29th
August
2005
Bring in the Monkeys!*
Trial in three weeks. Too much work, not enough time. Don’t even know where to begin. Am literally paralyzed with fear. Post currently being dictated to typing monkey. Monkey is threatening to quit due to high workload. Poor monkey. Poor me.
*The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random could eventually type out the complete works of Shakespeare. Surely it could also handle some trial prep.
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