Curtin Call

What a night of sad news. Theo Epstein has walked away from our beloved Red Sox. A question, though, what was WHDH thinking?

Breaking news:

Theo Epstein Resigns.

“Oh, no!” I say. “Theo resigned from the Red Sox!”.

“No, Mary” I’m told. “He’s resigned with the Red Sox!”

“Phew!” I say. “Then how do you spell resigned?”

“I’m not sure but it’s okay. He resigned.”

(Mary breathing again, relieved.)

Five minutes later, WHDH, again with breaking news.

Theo Epstein Quits

“See!” I say. “Theo resigned from the Red Sox!”

This is one of those times where I wish I was wrong.

Bye-bye, Theo. Thanks for the memories!