2nd
June
2005
Bespotted
Ack!
I had deluded myself into believing that my spotted sunburn would magically transform into a beautiful even tan, given a little time. Unfortunately, I discovered today that the spots had the audacity to make themselves at home. (Out, damned spot!) I’m now covered in darker oddly patterned spots. And I’m peeling. Leper-like. Sigh. I’ve turned into the hideous bespotted creature from the Cabo lagoons. Children flee in terror when they see me.
I am sad. And a little sick. (*cough. sneeze. sniff.*) Woe is me.
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