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Bring in the Monkeys!*

29th August 2005

Bring in the Monkeys!*

posted in Lawyering and the Like |

Trial in three weeks.  Too much work, not enough time.  Don’t even know where to begin.  Am literally paralyzed with fear.  Post currently being dictated to typing monkey.  Monkey is threatening to quit due to high workload.  Poor monkey.  Poor me.

*The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random could eventually type out the complete works of Shakespeare.  Surely it could also handle some trial prep.

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  1. 1 On September 1st, 2005, JPN said:

    I’ve always heard it as a million monkeys at a million keyboards producing the greatest works of literature ever known. Unfortunately, I think the existence of the internet proves this theory incorrect.

    posted on September 1st, 2005 at 3:10 am

  2. 2 On September 1st, 2005, Y. said:

    Hm, I’ve heard that version too. Ultimately though, for my purposes, it doesn’t matter if there are a million monkeys or just one diligent one. I just need one to do my work! (And are you suggesting my site is anything less than the greatest work of literature?) =)

    posted on September 1st, 2005 at 12:43 pm