Who writes all this nonsense?

Quick background on me since I know you ain’t trying to read my life story:

Profession…

  • Software Engineer
  • Orbital Warfare
  • US Space Force

Places…

  • SoCal Native
  • Colorado Resident
  • Northeast college student, no not Northeastern, in Cambridge, no not Tufts…
  • Also technically a Texan for tax purposes
  • Frequent Flyer