My Friend Is Offering Her Pussy – So Come and Get It!
You see, last spring a stray cat found its way into my friend, Lise’s life. She never planned on keeping him because she already has two cats of her own. In preparing to to make the cat adoptable, she had him neutured a week or so ago and thought she had found a taker. But while doing the associated blood work, it was discovered that this cat was FIV+ (the feline version of HIV). The potential adopter backed out and Lise is back to square one.
To quote Lise:
“He is the most loving, passive, wonderful cat, I’d love to keep him except for the distress my Misha is in due to his precence. He’s healthy as a horse (and) very striking looking. FIV-positive cats do not necessarily develop AIDS– many are just carriers, and never get sick. It is only transmittable to other cats, and even then it has to be a deep, deep bite, not just scratches or nipping. He is an absolute love bug.”
Now, I’m not normally a cat person, but even my heart melts when I see his pictures. Then again, it could be that I just came inside to my toasty office after walking in 14 degree temperatures. Anyway, if you (or any of your friends/family/coworkers) are interested in a new family member this holiday – let me know.
So, come on. How can you say no to free pussy?
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I hope that pussy finds a home. This is a heartrending story.
Thanks so much Karl. Don’t worry people, I’m keeping him inside with Three other cats so he’s not out in the cold – I trust him that much with my non-FIV cats.
I’d love too, but I can’t have _three_ cats. Two are enough as is for my place and me..
Oh man, I would love to adopt your cat but I can’t have pets in my apartment. Good luck finding a home for him!
Karl, you just like saying pussy.
Pervert.
I hope he finds a good home.
Yup, what David said. You get such a charge out of being irreverent and subversive. Good luck to Lise & the kitty…
In England it isn’t your kitty or cat, it’s your pussy. Last time I was over there, there was an ad for a service that would take care of your pussy when you went on holiday. So it wouldn’t feel lonely, they promised to stroke your pussy every day.