Going Somewhere?
posted in Friends, Family, Et Al., Lawyering and the Like |I accidently got on the down elevator when I intended to go up this morning. Of course I realized this too late to do anything about it and ended up having to take it down 22 flights to the ground floor. I ran into the Managing Partner on the ground floor, who looked at me askance for not getting off.
MP: —?
Me: Um, I got on the wrong elevator.
MP: You know, there are ferris wheels and roller coasters and things like that if you like rides.
Me: Yes, but none of them are in the office and I have to liven up my day somehow.
(*awkward silence for 17 flights*)
[Elevator opens on 17th floor, no one enters.]
Me: That was my belated and wild attempt to stop the descent.
MP: Oh.
(*awkward silence for remaining 5 flights*)