Category Archives: Humor

Guantanamo Hilton

Posted on June 11, 2007 by dowbrigade

Apparently, Paris Hilton can’t be kept in the county jail because it a threat to her and the other inmates, and a temptation to the jail employees. The sheriff was reduced to strip searching all guards, maintenance people, delivery guys, … Continue reading →

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Zombies Invade Upstate New York

Posted on May 18, 2007 by dowbrigade

(May 18, 2007) — More than two years after their grim work began in Rochester, four human-tissue recovery workers and three local funeral directors have been charged with taking bones, skin and other material from corpses without obtaining consent. A … Continue reading →

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Watertown Armenian Extreme Bingo

Posted on May 3, 2007 by dowbrigade

We awoke this morning at the crack of dawn, 6 am, when the weak sunlight seeped through the as yet unspring-cleaned dingy window. We lay in bed thinking about aquatic mammals – specifically, why they don’t die of thirst. Can … Continue reading →

Posted in Friends and Family, Humor, Prose Screeds | 10 Comments

Stoned Ponies Open for Rolling Stones

Posted on April 17, 2007 by dowbrigade

A troupe of performing horses are to be given sedatives to help them cope with a Rolling Stones gig. The horses will be in the stadium for the Stones concert at the Hippodrome in the Serbian capital Belgrade on July … Continue reading →

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Bush the Joker – Top One-liners of 2004

Posted on October 26, 2005 by glasscastle

There were to many great candidates, it took us ten months to compile and evaluate the contenders.Both Bush himself and American history took a hit when George missed his calling as a stand-up comic… #10: "I want you to know. … Continue reading →

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