. There’s this area that houses a flea market on this tiny island in the middle of a river. To get there we crossed a bridge that hangs from trees (I think) so it’s just planks of wood hung by wires. Needless to say, it swayed left and right, and up and down. Pretty damn cool.

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Once on the island, we were cocooned by a ceiling of plush green trees (banyan trees? – they’re so huge that limbs start growing downward so they can reach the ground and support themselves to grow higher.

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And with those groceries we cooked a delicious dinner of pasta and salad and home made salsa and guacamole. MMMMMM

Long story short – the weather is perfect, the condo is perfect, and I’m having the most relaxing time. I’ll post more later!

*FYI – that top photo is the view from our condo.

Thanksgetting

The local Wampanoag indian tribe got federal recognition yesterday. It’s apparently been a 30+ year battle to get recognized but it’s finally happened.

What amazes me is that this tribe, out of probably all North American indian tribes, has the most significant place in U.S. history. I mean, these are the very indians that shared bread on the first Thanksgiving with the pilgrims! Yet it’s taken them nearly 400 years to be recognized? I would have thought they’d have been the first to get recognition.

Now the big question is casino gambling. True, this designation will provide them with land, but our legislature has historically been anti-gambling (casinos have been brought up numerous times and it has failed numerous times) so I’m still not sure if these means we’ll be getting a casino any time soon.

I don’t know where I stand on this issue, either. I’ve enjoyed some fun times at Foxwoods in the past. And I find nothing wrong with gambling morally. I also think the financial benefits to the state would be phenomenal. I guess my concern is that folks with little to no money to begin with will lose it at a casino instead of using it toward more loftier goals like home ownership, higher education. Of course, I don’t believe it’s up to the government to say who should and shouldn’t be able to gamble…but from experience (as a non-addictive personality) I can say that if I go to Foxwoods planning to spend only $100….once that $100 is gone and I realize that I’m still going to be there for a few more hours, I’ll withdraw more money. It’s fun, it’s exciting, it’s…

…addictive.

It’s a shame there isn’t an equally viable business concept that tribes can use their land for to make money. There’s gotta’ be something. Resorts? Amusement parks?

Anyway – this will be my last blog posting in a while. In 24 hours I’ll be on a plane to Mexico. I’m not bringing a laptop so I’m not sure how much internet access I’ll have. But Randy and I will be taking loads of photos and of course I’ll share some hwere when I return. Unless I look like crap. Have I mentioned I’ve gained 15 pounds since September. FIFTEEN! 

 

 

Playing Devil’s Advocate: Is This Being Overly PC or is it Still Offensive?

OK – here’s the story. I was reading a newspaper the other day and it reported that a Hartford, Connecticut bar had scheduled Shirley Q. Liquor to perform this month. For those of you who don’t know, Shirley Q. Liquor is a drag queen. Not only that, it’s a southern white man impersonating a poor southern black woman (the actor also plays a white Christian woman and a white male doctor as other characters in his repertoire).

Anyway, I believe it was around 20 various gay/lesbian and African-American groups that are now protesting this performance. In fact, I think the city council is even voting whether to ban the performance (do they have that right or is this merely a symbolic gesture)?

So I guess my question is this (and I’m playing devil’s advocate here); how does this differ than any other type of impersonation that we currently see on TV or in the media. I mean, the PC thing to say is that you shouldn’t mock/impersonate a minority. So that means a white person shouldn’t impersonate a black person. But why is it okay to impersonate other minorities in the name of entertainment and we’re allowed to all love it?

Men dress as women nightly in bars across the country to entertain straight and gay audiences. They also have appeared in movies (Jack Lemon and Tony Curtis in “Some Like it Hot”, Gene Hackman in “The Bird Cage”, Patrick Swayze, John Lequizamo and Wesley Snipes in “Too Wong Foo”, the entire cast of “Priscilla, Queen of the Desert”, Robin Williams in “Mrs. Doubtfire”…and the list goes on and on). Is this offensive to women to have a man play a woman?

Also, straight actors frequently take gay roles in movies and TV (Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhall in “Brokeback Mountain”, Tom Hanks in “Philadelphia”, Paul Rudd in “Object of my Affection”, Eric McCormack in “Will and Grace”, Hilary Swank in “Boys Don’t Cry”, Cybil Shephard in “The L-Word” …and dozens more). Is this offensive to gay men and women to have straight actors portray them?

The roles I mentioned aren’t stereotyping the gay men, so does that make it OK? What about Bronson Pinchot in “Beverly Hills Cop” or Sean Hayes in “Will and Grace”? In those roles they’re completely stereotyping the effeminite gay male…and gays and straights alike crack up watching it. Why are these impersonations acceptable but not others? Aren’t they just as offensive?

Then there are the Wayan’s Brothers who did the movie “White Chicks” where two black men played white women (essentially the same thing as Shirley Q. Liquor…in reverse). Hell, the straight older Wayan’s Brothers used to also have characters impersonate stereotypical gay men back in the 80’s with their Men on Film segments on “In Living Color” (which I found hilarious, even as a gay man.)

I’m just asking…I’m not saying it’s right or wrong. I’m just wondering why certain impersonations (no matter how much they play into stereotypes) are allowed without question while others aren’t. Thoughts?

 

 

Something to Look Forward To

This snow storm has been a bust. I woke up to maybe an inch or two of snow on the ground in the North End. By the time I got to Harvard I had ice pellets bouncing off my head. The really depressing part is that, despite the snow and ice, this has been the warmest morning commute I’ve had in over a month. Yep – I was literally sweating out there since I’m so used to single digits or teens.

28 Degrees felt downright balmy.

Just for shits and giggles, I did a little on-line research.

Boston (where I am today):

“Winter Storm Warning in effect until midnight. Snow early…then freezing rain…snow…rain with a chance of sleet this afternoon. Precipitation may be heavy at times. Snow and sleet accumulation of 4 to 8 inches. Windy with highs in the lower 30s. Northeast winds 15 to 20 mph with gusts up to 30 mph…becoming east 20 to 30 mph with gusts up to 40 mph this afternoon.”

Puerto Vallarta, Mexico (where I will be Saturday):

  • Saturday – mostly sunny, high of 84
  • Sunday – mostly sunny, high of 80
  • Monday – partly cloudy, high of 83
  • Tuesday – chance of showers, high of 84
  • Wednesday – sunny, high of 83
  • Thursday – partly cloudy, high of 82
  • Friday – sunny, high of 82

Their forecast doesn’t include the following Saturday and Sunday, but I suspect my last two days in Mexico will be similar to the previous seven days. Granted, I tend not to enjoy weather above 70, but after the past month, I’m willing to give it a shot.

 

Just Jack!

When Matt and I moved to Salem back in 2001 we became friends with some neighbors, Peter and Duncan (for the record, Salem is probably the gayest place I’ve ever lived…the city is crawling with homos). Peter and Duncan introduced us to their friend, Jack, and we all hung out on occasion.

But a year or so later, Jack moved from Topsfield (where he worked in philanthropy/non-profits) to Boston (where he became a real estate broker). Over the years I’ve stayed in touch with Jack – albeit not very well – and we’d go through stages where we get together more frequently than others.

Last night was one of those occasions. We met up for dinner at NeBo (a restaurant on the edge of the North End) and caught up on everything that has gone on in our lives sinces we last saw each other in September. That means we talked about everything from Randy (who I’d met just a week before Jack and I last hung out) to Amsterdam (Mike and I had told him about a great place to stay) to Japan and to work (and his desire for a new career)…and everything else in between.

It was great catching up – and he never ceases to make me laugh or engage people around him in conversation. Last night the other person was the waitress – who we learned was taking her boyfriend skiing for Valentine’s Day. I’m not quite sure how it got started, but Jack and the waitress even got into talking about the benefits of cover-up and how (and where) to apply it.

There are some things I just don’t want to know.

What Constitutes a Party?

How many people does a party make? On Friday night Randy and I invited some people over to hang out (dinner, conversation, possible games). The next thing you know there are 9 people at his dining room table (it’s a good thing he bought that new one that can accomodate 10 easily). We didn’t really invite more than normal – it just seems that everybody was available. It’s nice when that happens.

Oh, and my glasses came in on Friday! I picked them up and they look pretty darn good. Randy took a few photos and the glasses looked okay – but I hated the way I looked wearing them. So, no photos this morning – I’ll take a few more today.

On Saturday, Randy took on a home improvement project that makes me thankful I’m a lowly renter. You see, a bird managed to make it’s home in the bathroom ceiling fan that vents to the outside. When his home was remodeled, the contractors apparently put the vent up without a bird guard/screen. Randy popped by Home Depot and decided to be crafty.

Let’s just put it this way: by the time it was done (more than 24 hours later), he destroyed the first replacement vent he bought, purchased 3 different vent sets, shattered the old asbestos siding that surrounded the vent hole and then cracked two additional replacement ones (and ultimately used packing tape to hold them together for final installation).

Oh, did I mention that he had me stand under him to hold the ladder…as little pieces of asbestos dust and chunks kept falling down and onto my face? Yep, I smell a law suit in a few years.

Anyway, these are the reasons I’m not a big D-I-Y home improvement fan. It reminds me of when Matt and I bought our first condo and I attempted to do some painting myself to save money. I bought all the equipment and paint and ended up having to paint naked because I never realized how much work is involved raising your arms like that for hours on end (and I even bought one of those paint machines that adds paint to the roller via an electric dispenser through the rod/handle (or whatever it’s called). By the end of the ordeal I’d accidentally overflowed the paint so it poured down my bare leg and I had pools of paint (I’m talking 1.5 feet wide) all over the carpet. Fortunately, I was at least smart enough to paint the condo BEFORE having the carpet replaced so the messes made no difference (except for the wasted paint).

We hired a painter to do the rest of the condo. ‘Nuff said.

Bad News All Around

I was rather shocked to hear the news about Anna Nicole Smith’s death yesterday. I found out shortly before leaving work and, to be honest, I felt a bit sad. Yeah, she was a train wreck, but even at her peaks (and she had many…from Playboy to Guess model to her TV show) there was an element of sadness.

True, she married a near-death rich guy. True, she (at times) had lots of money. But she was raised dirt poor, got knocked up young, worked at a strip club to survive. She didn’t always have it good…and when she did have it good, she had issues with addictions. She didn’t always make the best choices, but she wasn’t cold-hearted or mean (from what I could tell) except to Bobby Trendy…but he deserved it.

Anyway, I just feel sad. I don’t know what the coroner is going to determine (drug overdose? heart failure? bad flu?) but after her new baby was born and her son died just a few days later, the media was relentless. The past few months must have been horrible for her and I can’t imagine that somehow didn’t play a factor. Poor thing.

Plus, her show had a catchy theme song.

Oh, and then my Mom called this morning to say Dusty, the 3 year old Shih Tzu, has been diagnosed with arthritis! The poor thing. Sometimes when my parent pick her up she’ll moan in pain. Now she’s on medication to help with the arthritis…and she’s only 3! ugh.

Sadness all around.