Who writes all this nonsense?

Quick background on me since I know you ain’t trying to read my life story:

Profession…

  • Software Engineer
  • US Space Force

Places…

  • SoCal Native
  • Colorado Resident
  • Northeast college student. Not at Northeastern though, in Cambridge. No not Tufts…
  • Also technically a Texan for tax purposes
  • Always flying between these locations