Borrow A Baby
posted in The Kitchen Sink |Do you have a kid I can borrow? (Preferably one shorter then I am?) It can be a son, sister, cousin, nephew, etc. I’m not picky. It’s just that I’m horribly addicted to all things animation and the DreamWorks movie Madagascar is coming out soon. I hear there are cute scene-stealing penguins involved. Scene-stealing penguins, people! Clearly, I have to see this movie. I’m one of those people who hate going to children’s movies without a child in tow though, and my younger sisters are both in their early twenties and will no longer cut it, especially now that they’re both taller I am. Even the bibs and pacifiers don’t seem to be fooling anyone anymore. Sigh. Anyways, I promise to return your child as soon as the movie’s over. Or as soon as it gets fussy. Whichever comes first.