What’s up with our homeboy G.W. giving an impropmtu back massage to the German Chancellor Merkel at the G-8 Summit? Those photos* are the creepiest things I’ve seen in quite a long time.

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It’s bad enough that she (the German Chancellor) shares a striking resemblence to Dick Cheney’s lesbian daughter (at least, it’s how I excpect she’ll appear in a few years), but it was obvious that she was horribly uncomfortable at this suprise sign of affection. I mean, who does something like this…at a venue like that? I’ve never seen him do this to any male world leaders…what makes him think it’s okay to do it to her?

All of of a sudden this so-called christian man is groping women and swearing to Tony Blair. What’s next? invading other countries and causing the loss of thousands of lives? Lying to the American public?

*Photos obtained from



  1. Comment by Lise on July 20, 2006 9:55 am

    Hope you don’t mind a long post from another blog on this subject but I thought you & your readers would appreciate it. Props to the Rude Pundit.

    And as for the G-8 buffoonery, goddamnit, puking in the lap of the Japanese prime minister seems positively dignified in retrospect. Beyond the little bit of dialogue picked up by a mike, where Bush said, “Shit” (does he get fined by the FCC?) and he acted like the spazzy kid with ADD playin’ the President at United Nations Day in third grade, there was his bizarro treatment of the elected Chancellor of Germany like she was a secretary who had typed too many letters. Look at the pictures of this President Bush as he heads over to Angela Merkel to give her a brief shoulder grab/rub. First look at his eyes, those dead, cold eyes, like Karloff’s Frankenstein’s monster, or the kind of eyes of someone so immune to human contact and warmth that he only wakes up when watching a particularly gruesome snuff film, where sick fucks jack off on the body parts of a Mexican woman they just chopped up. Look at his hands on her shoulders. He doesn’t even know what he’s doing. He doesn’t even know that unless he warms up her shoulder muscles first, he’s just gonna give her one hell of a cramp. Circular movements with the thumbs, motherfucker, not whole hand squeezing. Christ, no wonder Laura spends more time with her waterproof vibrator in the tub than in bed with her husband.

  2. Comment by Chris on July 20, 2006 12:00 pm

    Poor, poor woman. Scarred. For. Life.

  3. Comment by karyn on July 20, 2006 1:23 pm

    Q: …who does something like this at a venue like that?

    A: The same kind of person who gives public speeches about education reform and says “The question we have to ask ourselves is…. IS OUR CHILDREN LEARNING?.”

    I’m actually okay with the invading other countries. Sue me. In my mind, it comes down to them or us. And I’m really, really ok with it NOT being us.

    Still think he’s one chromosome off from being kept in captivity in the DC Zoo’s Great Ape though. (As they do not have a “lame ape” exhibit.)

  4. Comment by karyn on July 20, 2006 1:29 pm

    Ahem. *Great Ape EXHIBIT, I meant. Sheesh.

  5. Comment by J.P. on July 20, 2006 2:23 pm


    That’s all I’ve got to say.


  6. Comment by chrispy on July 20, 2006 2:51 pm

    well gee zus people! heck! hes still that lovable bud guzzlin, cowboy acting, coke snorting party all the time fratboy he always was! how oh how can you fault the guy for feeling comfy like he was down at the ranch? its only a little pow wow right? right? and that angela chicks pretty cute aint she?

  7. Comment by Dave in Chicago (2) on July 20, 2006 6:04 pm

    Good God. Can we send him to the Lebanese border? Or sit him in the middle of Haifa? PLEASE?

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