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Why Guys Can’t Win

14th May 2006

Why Guys Can’t Win

posted in Life in LA, Weighty Issues |

Guy:  [*innocently*]  I think the waitressess have to be anorexic to work here.  They’re all way too thin.

Girl:  Really?  I think they look great.

Guy:  No.  They’re scary thin.  It’s really unattractive.

Girl:  [*accusingly*] You like fat women, don’t you?

Guy:  [*dumbfoundedly*] Huh?

Girl:  You think I’m fat, don’t you?

Guy:  HUH?

Girl:  I don’t want to talk about this anymore.

Guy: ? 

Note to readers:  For the sake of protecting the irrational, I’m leaving out any identifying information.  =)  Let’s just say this is Every Girl.

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  1. 1 On May 14th, 2006, John said:

    The guy broke Rule #2 of Going on a Date: Do not comment on the appearance of any woman who is not your date. This is only slightly less important than Rule #1: Never challenge your date to an arm-wrestling match while at dinner.

    posted on May 14th, 2006 at 3:56 pm

  2. 2 On May 14th, 2006, Y. said:

    LOL. =)

    So wise John, so wise.

    posted on May 14th, 2006 at 11:41 pm

  3. 3 On May 16th, 2006, ML said:

    Love this story. Guys really can’t win sometimes. Although, I will NEVER admit that to a guy in real life. Only to my girls, anonymously, in cyber space.

    posted on May 16th, 2006 at 9:04 am

  4. 4 On May 18th, 2006, smm said:

    I believe this is one of the best posts ever. I feel bad for guy in question…although I don’t feel that bad. Any mention of women being too thin will naturally ellicit an I’m fat response…Mine tries to tell me he likes curves…Which clearly means I’m a cow with her own gravitational pull! 😉

    posted on May 18th, 2006 at 1:12 pm

  5. 5 On May 18th, 2006, Y. said:

    LOL. I actually thought of you when I was writing this Roomie. =) Miss you!

    posted on May 18th, 2006 at 2:23 pm