Now that Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign has crashed and burned in tatters and ashes, it seems an appropriate time to chime in with one of our patented, wrong-in-so- many-ways political predictions: Don’t Count Her Out Yet.
This may be but a brilliant subterfuge on the part of the Clinton Brain Trust, designed to let her candidacy fly under the radar for a few months before rising like a Phoenix in Denver to save her party, her political ass (that’s Bill), her marriage (Bill again) as well as to save her nation from four more years of this macho madness.
Remember that the Super Delegates can change their minds at any time up to the actual moment they cast their votes; that’s what makes them Super. And if no candidate wins an absolute majority on the first vote, they will keep voting until someone does. This could take a while.
Although multiple roll call votes, and the back room bargaining they engender, have been largely banned from the media-managed modern political conventions, there is no reason they could not make a comeback – the rules and traditions are still in place. During the longest nominating process in history, in 1880, James Garfield won the Republican nomination with 399 votes to 306 for U.S. Grant on the 35th ballot and after four exhausting days. As a delegate admitted, “It was the escape of a tired convention.”
So what could get those declared Super Delegates to undeclare and change their minds? Any one of a number of revelations, unexpected developments, world events or just plain fate could intervene. Any guesses as to the specific nature of these possibilities would be pure speculation and irresponsible journalism, but then, what are bloggers for?
The following ten headlines should not be construed as predictive or prejudiced against any particular candidate, but are merely intended as food for thought. Like the Dowbrigade, they are not in any way related to reality.
1. Michelle Obama Mud Wrestling Tapes Surface
6-week stint at NJ Hooters Recorded by Rugby Team
2. Obama Law School “Lost Weekend” Found
Ended on Lynn MA park bench, booked for indecent exposure
3. Southside Bouncer Claims Barack Sold Bunko Blow
Candidate reportedly middled deal for fake flake
4. Senate Race Obama CV Lists 3 CIA Fronts as References
Damning info removed before Presidential bid
5. Aide Asserts Obama Hides Father’s Koran Inside Bible Binding
Plans to take oath of office on Islamic Tome
6. Obama Makes Anti-Semitic Comment at B’nai B’rith Fete
Off-mike comment caught on cell-phone: “Who needs the damn Hebes, anyway?”
7. Obama Abducted by UFO on Camping Trip
Recounted incident in 1988 NPR interview
8. Obama Rent Paid by Banned Islamic Charity
Overseas support during ‘lean years’ as Chicago organizer
9. Teen Barack Organized Black Panther Chapter at Punahou High School
Only chapter in Hawaii included all three blacks at school
10. Obama Bigamy Alleged
Indonesian woman has proof she was “child bride” in arranged marriage
If nothing like this crops up spontaneously, we hope Hillary’s hordes have venom and expertise enough to whip something up, and plant it so it can’t be traced back to the Clintons. After all, if she can’t win dirty, she isn’t the politician we thought she was, and doesn’t deserve the top job after all.
But if a miracle can be manufactured, watch out. Hill’s been taking names for a while now, and those on the list better hope she’s down for the count.
Unfortunately, I think shes down for the count. The best we can hope for is a seat as VP.
At what point, if ever, should we expect your admission that you have seriously underestimated the strength of Barack’s candidacy and his legitimacy as the democratic nominee? Can’t you even give the guy some grudging respect for his ability to adapt to the moment and learn from past mistakes? If, as you say, he simply “didn’t get it” in 2004 when he thought “new media” meant Fox News, how is it that he was able to tap in to the power of the Internet to raise hundreds of millions of dollars from small and first-time contributors? Remember, this guy came up on the south side of Chicago …. what I think you are missing is his ability to fight just as dirty as the Clintons. The difference is that he is so good and so smooth, he (or his surrogates) can eviscerate you without leaving any fingerprints. Have you read some of the things he did to get rid of his competitors in his state level campaigns in Illinois?