This Jetlag is Killing Me!

I’ve always had a hard time with jetlag. Even domestic trips to the west coast (3 hours) cause my system to go haywire. Europe (6 hours) requires two weeks to adjust to upon my return. Now I’m contending with the 14 hour adjustment brought on by my trip to Japan.

I was fine while I was there, but since returning I’ve been wanting to nod off every day at 2:30 in the afternoon. Conversely, I keep waking up around 2:30 in the morning. Last night, Randy crashed at my place and we both woke up in the middle of the night. By 4AM we were having a full conversation. Needless to say, my 4 hours of sleep last night have not put me in a good place today.

It also doesn’t help matters than my body acts like a freakin’ heater. Even the previous few nights when I’ve slept alone (without turning on the heat, mind you) I’ve been waking up sweating. Last night, while sharing the bed, it was even worse. Excessive sweating, restlessness, inappropriate mid-day yawns….this is not fun.

On the plus side, tomorrow is the annual Santa Speedo Run in Boston (a bunch of folks run through the wintery cold streets of Boston in nothing but speedos and sneakers – an event founded here many years ago). I’m not participating – but it’s always fun to watch.

God is my Co-Pilot

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Or at least the Virgin Mary is my co-passenger. As promised yesterday, here is a photo of the Virgin Mary on our flight back from Japan. We tried being sneaky – making it appear that Randy was taking a photo of me when in reality we were trying to capture the creepiness that is a man traveling with a statue and buying an entire seat for it/her. That explains why you can only see one-fourth of my blurry face.

Anyway, this should be the last blog entry referencing Japan (aren’t you glad?). But before I go, I did want to copy the text of a personals ad I saved from Tokyo. It was in a magazine called Japanzine, and the personals company is named “SeekJapan People!”. Here goes:

My appearance is rolled by long hair like a photograph, and is hair. A charming feature is an eye. My character is bright and it feels relieved. But lonely one is disagreeable. A hobby likes taking seeing a movie, listening to music, making cooking, shopping, and a bath. He also likes an animal and it is kept two cats and one dog. The men of my type are those who are gentle and always consider my thing. He likes a muscularity person. But past muscularity is not so good. Although a little English may not be able to be done, various talks consider as the man in the world, and it wants to receive and make friends.

So there you have it. Always consider “her thing” and enjoy her “hair like a photograph” and you will have a match made in Heaven (or at least in Japan).

 

 

Tokyo, Part III: The Return

I’m home! Unfortunately, things didn’t get better for Randy the last few days of the trip. After puking up a storm on Friday, he remained sick on Saturday and Sunday. However, unwilling to waste his last remaining hours in Tokyo, he bravely ventured into the city (and into nearly every public restroom) as we continued to explore the Tokyo Metropolitan Museum of Photography, Ebisu, Shinjuku, Shibuya, and Ueno Park.

The flight home was uneventful, aside from some religious freak across the aisle who actually paid for an extra seat so he could place his statue of the virgin Mary next to him on the flight. Making matters worse, he even kept the overhead light on her (as a spotlight) for the entire flight. Randy took photos of it, and I’ll post a copy here once it’s been downloaded.

In conclusion, here are my final observations of Japan:

Japan is the most efficient country I can imagine. You can go to a restaurant, find a plastic display of the food you want, go to a vending machine (also with photos of the food), pay for your item, grab a ticket, hand it to the cook and they will prepare the food for you. You don’t have to speak to anybody or know the language! Fast food even faster!

Japan has foliage to rival New England. Hell, it might even be better.

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Japan is leaps and bounds ahead of us when it comes to infrastructure. Instead of highways and train tracks going around gigantic mountains, they just drill a hole through the mountain and make it a straight shot. Their idea of high speed trains is much different that America’s lame-ass excuse of the Acela train from Boston to Washington, DC (which is slow, unreliable and has to deal with at-grade street crossings).

Paris, France, should not be known as “the City of Lights”. I mean, yeah, Paris lights up it’s monumental buildings elegantly at night. But Japan lights up EVERYTHING at night. Hell, they even have their own replica of the Eiffel Tour! There’s neon as far as the eye can see in Kyoto, Tokyo, Osaka…and all towns in between. The only areas left un-touched are the mountains (where it’s presumably too difficult to develop….yet)

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Japan has heightened personal hygiene. I mean, I found a public toilet that had a heated seat, a bidet function, a white-noise function (so others can’t hear you) and a fan (to remove odors). This was all built into the actual toilet! Did I also mention that they have full height toilet partitions?

On the other hand, they’re hygience can be quite questionable at times. I’ve never seen so many people pick their noses in public in my life. I’m not talking subtle pickings here…I’m talking digging for gold.

The Japanse concept of breakfast is simply scary: here’s a photo of breakfast our final day in Tokyo. What wasn’t pictured (because I didn’t want to eat any) were the boiled hot dogs and gruel. Broccoli, sphagetti and bacon, and salad, anyone?

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That said, here are the remaining photos from Tokyo. Despite Randy getting sick, it was truly an adventure for me. I’d definitely go back – focusing more time on Kyoto…and possibly visiting Hiroshima and southwest Japan.

We stumbled upon this sign at a restaurant. What does it mean? No smoking, sneezing and drinking elephants allowed?

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Yet another temple-like structure in Ueno Park

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A view from the top of City Hall (which is over 45 floors tall!)

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Tokyo, Part II

Oh dear. The day started off with Randy feeling a bit under the weather….and by 11AM he was puking up a storm. We’re not sure if it was because of his dinner, his mystery lunch (oyster? we’re not quite sure what was in that breaded ball) or a 24-hour flu. But he’s been in the hotel room all day and just now (at 8:40PM) has started to have his first bit of food (some crackers I bought for him during my travels).

And yes, I did end up doing a bit of traveling. Living out of a hotel room means that there is not much room to give each other space (Tokyo hotel rooms are notoriously small as it is). Anyway, though glad that he wasn’t stuck in Tokyo sick and alone, he understandably needed some peace and quiet so I headed out to see the Imperial Palace and Ginza district.

The Imperial Palace was a let down. Granted, the cloudy weather didn’t help. But the palace is in the heart of the city surrounded by a moat. However, you’re only allowed in what they call the gardens – and their idea of gardens is a bunch of bonzai type trees (about 10 feet tall, so not really bonsai – they’re just groomed like them) on flat grassy areas that you’re not allowed to walk on. The rest of the ‘garden’ consists of huge driveways and what appear to be parking areas for tour buses. It wasn’t even worth taking pictures – but here are a few looking onto the Palace grounds (across the second moat).

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Fortunately, just south of the Imperial Palace Gardens is a lovely little park called Hibaya Koen. I climbed this little hill, sat down and looked down upon some young boys and girls playing tennis (and saw my first homeless person).

I then walked along the paths toward Ginza – which once was the premiere shopping district in Tokyo. Tour guides described it as a smaller area and that other areas have taken over in prominence in the past few decades. I was expecting something along the lines of Newbury Street (Boston) or Union Square (San Francisco). What I found was Las Vegas. As with every other square inch of this city, this area is packed with neon and glitz. It’s such an amazing sight.

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After that, I decided to take the Yamanote rail line which loops around the core of Tokyo. Being after dusk, I figured it’d give me a good overview of the city and let me pass through key areas like Shinjuku and Shibuya (the JR Yamoanote line is an elevated “subway” line). Provided Randy feels better tomorrow, Shinjuku is definitely on my list of things to see. It looked like block after block of bright lights/big city. Neon as far as the eye can see, tall buildings, and hordes of people (the train station is apparently the busiest in the world…with 2 million people passing through each day). That one train station gets four times the population of the entire city of Boston. EEK!

Anyway, I need to go back to taking care of Randy. He’s finally up and about, drinking the Polcari Sweat I bought him (a water drink fortified with electrolytes to prevent dehydration). Now if he can keep that (and the crackers) down, we should have a fun tomorrow!

Tokyo, Part I: the Second Edition

I managed to lose an entire post as I was prepping to download the accompanying photos. Consequently, I’m too frustrated to write everything from scratch again and will just use photos as filler.

Long story short: I arrived in Tokyo on Wednesday night and Randy was sure a sight for sore eyes. After 4 days alone in a foreign country with nobody to talk to, seeing Randy definitely brightened up my day. Instead of joining his co-workers for dinner, we set off on our own and ate at an “italian” place in nearby Minato-ku. The Japanese idea of Italian food is vastly different than hours. The all-Japanese menu and non-English speaking waiter had no clue what chicken picatta, shrimp scampi, lasagna or ravioli even were. I settled on what the waiter called grilled chicken pomodoro (I think). It consisted of fatty dark meat chicken with mustard on top and a few bread crumbs (it wasn’t coated). these strips of chicken were over a bead of iceberg lettuce.

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On Thursday, Randy and I went to Ueno (location of a large park, museums, a zoo and a shrine and pagoda). We skipped the museums and explored the shrine, pagoda and neighboring Ameyo-Yokocho bargain shopping district. As with much of urban Japan, the city is butt-ugly. Horrible architecture, plain and simple. But the Japanese make up for it in lighting. At night, all of these nasty/dirty looking places (which are quite safe, by the way) become spectacularly flashy neon stages. It’s amazing.

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It was in the Ameyo-Yokocho area that we found, and purchased, Drinkable Oxygen. Yes, you can but a bottle of liquid oxygen. Even better, it was DIET Drinkable Oxygen! Who knew air was so fattening?

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We then walked to Akihabara -the electronics district of Tokyo. This reminded me of the tacky fluoresecent-illuminated streets of New York City where you can buy cameras and TV’s. Except this is NYC times ten. It’s overwhelming and glitzy (tacky) and mobbed with people. It’s also where Randy and I took our photos next to Hello Kitty.

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Last night we joined Randy’s colleagues for dinner in the bawdy Roppongi entertainment district (more neon). They selected a Chinese Restaurant with giant penises, asses and vaginas mounted to the ceiling beams (don’t know why). On a dare, one person in the group ordered fried scorpions for our table. However, out of a party of 8, only 4 people were willing to eat the scorpions. Believe it or not, I was one of them! Yep, i went all Fear Factor on your ass and ate a whole scorpion. It tasted like a big rock of salt…and the tail was painfully sharp as I crunched into it.

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Ironically, despite it being me who ate the scorpion, it’s Randy who woke up today with a belly ache…poor guy. I guess the food might be getting to him. I’m not sure how this well affect our explorations today. But on the agenda are Shinjuku and the Imperial Palace gardens. Wish us luck!

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Kyoto, Part II; Osaka, Part I

I’ve now arrived in Tokyo (Wednesday afternoon) after 2 full days in Kyoto and a partial day in Osaka.

I got up about 7:30 AM on Monday, took a shower then headed downstairs for the complimentary breakfast. As in France, the Japanese do love their chocolate (chocolate rice cereal, chocolate croissant/pastries). I also had corn flakes, orange juice, a fruit cup, and some pastries. They also offered salads – but that just didn’t seem right for breakfast.

It was now time to start touring the city. Because of my residual jetlag (and a slight hangover from the Ativan/Ambien combination used to make the flight more bareable), I decided to keep Monday’s travels close to the hotel. I began with Nishi Hongan-ji Temple (which is actually a collection of buildings and not just a temple). This place is three blocks from my hotel room (and my window looks down upon its roof line). It was built in 1591 and I managed to arrive just as some Buddhists began worshipping. They were kneeling down at the altar doing chants and playing simple interests. I took photos, but they don’t do it justice – you need the audio to go with the visual in a case like this.

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I then traveled to Umekoji Park (a small urban oasis in this very dense city). From here you could see the mountain ranges that surround the city (which is the valley in a circle of mountains). It kind of made me think of San Francisco, actually (which is also very dense and lacks trees except in parks such as this). Here’s a sign that I assumes tells you to pick up after your dog…or to eat it (I’m not quite sure).

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More walking led me to To-ji Temple, with most buildings built in the 17th century (originals, dating as far back as 794, were destroyed by fire). The temples here charged entry so I just walked the grounds that hold a beautiful garden and surround a 5-story pagoda (Japan’s tallest) built in 1643. The leaves are still changing on some trees so I got some pretty nice photos of the pagoda and above the trees.

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Believe it or not, my next destination was Kyoto Station. This is one enormous building: 15 floors of shops, hotels, offices, subways, trains, buses and observation decks. I took the escalators to the top floor which offered a decent overview of the Kyoto region. On the 10th floor, (the ramen floor) I walked around the food stalls until I found lunch. Fortunately, the plastic display food I read so much about is a reality and I pointed at something that looked edible and had a nice lunch.

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I still don’t know what I ate. It looked like some sort of meat but smelled like some sort of fish. It tasted like neither and came with lots of noodles and some ginger. It definitely puts the ramen noodles you see in America to shame.

I left the station (after strolling through the attached 11 story department store) and headed up to Higashi Honan-ji Temple (the “sister” temple to the first one I saw that day. This one was being preserved so one building was under wraps. They actually built a white building around the temple to protect it while the work was being done. According to the signs (well, the ones I could read, anyway) this is the largest wooden building in the world.

That night, I headed over to the Gion district for dinner. This is, for black of a better word, the old district. I walked up and down the narrow streets looking at the tiny buildings and geishas walking about. It’s interesting that the restaurants don’t seem to have signs. In fact, they’re designed in a way that makes them all look like they don’t want to be found (most places have screens instead of doors and all of the screens are closed….many with a curtain hanging from the roof line blocking them.

Hmm – maybe that’s how they advertise? The hanging curtains?

Anyway, some of the streets are quite charming and along a little canal (similar to Amsterdam, actually, but much, much smaller in every way.

I ended up having dinner at some place on Kawaramarchi-dori. One again, I just pointed at the plastic food display and ordered it. I think it was pork, shrimp, noodles, egg and various green veggies.

I think.

I continued walking along the riverside streets and tried taking photos of everything I saw (difficult at night).

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Oh, note to my friend, Chris: you MUST come here. You always make fun of Boston (particular my street) for having alleys instead of streets. Well, every single street (except major thoroughfares) is what you’d call an alley. There are no sidewalks…just a white line 2 feet away from buildings that designate where you are to walk (or ride a bike). Making matters worse, this narrow 2 foot strip is also where the city placed telephone poles so you have to look behind you ever 30 feet or so to make sure a car won’t swipe you as you bypass a utility pole.

On Tuesday I explored the eastern half of the city and the various temples and shrines it provided. There were so many I can’t remember their names, but the settings of these were so lovely since they clung to the mountainside (the whole city is a valley surrounded by mountains).

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I was exhausted by the end of the day, but headed back to Gion for dinner and more nocturnal explorations (those Japanese do love their neon).

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Wednesday was another travel day. I headed west to Osaka and went to the Umeda Sky Building (two 40 story skyscrapers connected on the top few floors by floating escalators and an outdoor observation deck. I have no idea how they built the thing.

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Otherwise, Osaka is a very industrial city (practically built from scratch after we obliterated it during World War II and isn’t much to write home about. I caught the Shinkansen (bullet) train back to Tokyo where I observed that Japan has essentially developed every single square inch of flat ground and has left the mountains pristine. Every valley was either chock full of buildings or rice fields…or both (there will be twelve story buildings abutting rice fields – I don’t think zoning exists anywhere here. On the plus side, I was able to get this amazing shot of a snow-capped mountain while traveling 150 miles per hour.

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Photos from future entries will be of Tokyo!

Kyoto, Part I

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Here I am! Kyoto! The flight was fairly uneventful, though I was still a bit restless on the plane and fear that I may have driven Randy a bit crazy. At what would have been approximately 7AM I nudged a sleeping Randy to play cards (he politely, yet sternly, refused). The movie options on my seat were all screwed up so I never knew what I was going to see. The menu would say “The Love Bug” but it would end up showing “A Christmas Story”. On the plus side, one of the music channels was playing retro-80’s so I put that on while trying to sleep.

But that failed. 19.5 hours of airplane travel (plus or minus) and I couldn’t sleep. This is also despite taking two Ativan before boarding the plane in Boston and one Ambien upon departure from Chicago (with 13.5 hours left). It did, however, make me completely stoned.

Anyway, we arrived in Tokyo, picked up Randy’s luggage and checked in at the Japan Rail station for my week-long pass. We caught the Narita Express to Tokyo Station (45 minutes) then we separated. I headed south to Kyoto and he headed north to Yonezawa. Tokyo Station must be the largest and most crowded station in the world (even greater than Grand Central or Penn Station in New York City. Even on a Sunday afternoon it was packed and disorienting.

At this point it was after dusk so my high speed (150 miles/hour) ride from Kyoto to Tokyo provided no views. However, each time we entered a city I noticed that the Japanese love their neon. Districts in nearly every city had these areas with flashing neon signs and lights. It can be rather beautiful.

I arrived in Kyoto Station at 7:43 PM, grabbed some food for dinner (a pre-packaged sandwich) and walked the 20-30 minutes to my hotel on Gojo-dori. At this point, my total travel time was nearly 23 hours.

I was assigned a room on the 8th floor facing south. I took a quick shower, popped an Ambien to kill the jetlag (and travel malaise), and put on the provided sleeping gown, and went to sleep.

OK, enough of the boring details and time for a few fun observations from my first night:

  • The Japanese don’t like to take your money. You have to put it on a tray and then they’ll take it (they will also put your change in the tray)
  • The Japanese design things with low ceilings. I practically hit the top of the door frame to my hotel room.
  • My hotel bathroom might be a self-cleaning unit. My hotel room is tiny and the bathroom is this pre-fabricated thing tucked into the corner (you have to step up to get into it). All surfaces are plastic. There is also only one faucet (the sink) and this controls the sink and bathtub/shower. The toilet also functions as a bidet with various options (one cleans the ass (with a diagram of a butt) and the other option cleans women only (I’ve yet to try it).

Here a few photos of my flight, my arrival, and my hotel room. More to follow!

This is the first leg of the flight as we flew over the Hudson River near New York City

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This is me, jet-lagged at the Narita (Tokyo) Airport awaiting the train

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Here is the control panel for my hotel room toilet.

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My first Japanes meal. They cut the crust off sandwiches (yes, there’s meat and cheese in there…they’re rather skimpy with the meat).

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Here I model the latest the latest in Japanese sleeping gowns (provided by the hotel).

 

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Finally, a tease shot of the type of stuff you’re really on here looking for. I’ll post shitloads more of those later!

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My Luggage Attacked Me

I was retracting the handle to my roller-luggage and my pinky-finger got caught in something. Fortunately, I quickly looked at my finger and saw that i hadn’t broken the skin. Phew!

But then I noticed the underside of my flesh filling up with blood (which appears more brown under the skin). Now I’ve got this nasty blood blister. Let’s see, when I went to Europe last summer I was getting over that bizarre rash so the skin on my hands was shedding the whole time. Now I’m off to Asia with a nasty brown pinky.

I think I should wear protective gloves the week before any vacations from now on.

Anyway, at this time tomorrow I should be in Chicago (actually, O’Hare Airport) during the lay-over before finishing the journey to Tokyo. Luckily, Randy is a premiere American Airlines member so we’ll have access to the special lounge reserved for high-falootin’ freaking travellers during that nearly 3 hour wait.

Thirteen and a half hours after that (ugh) I’ll be descending into Narita Airport outside Tokyo. And four to five hours after that I’ll be arriving via bullet train (170 miles per hour) in Kyoto.

…and less than three seconds after that I’ll be asleep – dead to the world. I suspect that I won’t start enjoying Japan until at least Monday. Late Monday.

I don’t think I’ll have internet access for the first few days there. But I should be able to start blogging on Wednesday when I reunite wtih Randy and have the opportunity to download some photos from my camera.

Sayonara! 

You’ve Got to Climb Mount Everest to Reach the Valley of the Dolls

…or you just need five gay men, left-over party snacks and generous amounts of wine and mixed drinks.

Last night, Fred had some friends over to watch Valley of the Dolls. Two others were supposed to come (Mike and Roger both bailed for work reasons), so it ended up being Fred, Randy, Marin, Greg (Fred’s friend) and me.

The original plan was to eat the party left-overs (from Saturday) and then get some Thai take-out. What ended up happening was we ate left-overs exlusively. That means a nutritious dinner consisting of crackers, cheese, M&M’s, tortilla chips and salsa.

And great company.

Unfortunately, (or should I say fortunately) not much attention was paid to this most horrible of horrible movies; Valley of the Dolls. Even the camp factor wasn’t enough to keep our attention. Mostly, we all just proceeded with our own conversations and the DVD played in the background (the vivid colors grabbed our attention here and there, of course).

In fact, by the end of the film, Randy had fallen asleep. Maybe if we had all taken some dolls (speed, perhaps?) we’d have appreciated the film more?

Anyway, tonight I’m going to have to finish packing since I’ll be crashing at Randy’s place tomorrow night so we can share the cab to the airport bright and early on Saturday morning. YIKES – I guess this means it’s really happening.

All the More Reason to Move

It isn’t bad enough that the neighbor from hell moved in above me back in September and continues to dynamite boulders on a nightly basis, but now the media is reporting that uber-conservative Governor Mitt Romney (soon to be ex-governor…yay) is planning to base his presidential campaign headquarters around the corner from me. Yep, he wants to occupy the building that was recently vacated by Roche-Bobois; the high-end Parisian furniture company.

There’s already been a lot of scandal in the area regarding the future of that building. A developer has submitted plans to demolish it and build an 8 story luxury condominium building that is 37 feet taller than the current building. The locals are upset that it’s going to ruin the character of the neighborhood by being a) so big and b) so wealthy (the North End was historically working class). Now the old building (pre-demolition) may become occupied by a candidate largely despised by the local populace. This should be interesting.

Still, despite these things, I’d love to remain in the neighborhood. Rumor has it that I can afford a parking space – so things are looking up.