Love…for Sale. Appetizing (not so) Young Love…for Sale.

Based on this website (http://www.humanforsale.com/) I’m worth exactly $2,034,762.00. I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing. At least I broke the $2 million mark. I’ve never really thought about my self-worth in monetary terms before. I’m not sure I like knowing, either, especially when I see how many people are worth more than I am. HMMMM.


But considering Matt got me for free and spent almost $300 on a plate (see his blog for details), I’d like to think that I was still the better investment. Hopefully I’m not depreciating.


Anyway, back to reality. When I got home from work last night there was a note from the dog-walking service. This company was founded by two people (a gay male and a lesbian). We were getting great service with the lesbian, but then the guy got assigned to us and the service went down hill. Yesterday, the lesbian returned and wanted to know if she could take Dusty to the beach today. So, instead of keeping her crated for 8 hours (that would be Dusty, not the dog-sitter), we verbally signed the permission slip and Dusty is going on her first field trip. I’m kind of jealous. I’d rather be at the beach today, too.


 


 

10 Comments

  1. Comment by David on August 4, 2004 11:22 am

    Is it just the salt air intake?
    You can’t get much sun? Did Dusty borrow the green umbrella?

  2. Comment by chrispy on August 4, 2004 12:29 pm

    funny john and i were having a ‘similar’ conversation last night at dinner about human body-parts for sale, and specifically how desperate a person has to be to sell their innards on the black market.

    glad to hear your going rate is so high!

  3. Comment by Chad on August 4, 2004 4:57 pm

    Thought I’d pipe in here – had a great time in P-town by the way 🙂
    So Dusty went to the beach – are these the dog days of summer?

  4. Comment by Slate on August 4, 2004 6:47 pm

    I LOVE your blog… well love is a bit strong, but I really really like it, and will be back! Keep well and keep blogging!

  5. Comment by Karl on August 5, 2004 11:34 am

    OH, and I must thank Will from Designer Blog since he’s the guy I stole the http://www.humansforsale.com website from. Thanks, Will!

  6. Comment by David in Chicago on August 9, 2004 3:21 pm

    Woohoo! I am worth $2,056,950.00.

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